Corky

Should have been one year at most. 3 was incredible.

The sarcastic applauding twat can do one.

Shocker.

This. Whoever is in charge needs at least half a new team. Cooper and van Nistelrooy aren't good choices but any coach is vulnerable to this lot running to the owner when anything difficult appears.

It would actually be offensive to stay up. I know the other 16 would be delighted but we would genuinely be the worst team ever to stay up.

Yeah, why would they bother? Hide behind the manager when they fail then go to the owner when they have had enough of him. Pathetic attitude from all involved.

A truly dire season hits a new low. But nothing will change so what's the point?

The nearest we usually get to Brazil is putting the TalkSport Breakfast Show on.

Vardy gets the grief, scores, the opposition fans then get the response. It isn't really a big deal.

The clubs are quite happy to take the transfer money and I'm sure are keen to convince them to go. I doubt Duran was desperate to play for Aston Villa or West Ham growing up but probably went there for the money as much as anything. If they want to go to Saudi, it is fine.

Yousure Gotmeson

The pre-match music is one of the few things we do well. Yes, it's Kasabian heavy but at least not generic.

Kasper keeping Celtic in this.

Hopefully we'll go through the album. Has It Come To This? followed by Don't Mug Yourself.

Brilliant save, though.

That defending Bren better get the notepad out.

Austin Villa won't be happy with that.

Shoot the Runner?

I don't know what their domestic rugby coverage is like but I find TNT's sports stuff particularly naff. The issue is that terrestrial TV just doesn't have enough money for it or isn't willing to commit.

Some of these players have been an embarrassment.

And Ruud does a better Norman Wisdom impression, too.

I think their injuries and stubborn manager have caused this. Ours basically stopped coaching.

No, they'll get enough players back or sack the manager and get the bounce.

I don't have a problem with it generally. You are in this game to win. If you are losing at home to a team second bottom on a run of defeats, you can't really complain.

He isn't wrong. It is a terrible result for Tottenham. Our own fans were erupting over the starting line-up.