urban.spaceman

Hilarious, baffling, and offensive

This whole time we’ve been lulling the Premier League into a false sense of security. We're winning the league next season lads.

We won 2-2!!!!

https://streamin.me/v/ecf40143

We ain’t scoring another one

God I miss Terry J.

Fake news.

Race Across The World 2025 starting point and teams revealed Racing across vast distances without smartphones or bank cards, the teams will be pushed to their absolute limits Published: 07:00 pm, 9 April 2025 Race Across the World is back! The BAFTA-award winning series, produced by Studio Lambert returns to iPlayer and BBC One for a fifth series in 2025. The Great Wall of China is the starting point of this year's epic race. Five teams must navigate three of Asia’s most diverse nations, China, Nepal and India, in a race of over 14,000km to reach the finish line, Kanniyakumari, the southernmost tip of India. The teams include: sisters, Elizabeth and Letitia; former married couple, Yin and Gaz, brothers, Brian and Melvyn; teenage couple, Fin and Sioned and mother and son, Caroline and Tom. Watch Race Across the World on BBC iPlayer and add to your Watchlist Watch Celebrity Race Across the World on BBC iPlayer and add to your Watchlist Racing across vast distances without smartphones or bank cards, and armed only with cash equating to the cost of flying the route, our teams will be pushed to their absolute limits. Only one team can claim victory over the others and win the cash prize of £20,000. Race Across the World, is a 9x60' series produced by Studio Lambert for BBC One and BBC iPlayer. The series was commissioned by Catherine Catton, Head of Commissioning, Factual Entertainment and Events and the BBC Commissioning Editor is Jasmyn McGuile. Tim Harcourt, Lucy Curtis, Rob Fisher and Benjamin Leigh are the Executive Producers for Studio Lambert. Kezia Walker is Senior Production Executive and Maria Kennedy is Senior Line Producer for Studio Lambert.

Honestly can’t wait!

Should probably start calling it the Post Horn Wallop.

Ideal scenario: Our relegation gets confirmed very soon, so we rightly sack Ruud cos he is shit. We somehow managed to accrue more points than Ipswich and finish 18th. Man City are found guilty on all counts and are given a 500 point rolling reduction and immediate relegation. We stay up as a result.

Dan Wootton is currently counting down the 50 worst people in Britain on his social media. Also Dan Wootton: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ev428eepvo

I hope the messaging is refined for the next protest. I didn’t care for the personal attacks on Top or Rudkin as they’re counter intuitive, but the tagline “Premier Ambitions. Amateur Decisions” was really, really effective. There needs to be protests at every single game from now on.

Dial 111 or 999 if it’s an emergency. X

January.

Work to do

I don’t even recognise this football club any more.

Honestly wasn’t sure what to think about the Naked Gun reboot. Was put off by the first half of the trailer as it seemed like a modern generic cop action comedy. But that second half was just perfect. Looks like they’ve absolutely nailed the tone of the Zucker/Abrahams movies. I will definitely be going to see it

Best Dog Owner Of The Season Best Director Of Football Award Best Ruud Awakening Gag Best Roy Cropper Moment Best Reason For Supporter Bans

Potentially big https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx48gq0y77o

It’s someone else’s fault. US treasury secretary blames DeepSeek AI for market declinepublished at 13:19 13:19 IMAGE SOURCE, REUTERS The US market may have dropped sharply last week, but for US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, Trump's tariff policies aren't necessarily to blame. “For everyone who thinks these market declines are all based on the President's economic policies, I can tell you that this market decline started with the Chinese AI announcement of DeepSeek,” Bessent said in an interview with Tucker Carlson posted on Friday. DeepSeek, a rival to models like ChatGPT, launched its latest version in January. Bessent implied it's behind the drop in major US tech stocks, often called the Magnificent 7. “I'd say it's more a Mag 7 problem, not a MAGA problem,” he told Carlson.