Vacamion

But that removes the supposed advantage you get from playing at home in the second leg, which is gained by finishing higher in the league.

How can added on be 3 minutes? They stopped for more than that for the drinks break. Then Walker-Peters had extended treatment.

It's really cagey. Hardly blood and thunder, so far.

There's all the lighthearted fun of Eurovision high camp and glitter and dressing up, and its messages about inclusivity, and then there's the UK's entry last night, caressing the jockstraps of his scantily clad fellow performers as they writhed about in a set that looked like a fairly dirty public toilet. I can imagine that being a fairly hard sell to the voting public of some of the more socially conservative parts of Eastern and Southern Europe as they decided who they wanted to vote for. Nul points.

Blimey. I can't believe I watched it again. Let's go again next year.

Estonia off the mark. The great escape is ON.

I don't see what these juries are up to. The top 4 so far were all utter toilet.

Maddison has just tweeted to say the UK has nothing to worry about. Phew.

Edit spoilt it, they picked up 7 from Israel.

I can take us getting nul points after nul points, but Austria? That was a banger. Nul points.

Steven Segal has let himself go.

We still have nul.

What? Portugal Nah.

If you wave it too close to a pylon, bad things are going to happen...

Evergreen statement.

Just one leg?

So who is getting Nul points? I'm plumping for Germany.

If this wasn't Michel Barnier's ringtone, it should have been.

I like this.

Nah, this is bob. If this wins, I'm voting for Brexit.

Slimane, but can he header in on the back stick in the Champions league?

Mass coronal ejection themed background.

I knew the theme was very, very gay, but who is Tim?

Alright love. Enough.

She's younger than the King Power, you dirty old dogs.