ramboacdc Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 inspired by http://www.theladbible.com/articles/people-tell-all-about-their-worst-break-up-stories Anyone got any crazy ex's/break up stories. i once had an ex of mine sit on top of the electric box outside of our house so she could stare into my window to see if i was in and if i wasn't she would sit and wait for me to come home all night.
Finnegan Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 I took one look at the Lad Bible link and just groaned. I think it's time I packed up for Bentley's...
Itsthejoeker Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 I took one look at the Lad Bible link and just groaned. I think it's time I packed up for Bentley's... Toodaloo
Ollie93 Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 I took one look at the Lad Bible link and just groaned. I think it's time I packed up for Bentley's... Did it excite you that much?
Finnegan Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 Toodaloo Steady on, I need to complete my course in Subtle Racism from MattP and attend the lecture on Everything Is Shit These Days by purpleronnie before I'm fully ready to switch.
Itsthejoeker Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 Steady on, I need to complete my course in Subtle Racism from MattP and attend the lecture on Everything Is Shit These Days by purpleronnie before I'm fully ready to switch. Don't forget to get some Tinder advice from Rincey.
Rincewind Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 Minespretty boring and average. My ex, when I was 20, went to my parents and told them everything we did in bed. My dad later pointed out we have some of the same tastes when it comes to sex. Then it just got awkward. I'm glad I have a chill family though.
Finnegan Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 Don't be daft, Rince is far too young at heart to teach me much in preparation for my BR transition. I'm aiming for less Worzel Gummidge meets Dylan Thomas and more Alf Garnett cross Victor Meldrew.
Freesolo Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 I Met a crazy bitch when i lived in Singapore i swear it might be a stereotype but Asian woman in my experience are nuts, I moved in with her at her mums house and saved a shitload on rent then i learned how insane she was, If i talked to another girl she would nip my leg under the table really hard, i was like WTF she drew blood, also I wasn't aloud to go anywhere unless she was with me because i might be meeting up with other woman, she followed me everywhere like a little puppy. I did whatever i wanted and she would be physically abusive hitting me and she she was tiny so it didn't hurt but she would try and pull my hair it was f**cking crazy, so eventually i said **** this im going, she steals my passport and key to the door so i cant leave and takes her anger to a whole new level of psycho, I phoned my friends and told them if anything bad happens to me it will be this bitch, thats how afraid of her i was she could flip out and do anything. Eventually she stole my phone and took the house phone away I was telling her she cant keep me locked in the house forever. I Knew i had to get out and her mother was the sweetest lady you could meet so i didn't really want to phone the police to the house I decided i would make like everything was ok I played along for a week or so then she went out to a job interview, i went with her, as soon as she go's in i get a taxi back grab my shit and head to a hostel to stay for a few nights I got my head straight then got a flight home. Asian chicks never again
Guest Mee-9 Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 Minespretty boring and average. My ex, when I was 20, went to my parents and told them everything we did in bed. My dad later pointed out we have some of the same tastes when it comes to sex. Then it just got awkward. I'm glad I have a chill family though. You could borrow each others strap on then, so it worked out well in the end!
MPH Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 I Met a crazy bitch when i lived in Singapore i swear it might be a stereotype but Asian woman in my experience are nuts, I moved in with her at her mums house and saved a shitload on rent then i learned how insane she was, If i talked to another girl she would nip my leg under the table really hard, i was like WTF she drew blood, also I wasn't aloud to go anywhere unless she was with me because i might be meeting up with other woman, she followed me everywhere like a little puppy. I did whatever i wanted and she would be physically abusive hitting me and she she was tiny so it didn't hurt but she would try and pull my hair it was f**cking crazy, so eventually i said **** this im going, she steals my passport and key to the door so i cant leave and takes her anger to a whole new level of psycho, I phoned my friends and told them if anything bad happens to me it will be this bitch, thats how afraid of her i was she could flip out and do anything. Eventually she stole my phone and took the house phone away I was telling her she cant keep me locked in the house forever. I Knew i had to get out and her mother was the sweetest lady you could meet so i didn't really want to phone the police to the house I decided i would make like everything was ok I played along for a week or so then she went out to a job interview, i went with her, as soon as she go's in i get a taxi back grab my shit and head to a hostel to stay for a few nights I got my head straight then got a flight home. Asian chicks never again Close thread. We have a winner....
MPH Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 Not a crazy but.... Many years ago now I Had a Danish girlfriend... We were getting on really well... Paid her an ultimate compliment of inviting her to a City game... She asked if she could bring a book. Didn't last long after that.
Benji Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 I Met a crazy bitch when i lived in Singapore i swear it might be a stereotype but Asian woman in my experience are nuts, I moved in with her at her mums house and saved a shitload on rent then i learned how insane she was, If i talked to another girl she would nip my leg under the table really hard, i was like WTF she drew blood, also I wasn't aloud to go anywhere unless she was with me because i might be meeting up with other woman, she followed me everywhere like a little puppy. I did whatever i wanted and she would be physically abusive hitting me and she she was tiny so it didn't hurt but she would try and pull my hair it was f**cking crazy, so eventually i said **** this im going, she steals my passport and key to the door so i cant leave and takes her anger to a whole new level of psycho, I phoned my friends and told them if anything bad happens to me it will be this bitch, thats how afraid of her i was she could flip out and do anything. Eventually she stole my phone and took the house phone away I was telling her she cant keep me locked in the house forever. I Knew i had to get out and her mother was the sweetest lady you could meet so i didn't really want to phone the police to the house I decided i would make like everything was ok I played along for a week or so then she went out to a job interview, i went with her, as soon as she go's in i get a taxi back grab my shit and head to a hostel to stay for a few nights I got my head straight then got a flight home. Asian chicks never again I want to +1 this but feel as though it's as appropriate as 'liking' someone's FB page about a relative that has just died.
bovril Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 Went out with a girl who had an amazing body but a bit of a tache. She was Welsh too. Ended up breaking up with her as I couldn't stand the facial hair and the accent but man I miss those chebs.
stripeyfox Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 I Met a crazy bitch when i lived in Singapore i swear it might be a stereotype but Asian woman in my experience are nuts, I moved in with her at her mums house and saved a shitload on rent then i learned how insane she was, If i talked to another girl she would nip my leg under the table really hard, i was like WTF she drew blood, also I wasn't aloud to go anywhere unless she was with me because i might be meeting up with other woman, she followed me everywhere like a little puppy. I did whatever i wanted and she would be physically abusive hitting me and she she was tiny so it didn't hurt but she would try and pull my hair it was f**cking crazy, so eventually i said **** this im going, she steals my passport and key to the door so i cant leave and takes her anger to a whole new level of psycho, I phoned my friends and told them if anything bad happens to me it will be this bitch, thats how afraid of her i was she could flip out and do anything. Eventually she stole my phone and took the house phone away I was telling her she cant keep me locked in the house forever. I Knew i had to get out and her mother was the sweetest lady you could meet so i didn't really want to phone the police to the house I decided i would make like everything was ok I played along for a week or so then she went out to a job interview, i went with her, as soon as she go's in i get a taxi back grab my shit and head to a hostel to stay for a few nights I got my head straight then got a flight home. Asian chicks never again This could be made in to a movie
MPH Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 This could be made in to a movie That's misery right there....
stripeyfox Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 That's misery right there.... In the screenplay, she'd see you doing a runner from the interview and there would follow a frantic dash through the rain soaked streets of Singapore, with our hero eventually clearing customs (in his City shirt) and giving the finger to the crazy lover...
MPH Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 In the screenplay, she'd see you doing a runner from the interview and there would follow a frantic dash through the rain soaked streets of Singapore, with our hero eventually clearing customs (in his City shirt) and giving the finger to the crazy lover... And it all started at them meeting in a king power duty free shop at the airport....
stripeyfox Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 And it all started at them meeting in a king power duty free shop at the airport.... It flashes back to her remembering an unfortunate incident when she was travelling in Thailand and she bumped into three young footballers from this mysterious Lei-ces-ter. Burned by anger she swore to get her revenge....
Freesolo Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 In the screenplay, she'd see you doing a runner from the interview and there would follow a frantic dash through the rain soaked streets of Singapore, with our hero eventually clearing customs (in his City shirt) and giving the finger to the crazy lover...
MPH Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 It flashes back to her remembering an unfortunate incident when she was travelling in Thailand and she bumped into three young footballers from this mysterious Lei-ces-ter. Burned by anger she swore to get her revenge.... It then leads to a sequel called ' the silent army' in which the police have to solve a string of crimes where western men wake up from a drunken binge with their tongues cut off...
Ross-Kemp Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 I'm awaiting for the nature boy Ric Flair to arrive...
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