HitchinFox

I saw the topic of this thread and thought it was one of our Zambian fans questioning why his stream had stopped working.

Now you're talking. What could possibly go wrong!! #LetsDoThis #BackTheLads

Everton is such a funny club. Should be a constant top 6 club – great history, huge fanbase etc. Could genuinely be a big club. Yet, they're known as the turd that won't flush, having achieved nothing but a succession of near-escape survival acts for the past 30 years.

I know what you're saying, but I really wouldn't credit anyone at the club - literally no one - as knowing what they are doing. Think what we've seen since Vichai passed as proof of that.

That would be quite funny. However, there's no way that is real – and definitely not done by any Cov fans. All the words are spelt correctly and even the comma is spot on.

Thank you for putting the survey together. Took less than 10 minutes and it was very thorough. And to be honest, even if it had taken me double that, I'd have still enjoyed it more than watching 20 minutes of any of our games this season.

Or will they try and shift the blame on those who "didn't back the lads"? I can see them trying to say that relegation is what those fans - who dared to criticise the KP clown show (and the players) - wanted.

We promote.

The sooner it's confirmed, the better, to be honest. Can't take much of this. This is the fifth season of gradually worsening shite and it's depressing. I know the bring-your-own-sandwiches-and-back-the-lads crowd will stand there clapping at the end of the game and refuse to accept reality, but I simply can't. It's all so sad, how those in charge of this shitshow have completely and utterly messed up the opportunity they had to establish us as a solid Premier League club competing for European places and the occasional domestic cup. Get out of my club, all of you.

Begovic is the most switched on player we have. Which is scary.

Coventry fans having kittens about this, fearing that it might keep us up....

aLl wE NeEd tO do Is sTay tOgetHeR aNd sHow oUr suPpOrt. That way, we promote.

They misspelt his name - pretty sure it's Sp, not a V.

But, but, but, all we need to do is stick together and support the lads.

No chance. Anyone left from this squad won't have what it takes to fight in that league. And what I've seen, the youngsters we have are great, but need a bit of leadership and experience around them to thrive. We're in deeper trouble than some people realise. The only ones that won't mind are the "back the lads", thermos and sandwhiches crowd, who will turn up and clap regardless. Fair play to them, but think we could (and should) do better as a club.

I had a dream last noght in which Luke Thomas scored twice. No lie. Might put £1 on that.

Hated those adverts - wanted to push that bloke through one of his own windows.

That's impressively accurate. Can the missile play up front?

The best move LCFC made all day was to put a picture of Hamza up on Facebook when announcing the result. As a result, the comment section is flooded with love from our Bangladeshi followers, drowning out all the "Top out" and "Rudkin's a twunt" posts.

Johnny Cash: "I hurt myself today"

Wow. Plunging to new depths with this announcement. Not only are the (non) appointments lukewarm, pointless and, to be honest, embarrassing, the language and quotes in the press release make it clear that no one has learnt anything. We will keep doing the same thing until the club is ran into a wall.

Saw that. By the looks of it, it was a clapper thanking him and Dudkin for all their great work.

Daka. 🤦🏻‍♂️ We would literally be better off taking him off and playing with 10.

I think it's a self-harm prevention feature they've brought in.