Guest Electric Yetis Posted 17 June 2015 Posted 17 June 2015 I know all the lyrics to the paw patrol and sing it with my 2 1/2 year old son whenever its on the telly.. Same here... and Team Umizoomi!
MPH Posted 17 June 2015 Posted 17 June 2015 I can hear her screaming!! In all seriousness she's trying to encourage me to loose weight (at my request) ... I have come to the conclusion it is more manly of me to be able to be fit enough to run around the yard with my boys when they are older... Same here... and Team Umizoomi! There's a world not so far away ( umi city... ) They can count on us to save the day UMi UMI UMI UMI UMI...
MPH Posted 17 June 2015 Posted 17 June 2015 Can anyone makeout what she is saying? " CAMBIASSOO... oh hurry up and sign the ******** contract!!!!"
cambridgefox Posted 17 June 2015 Posted 17 June 2015 Can anyone makeout what she is saying?"fooking hell,ive got no Fooking Tampax"
Ollie93 Posted 17 June 2015 Posted 17 June 2015 Built a bow and arrow set out of PVC pipe this evening.
Jattdogg Posted 17 June 2015 Posted 17 June 2015 Just bbqd homemade burgers and then changed a dirty nappy. Then washed up and ate semi warm burger
SystonFox Posted 17 June 2015 Posted 17 June 2015 Nice. Becoming a dad soon for myself. Does it get more manly? Roar
Wymsey Posted 17 June 2015 Posted 17 June 2015 Told a policeman in his car (in a busy car park with few spaces), who was eating lunch, that he should pay to park or drive and eat somewhere else.
Jattdogg Posted 17 June 2015 Posted 17 June 2015 Nice. Becoming a dad soon for myself. Does it get more manly? Roar Yes when they shat piss and throwup on you all at once whilst having a break between your dinner to attend to it all but lie a real man it wont stop you from that delish dinner!
Strokes Posted 17 June 2015 Posted 17 June 2015 I just did a fart that was bad enough to make the dog leave the room. Oh yeah.
Carl the Llama Posted 18 June 2015 Posted 18 June 2015 I... have a penis. I think I would like to come in.
Hollism Posted 18 June 2015 Posted 18 June 2015 Just got a 221 point word in Scrabble, executed. That's manly right? A double-triple? Niiiiice
MPH Posted 18 June 2015 Posted 18 June 2015 Explained very articulately where the best place was for my wife to park when we just drove in to a car park...
Merging Cultures Posted 18 June 2015 Author Posted 18 June 2015 I... have a penis. I think I would like to come in. If someone doesn't use that on tinder I'll be very disappointed.
Vlad the Fox Posted 18 June 2015 Posted 18 June 2015 I... have a penis. I think I would like to come in. So do ladyboys and they don't qualify.
Webbo Posted 18 June 2015 Posted 18 June 2015 Fixed a new toilet seat, trimmed the hedge and have just took some rubbish to the tip.
MPH Posted 18 June 2015 Posted 18 June 2015 Fixed a new toilet seat, trimmed the hedge and have just took some rubbish to the tip. You were doing well until you covered yourself in body oil and posted a photo of it.....
Guest Posted 19 June 2015 Posted 19 June 2015 Just put one of the kids crayon pictures up on the wall..... .......... with my new nail gun. And I didn't even feel this:
AyewJoking Posted 19 June 2015 Posted 19 June 2015 Just put one of the kids crayon pictures up on the wall..... .......... with my new nail gun. And I didn't even feel this: That guy needs to cut his nails.
Vlad the Fox Posted 19 June 2015 Posted 19 June 2015 Just put one of the kids crayon pictures up on the wall..... .......... with my new nail gun. And I didn't even feel this: I once had a scalpel blade buried deep in my hand (about at the point of the nail in the photo), when I wiggled my thumb I could feel it rubbing against bone or tendon or something making me feel very strange and faint, despite this I couldn't stop myself from wiggling my thumb.
AyewJoking Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 I once had a scalpel blade buried deep in my hand (about at the point of the nail in the photo), when I wiggled my thumb I could feel it rubbing against bone or tendon or something making me feel very aroused and faint, despite this I couldn't stop myself from wiggling my thumb.
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