AyewJoking Posted 23 June 2015 Posted 23 June 2015 Put the bins out. Manly but it also pisses me off. continued in What grinds my gears........................
Guest Posted 23 June 2015 Posted 23 June 2015 Put the bins out. Manly but it also pisses me off. continued in What grinds my gears........................ Put the weekly bin bag out. Sorted the old bag out
Nalis Posted 23 June 2015 Posted 23 June 2015 Shovelled up all the fox shit in my patio after work last night. They had a field day while I was holiday for a week.
Guest Posted 23 June 2015 Posted 23 June 2015 Shovelled up all the fox shit in my patio after work last night. They had a field day while I was holiday for a week. If any of it is Estaban's you could sell it for a pretty sum on Ebay.
Nalis Posted 23 June 2015 Posted 23 June 2015 If any of it is Estaban's you could sell it for a pretty sum on Ebay.
AyewJoking Posted 24 June 2015 Posted 24 June 2015 Shovelled up all the fox shit in my patio after work last night. They had a field concrete day while I was holiday for a week.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 24 June 2015 Posted 24 June 2015 Dunno if this qualifies for this thread or not. A few years ago one evening, I was at my birds house (she lived with her dad at the time in a council house) She'd rearranged her bedroom so that the bed was against the radiator. We ended up getting down and at it doggy style pretty hard. She had one hand on the radiator, but after a few minutes (yes really ) her dad shouted up to her. Sat in the lounge directly below water was falling onto his head. It turned out the radiator only had one bracket and we'd badly disturbed the pipe/valve at the end without the bracket. I was a young apprentice at the time with no (plumbing) tools on me and didn't know what to turn off in order to stop the leak. He had to call the council out late at night
Jattdogg Posted 24 June 2015 Posted 24 June 2015 Im wearing a v-neck tshirt and my long chest hair is enjoying the air Dunno if this qualifies for this thread or not. A few years ago one evening, I was at my birds house (she lived with her dad at the time in a council house) She'd rearranged her bedroom so that the bed was against the radiator. We ended up getting down and at it doggy style pretty hard. She had one hand on the radiator, but after a few minutes (yes really ) her dad shouted up to her. Sat in the lounge directly below water was falling onto his head. It turned out the radiator only had one bracket and we'd badly disturbed the pipe/valve at the end without the bracket. I was a young apprentice at the time with no (plumbing) tools on me and didn't know what to turn off in order to stop the leak. He had to call the council out late at night . Awkward
AyewJoking Posted 25 June 2015 Posted 25 June 2015 found dried blood on my shirt the other day but it wasnt mine.
Guest Posted 25 June 2015 Posted 25 June 2015 Dunno if this qualifies for this thread or not. A few years ago one evening, I was at my birds house (she lived with her dad at the time in a council house) She'd rearranged her bedroom so that the bed was against the radiator. We ended up getting down and at it doggy style pretty hard. She had one hand on the radiator, but after a few minutes (yes really ) her dad shouted up to her. Sat in the lounge directly below water was falling onto his head. It turned out the radiator only had one bracket and we'd badly disturbed the pipe/valve at the end without the bracket. I was a young apprentice at the time with no (plumbing) tools on me and didn't know what to turn off in order to stop the leak. He had to call the council out late at night Did she shout "Stop Cock"
MPH Posted 25 June 2015 Posted 25 June 2015 Used to take the blame when my pregnant wife used to accidently fart in public.... Surely thats quite manly? Got some well dodgy looks from her dad once. But a hug and a knowing smile from her mum!
Carl the Llama Posted 25 June 2015 Posted 25 June 2015 Today I went to the shops and came back with a pasty and 12 packets of McCoys.
Izzy Posted 25 June 2015 Posted 25 June 2015 Today I went to the shops and came back with a pasty and 12 packets of McCoys. That's right proper manly stuff is that
AyewJoking Posted 26 June 2015 Posted 26 June 2015 Today I went to the shops and came back with a pasty and 12 packets of McCoys. theres nothing manly about shoplifting
Guest Posted 26 June 2015 Posted 26 June 2015 theres nothing manly about shoplifting it's okay he had a dyslexic patsy.
Carl the Llama Posted 26 June 2015 Posted 26 June 2015 theres nothing manly about shoplifting Paid with a 50€ note. Balling.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 26 June 2015 Posted 26 June 2015 Did she shout "Stop Cock" How has this only got 2 reps? A perfect pun!
The Year Of The Fox Posted 26 June 2015 Posted 26 June 2015 How has this only got 2 reps? A perfect pun! God knows
Guest Posted 26 June 2015 Posted 26 June 2015 How has this only got 2 reps? A perfect pun! I think it's me !
Guest Posted 26 June 2015 Posted 26 June 2015 Anyway back to Manly acts. I've just got in from jet skiing on the atlantic in 33° sun without a shirt on!
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 26 June 2015 Posted 26 June 2015 Oh and I took my other son out and got him some ice cream for breakfast.. image.jpg How does that ice cream stay in the cone?
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