FosseSpark

Its because he's careless with the ball.

because he is not a professional footballer from what i understand.

when does the window SLAM shut?

Jesus. Mary and Joseph. This is a turgid signing. Like a signing that has been drowned and found washed up on the exposed southbank of the Thames. It is a dogs barf of an addition. It is fart spray through the letter box on halloween. The january signing equivalent of getting a small amount of your cock caught in your zip as a youth. It is like having a dream of pamela anderson and waking up to find you are bumming the dog.

Woltemade. Would score 45 in the Champo.

I think we are in the last knockings of King Power staging a real life, football based version of 'The Producers' at our expense: Down-on-his-luck duty free magnate Khun Top is famous for his lack of financial and business acumen. Meanwhile, after her latest business disaster, timid CEO Susan Whelan discovers a loophole in the financial rules of football club ownership: an owner can make more money from a failing club than a succesful one! She figures that by signing a squad of has beens, free transfers and alcoholics - managed by a manager drummed out of his last 3 jobs, Leicester will be relegated spectacularly allowing them to write the club off as a loss after a series of relegations. Top convinces Whelan to partner with him, and together they set out to create the biggest flop in history But DISASTER their threadbare squad of journeymen professionals and the almost senile seeming italian WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE. This is exactly what King Power and the board don't want! - because a successful club means investors and the Premier League will want their profits, and the pair will be exposed as massive frauds! As the teams success grows, with FA Cups, European runs and Charity Shields accumulating, their scheme collapses. They try desperate measures to stop the success; hiring a series of ridiculous managers, awarding multi year contracts to their worst players, signing players late who we can't then play in games for 3 months, paying massive transfer fees for players of a team we banged 9 nil and wilfully ignoring all of the PSR regulations put in place by the League to ensure relegation. Just as they think they are going to escape, with relegation to League One and administration, they unwittingly sign Joe Aribo, Jamale Lascelles and a divine sounding Greek savoury dish who fire them back to the Premier League from the brink of relegation! The pair are arrested and thrown into jail after their scheme is exposed, and the film ends with them plotting the purchase of Cardiff City to repeat their scheme!

Hermansen Lascelles Mukasa and a striker gives us a CHANCE of staying up. But not a sniff of a striker or a full back yet.

I think the point about underlapping 8's is a good point for Mavididi and Fatawu. Assuming they are still there and we don't bring in anyone (except maybe a striker) i think the below is our best chance of success if we get a new manager who can actually coach the team. Souttar back in to provide a bit of leadership on the pitch assuming he's fit. A set of actual bollocks in the defence. Nelson playing a similar role to Callum Doyle in Maresca season. Doesn't go over halfway line, but pings diagonals and is strong on crosses. Ricardo - we don't have anyone any better and he can only play when he's tucking in. Fatawu and Mavididi - need to show same energy they did in Maresca season. James and Page playing 8's on left and right to underlap like Ndidi and KDH. Page needs to get stuck in which might be difficult for a kid of his age. but he's so good on the ball. NEW STRIKER... Stola Souttar Okoli Nelson Ricardo Skipp Fatawu James Page Mavididi Striker

i think Justin Timberlake expressed it best when he said... "I'm bringing Heskey back (yeah) Ayew and Daka got Marti the sack We need to get our selves a new left back (yeah) A good midfielder to pick up the slack Come on Top (get the **** on with it) Heskeys free (get the **** on with it) So's Muzzy (get the **** on with it) Steve Guppy (left foots a wand innit)" at least i think those were the lyrics....

I predicted relegation from the start of the season. With no spine to the team or positive changes to our squad we are a relegation squad. Albeit with some great young talent. It's coming, and this time the mechanism for us to come back through retention of players and overinvestment doesnt exist. We will be stripped of fatawu and our youth team prospects, leaving us with a massive rebuild required and no current vision or ownership to deliver it. I think the trajectory of the city and the ownership itself is being reflected somewhat in the team. The city is on its arse financially and politically and KingPower themselves are not what they were - so it's no coincidence that the team is a shadow of what it was 10 yrs ago In fact if you look at 2015-21 its actually a blip vs the overall 25 year trend of us in the lower half of championship and attracting 20k core fans.

Goal! Is to get rid of Marti and King Power asap Monday....

i think the clues to our current woes are: a goalie who isnt good with feet or on crosses no defensive leader no real pace in defence. no ball playing midfielder no strong cdm no striker a manager with no history of success of any kind. fans who have long since been reduced to membership numbers or customers by an organisation that is used to managing airport shops. apart from that we are a well balanced and inspirationally managed outfit.

Stola Vestergaard Okoli Nelson Ricardo Skipp Decordova Reid Page Fatawu Mavididi Daka

if we are quick, we can sell Seagrave and put it on Wrexham which will get us out of this mess.

if we are quick, we can sell Seagrave and put it on Wrexham which will get us out of this mess.

We have spent all week practising our new positions . The foetal position.

another game i had completely forgotten was scheduled. For me it's a 4 in defence with Choudhury stepping inside when we are on the ball. We will have massive gaps all over the place between players who don't know their position. We will also have no one running beyond Ayew making it a waste of space when we get squeezed.......4-0 them. Stola Okoli Nelson Vestergaard MASSIVE GAP Skipps Choudhury MASSIVE GAP James MASSIVE GAP MASSIVE GAP Fatawu Bobby Mavi AYEW MASSIVE GAP TO PENALTY AREA

I vote for Brian Little. Get the band back together Poole Mills Walsh Smith Lewis Joachim Agnew Thompson Wright Ormondroyd Gee

Harborough Town. Cricket in the summer. Tigers on the odd occasion. Wouldn't miss the iteration of Leicester. An overpriced bag of chuff with disengaged foreign owners who don't even turn up half the time. The only reason to own a foreign club is to make money, get glory or indulge passion. If you are doing none of the above then get out......

close the thread. I mean ffs. what a bag of shite.

get rid of the ****ing cry baby, parasite.

Rooster Russell, Colin Gordon, Phil Gee,

Hopefully he's Type 2 Diabate, rather than the first one we had?

i think most people called that we needed more physicality and 'defending' at full back but Marti disagreed. Weve played all season with no striker. we are what we are...

as predictable as fook