Tinman

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the Lottery. To be fair they were right, we had six matching balls.

I couldnt find a "daft cvnt" thread

Thats football

I would love it if Eddie won that purse bid

How many thought last night was gonna be the start of our demise.

Which i think will be a bit different now

All the information he’s shared is available on multiple statistics websites

Thats the rumour

Bielsa has called a 5 pm press conference.

Applications are invited for prospective builders interested in the construction of Stoke City’ new Manager Nathan Jones new house in Stoke. It’s a 2 up/3 down.

Sad news from the Nestlé factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues just cheered.

So Ruddy Bloody Brave.