urban.spaceman

Ideal scenario: Our relegation gets confirmed very soon, so we rightly sack Ruud cos he is shit. We somehow managed to accrue more points than Ipswich and finish 18th. Man City are found guilty on all counts and are given a 500 point rolling reduction and immediate relegation. We stay up as a result.

Dan Wootton is currently counting down the 50 worst people in Britain on his social media. Also Dan Wootton: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ev428eepvo

I hope the messaging is refined for the next protest. I didn’t care for the personal attacks on Top or Rudkin as they’re counter intuitive, but the tagline “Premier Ambitions. Amateur Decisions” was really, really effective. There needs to be protests at every single game from now on.

Dial 111 or 999 if it’s an emergency. X

January.

Work to do

I don’t even recognise this football club any more.

Honestly wasn’t sure what to think about the Naked Gun reboot. Was put off by the first half of the trailer as it seemed like a modern generic cop action comedy. But that second half was just perfect. Looks like they’ve absolutely nailed the tone of the Zucker/Abrahams movies. I will definitely be going to see it

Best Dog Owner Of The Season Best Director Of Football Award Best Ruud Awakening Gag Best Roy Cropper Moment Best Reason For Supporter Bans

Potentially big https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx48gq0y77o

It’s someone else’s fault. US treasury secretary blames DeepSeek AI for market declinepublished at 13:19 13:19 IMAGE SOURCE, REUTERS The US market may have dropped sharply last week, but for US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, Trump's tariff policies aren't necessarily to blame. “For everyone who thinks these market declines are all based on the President's economic policies, I can tell you that this market decline started with the Chinese AI announcement of DeepSeek,” Bessent said in an interview with Tucker Carlson posted on Friday. DeepSeek, a rival to models like ChatGPT, launched its latest version in January. Bessent implied it's behind the drop in major US tech stocks, often called the Magnificent 7. “I'd say it's more a Mag 7 problem, not a MAGA problem,” he told Carlson.

@Union FS

On the contrary. I think we should put Ward back in goal. For a laugh.

“Seagrave Spa and Kennels”

Considering nailing a “Welcome To Seagrave Spa” sign opposite the training ground.

It’s …….. Rebekah Vardy

This press conference is so bizarre.

Semi finalists in Europe.

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