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If Wilf is 28 so am I!

He’s been living off past glories for a couple of seasons now. Utterly hopeless this season

As a young man, In a very quiet site office, on a very quiet day, alone and unlikely to get any visitors I shut the door, got the Daily Sport out and took matters into my own hands…. The following day I was called in to head office to see my big boss. In a broad Yorkshire accent he asked if I’d been “tossing it off”. As I misunderstood him I thought he meant slacking / not working, so laughed it off and casually denied it. He said “oh that’s good cos Mrs X from plot 54 thought you were when she opened your office door yesterday, she rang in very irate”. We laughed about what an idiot she is, and I stopped w@nking at work!!

It really doesn’t have to be those two things, I’ll give you some more that are far more likely: 1- Top hasn’t let Rudkin know what he’s thinking yet, so Rudkin is awaiting instructions. 2 - Top doesn’t see any need to do anything until the season ends 3 - Top thinks RVN is contracted for 3 years so doesn’t see why he has to do or say anything as there’s 2 years left 4 - Top has told Rudkin to shortlist replacements and is expecting the list by 1st July, when they have a meeting scheduled 5 - Top thinks we’ll walk the Championship as long as we keep the manager and the bulk of the squad together

Tried to write a concise but witty sentence about BDCR, but got so bored I couldn’t be bothered.

A competent DOF.

Good point, me too!

I think that was yet another new low… surely we hit the bottom soon??

He consistently breaks the golden rule of passing …. Don’t put your team mate in trouble… he seems to only be interested in how he looks, so doesn’t give a toss

As if we plan that far ahead!!

Carsley is such a predictable Rudkin / KP move

I can only reason that they overthink it, it just doesn’t make sense does it

I think it was the same thread - I saw that one too! It’s mad!

It seemed so obvious to do a 60Vardy 30Daka / 60Daka 30Vardy rotation throughout the season… both would have been fresh and offered more running

Sue Cook has pulled out!

Scrub the apologies, for me, I’m not interested in the hollow words…. The rest of this list is absolutely spot on, especially when the third item is promoted to the top of the list!

Every time I read our fan’s comments on Facebook I’m appalled at the level of knowledge on display…. One comment this morning “bring Martyn oneale”.

I think it just shows how out of touch, and possibly how stupid Top is. He’s just seen a banner fly over the ground calling him incompetent, it’s 6 minutes until relegation is confirmed, we’re breaking records for being terrible, you’d think he’d have the self awareness to know that his reactions are being watched. Even if he doesn’t care, and the laughter would indicate this might be the case, you’d expect him to know that he’s in a PR position and act accordingly. Clueless

Promoted side is his best chance

I thought he meant “had a go”, Ie. Played some attacking football on the field, and tried to sign players off the field that increased their chances of staying up. We did neither

He seems to have the measure of Salah, not the first time he’s had him on toast

And this is why visible protests like the banners / plane / sit ins etc will work

He thinks so …. Hence the Thai TikTokers he pays for

It was talked about on BBC R5 commentary too

I don’t agree, the way he throws money around with absolutely no care given (Eg. Oliver Skipp). He cares about image, he cares about how he is perceived