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Sell him to Sheffield to cover off PSR, add a bonus if they get promoted.

Can we please get this set up as an auto response if anyone ever mentions that he was a “waste of money”? £500k (plus agent fees & signing on fees) on the books each year for this season + the next 3.

our first Syrian

WHERE THE FECK IS ALVES

Never heard of it good try though

Stolarcyzk Faes Godsmark-Ford Okoli Thomas Winks Skipp BDCR Alves BEK Daka Cartwright Joseph Evans Monga Ewing on the bench.

The movement starts now 👀

Hear me out. Play Faes at RB. *ducks for cover*

Anyone from Lyon we could poach? Malick Fofana, Tagliafico?

Hermansen is technically a defensive player. I think Okoli will be fine. Haven’t bought that many other defensive players in though.

Second this - 6’3 and Lacey, passing is a strength.

I bet he’s looking forward to some time on the training pitch over January. Less games, hopefully Ndidi back from injury.

The “Swap the Family” Stand has a nice ring to it

King Power are already out. Everything is under Top’s name as of 2019 according to Companies House.

Souttar injured, lost his footing on the turf and had to be helped by medical staff after damaging his left ankle.

Need something different on the wings, bring Alves on

Seagrave taken over by the newts

Jamie Vardy’s magically 25 again

There is no way in hell Youri would have signed a six year deal under the wages we would’ve been proposing. Players WANT to be out of contract to get the signing on fee and to renegotiate. It’s fanciful to suggest that players would do that. The contract lengths were fine, it was performance on the pitch that was the issue. Missing Champions League twice the way we did absolutely scuppered a lot of paths to PSR success.

Need Santa in midfield for this one, need his presents

Miss him. Miss him a lot.

Couldn’t write it

Ange does everything superbly (except take the Spurs job)

Disagree - if it’s the final year of betting sponsorships, the gambling companies could be offering a shed load of coin as one last hurrah. A race to see who can have their logo stand out the most one last time.