Tinman

Self Isolation Just seen a news report about the stresses and strains of self isolation. It reported that people are going crazy from being in lock down! It was strange, actually, because I had just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she always has to put a different spin on everything, and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down. She said everything will be fine, which surprised me because she’s usually the first one to apply unnecessary pressure and get steamed up over nothing !!!

Should have gone to that shop that sell specs.

Just got this text message, not sure if it's an April fool.."Congratulations ! You have won £250 of shopping vouchers or a night at an Elvis Presley tribute act, to claim your prize , press 1 for the money, 2 for the show"...

When shopping in Waitrose ensure other shoppers stay the recommended 2 Meters away by taking a Lidl carrier bag with you.