urban.spaceman

The Pitt Season 2 was brilliant. Can’t wait for a third. Would also love a spin off of the night crew called Nightcrawlers.

Middle of nowhere, half an hour outside of Gaborone, Botswana. Was staying with distant relatives after a few months in Cape Town. My family didn’t watch or understand football, so had no idea what was happening or what it meant. So they’d gone to bed while I watched the Chelsea v Spurs match in the living room. Spent the last 20 minutes of the game pacing around the room, trying not to wake anyone up. Final whistle went, had to run outside and far away from the house to shout and cheer to myself. Went back to the house and FaceTimed my dad, both of us in tears. Then hung up and rang Radio Leicester and got on the radio for a few minutes. Went back inside and finished off the whiskey my CT mates had gifted me when I left. Just a wonderful, joyful night to myself. The trophy lift night was far messier and I still have the scars.

Moustache, cowboy hat and bolo tie are a must. Cigar optional. Must and I repeat must not be MAGA or religious lunatic, or both.

Now would be the absolutely funniest time for him to go there again. Go on Frank. Go before the end of the season.

Lampard is definitely stupid/greedy enough to go to Chelsea in the summer.

Decided to predict the next 35 years. The next 35 years 2027. League One final day survival. Administration the following day. 2028. Top and Rudkin Seagrave Siege. League One mid table. 14 year old starlet sold to Barcelona for £5.80 and a packet of Quavers. 2029. Seagrave sold to Centre Parcs. New manager starts to turn things around. EFL Trophy semi finalists. Top comes out of hiding to take credit. He still owns the club. 2030. Relegation to League Two. Top named in BVI Scandal Files and legally forced to sell. New owner is a 19 year old local AI billionaire “I remember watching us win the Premier League as a child, that were nice”. 2031. Instant promotion to League One. Citywide celebrations. 300 people turn up. 2032. Back to back promotion to the Championship. Instant points deduction. Last minute survival. 2033. Play off semi final brain fart 3 after Luke Thomas concedes last minute own goal against Tottenham after being 4-0 up. 2034. Play off semi final defeat. Dean Smith returns. 2035. Jon Rudkin released from prison. Mid table mediocrity. 2036. More mid table mediocrity. Jon Rudkin memoir released. 2037. Jon Rudkin memoir pulped. Dean Smith sacked. Monks take over till the end of the season. FA Cup winners. 2038. La Manga 3. Mid table. 2039. Relegation to League One. 2040. Promotion to newly renamed Premier League Two. 2041. Relegation to newly renamed Championship League One. 2042. Play off final win and promotion to Premier League Two. Manchester City expelled from Premier League after 2008-2018 era exposed. 2043. League Cup finalists. 6-0 defeat at Wembley to Man City. 2044. A typo in the owner’s contract mean he’s forced to hand ownership back to Top. 2045. Mayor Peter Soulsby helps Top get back into rehab. 2046. Season suspended due to WW4 and global Elephant Flu. 2047. No football under extreme lockdowns. 2048. Football is allowed to return but our entire first team squad come down with Elephant Flu. Women’s team allowed to play instead - first time in world football. 2049. Lockdowns finally lifted, King Power forced to sell after Top goes missing in the Kalahari. Mid table but signs of encouragement. 2050. Relegation to Championship League Two. 2051. Jon Rudkin biopic released starring Dean Gaffney and Pegguy Arphexad. Surprise BAFTAs win for sound editing during the orgy scene. Promotion to newly renamed Division 2 (original division 2/Championship/Premier League Two). 2052. Back to back promotion to Division One (previously named Premier League) 2053. Mid table and stable. 2054. League Cup finalists and humiliating run in Europa Conference League. 2055. Surprise Bye into the next round of the EFL after non-specific Young Boys scandal. Defeated in the final by Ipswich Town. 2056. Jon Rudkin biopic animated version released. Beats box office records. Leicester relegated to Division Two. 2057. Promoted back to the top flight. 2058. League Cup win. Invited to play in Community Shield ‘for a laugh’. We lose. 2059. FA Cup finalists. Beaten after UK’s first AI driven ROBOREF misses a clear handball by Brooklyn Beckham’s son. 2060. Division One top 4. Qualification for newly renamed UEFA2 Champions Trophy 2061. Division One winners. Football inexplicably ceases to exist.

We are absolutely overdue either a violent crime in the dressing room or shagging a team mates wife scandal. Can’t rule out someone doing a racism either.

@Izzy updated.

Just realised we had a player having a heart attack at half time in 2007. We are just mental.

Should have just put ‘relatively boring’.

The last 35 years: 1991. Final day relegation escape. 1992. Play off final defeat. 1993. Play off final defeat. 1994. Play off final win. Premiership. 1995. Relegation. Division One. 1996. Play off final win. Premiership. 1997. League Cup winners and UEFA Cup tie with insane referee 1998. Relatively boring. 1999. League Cup Final last minute defeat 2000. League Cup Winners and UEFA Cup enthusiasts. Plus La Manga 1 2001. Boring. 2002. Relegation, new stadium and administration. Division One. Dennis Wise violently assaulting a team mate in his sleep. 2003. Promotion and La Manga 2: Electric Boogaloo. Premier League. 2004. Relegation. Championship. 2005. Boring. 2006. Shit. 2007. Boring and shit. Loan player suffers heart attack in changing room. 2008. Relegation. League One. Uncle Nige. 2009. Promotion. Championship. 2010. Play off semi final brain fart. Paolo. Sven. 2011. Sven. Uncle Nige 2. 2012. Boring. 2013. Play off semi final brain fart 2. 2014. Championship winners. 2015. Great Escape. Thailand orgy. 2016. Premier League winners. 2017. Champions League quarter final. 2018. Owner killed in helicopter crash. 2019. English football record 9-0 away win. 2020. First club with players to get COVID. 2021. FA Cup and Community Shield winners. 2022. Europa Conference League Semi-Final. 2023. Relegation. Championship. 2024. Promotion. Premier League. 2025. Relegation. Championship. 2026. Relegation. Points deduction. League One.

Twat.

In case anyone needs a laugh tonight https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/liz-truss-insists-dysfunctional-system-mandelson-vetting-blunder-5HjdY6M_2/

Never.

New life milestone passed today: my first relegation ‘California sober’. Happy 421.

Dude’s approaching National Treasure status at this point.

Also, Ed Miliband.

Syston Knitting Banksy keeps on excelling themselves

Get ****ed.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.

“DO NOT THROW BLOODY SPEARS AT ME”

I love how one of the posts you quoted in an attempt to get us back on track included a quote from yourself saying let’s get back on track. 3 days ago.

Here’s one, my dad’s mate “Geoff”. Just spent a very frosty couple of hours down the pub listening to him complain about Ed Miliband. What a ****.

"Am I tough enough? Hell yes I'm tough enough"