StanSP Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 Drank 3 pints and farted on the way home. you animal, ken.
Steven Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 Opened various jar and screw top bottles for Mrs Steven and the family.
Merging Cultures Posted 13 June 2015 Author Posted 13 June 2015 I fart pretty much constantly. Is that normal?
AoWW Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 an deleted both my dead funny posts I checked, but couldn't see any funny posts
Vacamion Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 Last night I drank a gallon of ale and had a curry. On alighting from the train at 12.35, I showed a lost lady to the local taxi office. Am I in?
Vlad the Fox Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 Couldn't find something in the supermarket today, the Mrs suggested I asked someone. I refused and continued my search. 5 minutes later I found the other half on the aisle I wanted thanking a shop assistant.
Rincewind Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 I had sex 15 times with 32 different women yesterday. Dont you mean 32 times with 15 different women?
Stadt Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 I went to work and carried plates around for wealthy upper middle class people beat that
Izzy Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 Played golf today in the pissing rain AND a howling wind...and won #manly
MPH Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 I actually hold the record between me and my mates for the most amount of slices of pizza from the Pizza Hut buffet. 21 slices.
the zorro Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 Played golf today in the pissing rain AND a howling wind...and won #manly Come back when youve played in thunder and lightning #pussy
Orkneyfox Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 I thought for a while about installing the new washing machine myself.
Rincewind Posted 13 June 2015 Posted 13 June 2015 By clicking my fingers I got a lower class working person to carry plates for me. {)
Jattdogg Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 I took 2 manly dumps today. You know the 20 minute ones.
Jattdogg Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 I also just washed the dishes and changed my fair share of nappies for both my kids today. How much more manly can one be?
Guest Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 Dont you mean 32 times with 15 different women? You must be an old man . Threesomes Rincey!
Nalis Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 Come back when youve played in thunder and lightning #pussy Sorry mate, no manly man would ever use a hashtag. Anyway, I'm hungover today but wont be taking any paracetamol or ibuprofen as I can handle it being a man and all that.
StanSP Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 I took 2 manly dumps today. You know the 20 minute ones. I also just washed the dishes and changed my fair share of nappies for both my kids today. How much more manly can one be? I hope you washed your hands in between the shit-related things...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 I also just washed the dishes and changed my fair share of nappies for both my kids today. How much more manly can one be? I did one at 3.30am. This is definitely the new definition of manliness
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 I thought for a while about installing the new washing machine myself. This only qualifies as manly if - you wore a full tool-belt - told the missus a 10 minute excuse as to why it was physically impossible to get it done yourself at that moment in time - ended up covered in grease despite not actually doing anything
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