Miquel The Work Geordie

*Brunei **Nephew

Did Turki Alalshikh ever get his claws into Derby in the end? Been linked with every Skybet club under the sun

Probably be that broke Saudi geezer from Sheffield United or some shite

Speaking of legal issues can I be the first to say everyone has gone a bit quiet on Man City's 115 charges !!!!

"Be careful what you wish for!!!!!" As if we haven't been relegated two seasons in a row and are on the precipice of going pop

Did you work with Stiffler from American Pie or some shit

Willies out

Went out for an hour and a bit this evening, I simply cannot pace myself in the heat and just set off as normal; wind up looking an absolute state People were waiting for me to turn green so they could cross the road

A record fee for a teenager iirc

About 4 players in that squad (Page, Aluko, Nelson, Chaplin) who aren't absolute bumholes. We are going to field a bumhole XI

Some United fans who have done decades of home and aways are getting banned for very spurious reasons it seems

Me to the nightclub DJ when he won't drop any Fleetwood Mac

Musical comedians

Hibs have made some tidy signings on the face of it – you'd fancy Nathan Lowe to get 15+ in the league and Callum Wright ex of this parish should have more than enough to be a success up there. Playing in Kosovo on Thursday in the Conference League

Mavididi doesn't get glowing reviews on here but I feel like I've seen more anti-Fatawu sentiment than Stephy on here over the past year or so. A really positive, exciting player badly let down by our inability to recruit anyone else (bar James) to be a goal threat, and having to play under a series of managers who are allergic to any semblance of attacking football. It's a bloody miracle he got the numbers he did last season in a team full of ****ing custard drinkers.

This is an outgoing transfer, Stansfield went into Birmingham when they were L1.

You'd be more likely the beat the traffic if you stayed until the end

Cheers James

He's not wrong but it's a bit rich calling out FIFA for cash grabs as head of La Liga

Load of waffle and a genuine shame, love that Newcastle badge

What happened to that geezer from Borehamwood? We were linked with him around the play off final and it doesn't look like he's moved

"Bobby's injured, it's only a little one"

Cooper, Van Nistelrooy, Cifuentes, Rowett, O'Neill. Poor bloke must be wondering what he's done in a past life to have that lot coaching him

Over the past 24 hours I've seen El Khannouss compared to Callum O'Hare, Nico Williams compared to Stephy Mavididi and now Lamine Yamal a "Spanish Jeremy Monga" **** me