Soar Fox Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 I actually hold the record between me and my mates for the most amount of slices of pizza from the Pizza Hut buffet. 21 slices. Impressive. The most I've done is 12 and that was without eating the crust. Also no fizzy drinks as that bloats you, get a couple more slices in by sipping water.
Merging Cultures Posted 14 June 2015 Author Posted 14 June 2015 Wife has gone away for a week with work. I'm getting steak with the boy while he plays with cars. Our daughter is running around in the play area.
Guest Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 Wife has gone away for a week with work. I'm getting steak with the boy while he plays with cars. Our daughter is running around in the play area. Isn't that more Nanny than Manly? Manly would be porking the waitress in the toilets whilst another waitress watches over your kids play.
Merging Cultures Posted 14 June 2015 Author Posted 14 June 2015 Isn't that more Nanny than Manly? Manly would be porking the waitress in the toilets whilst another waitress watches over your kids play. Steak and beer... Time with the kids I produced. Very manly.
Merging Cultures Posted 14 June 2015 Author Posted 14 June 2015 Right, off to watch the great British sewing bee before the match!!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 This only qualifies as manly if - you wore a full tool-belt - told the missus a 10 minute excuse as to why it was physically impossible to get it done yourself at that moment in time - ended up covered in grease despite not actually doing anything Surely owning a tool belt in itself qualifies. I've got one. Never worn it, mind, but I don't think that matters
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 Surely owning a tool belt in itself qualifies. I've got one. Never worn it, mind, but I don't think that matters Yeah that. Basically, you have to look like the intention of doing a task even if you have no plans to actually do it. If you actually get around to doing it, you string it out for as long as possible so there is less chance of being asked to do additional tasks then make up stories as to why it was far more difficult than first anticipated for additional kudos
cambridgefox Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 Whilst camping I took control of the BBQs whilst stood in the pouring rain.Whilst all the others sheltered in my tent,I was doing this drinking Real Ale and smoking fags and had a p!ss in the hedge as I couldn't be arsed to go to the toilet. Woman factor woke up this morning and a fooking squirrel was in my fooking tent ransacking food !chased it as it ran off with a bread roll.i gave up and admitted defeat Alternative Ending I have been sulking all day,when the wife asks what is up I say "nothing" got home to a lovely bunch of flowers,although she has blighted this good act by sitting on the sofa with tracky bottoms on ,with her hand down them scratching and farting.
The Blur Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 Just browsed tinder and hottest celebrities thread. Beat that folks!
Merging Cultures Posted 14 June 2015 Author Posted 14 June 2015 Just browsed tinder and hottest celebrities thread. Beat that folks!Lad does not equal manly.
cambridgefox Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 Lad does not equal manly.Now he could have been clever and put a picture of Hot women from Manly NSW,like me( picture not me personally being hot)
Steven Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 Now he could have been clever and put a picture of Hot women from Manly NSW,like me( picture not me personally being hot) image.jpg I have been surfing on Manly beach and there are not enough women like that.
Webbo Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 I have been surfing on Manly beach and there are not enough women like that. The internet?
Guest Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 Steak and beer... Time with the kids I produced. Very manly. Kids I produced is not really manly - certainly wonderful, definitely Dadly but not really Manly. Is it? Maybe saying you have 30 kids is manly, not sure.
Merging Cultures Posted 14 June 2015 Author Posted 14 June 2015 Kids I produced is not really manly - certainly wonderful, definitely Dadly but not really Manly. Is it? Maybe saying you have 30 kids is manly, not sure. Nah, I think being able to produce kids is pretty manly. Especially these days with whatever they put in the water watering down men's fertility.
Merging Cultures Posted 14 June 2015 Author Posted 14 June 2015 It is certainly more manly to be a good father.
Guest Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 It is certainly more manly to be a good father. Whilst I'm happy to agree with you - being a good father myself, there are a lot of Gay guys who are good fathers but probably not "manly" in the way I thought this thread was aimed. My mistake for taking the piss in a serious thread then.
Merging Cultures Posted 14 June 2015 Author Posted 14 June 2015 Whilst I'm happy to agree with you - being a good father myself, there are a lot of Gay guys who are good fathers but probably not "manly" in the way I thought this thread was aimed. My mistake for taking the piss in a serious thread then. Definitely meant to be manly as in built a fence, chopped wood, fought off wild dogs, rather than looked at girls bending over and had a lonely w@nk.
Webbo Posted 14 June 2015 Posted 14 June 2015 Definitely meant to be manly as in built a fence, chopped wood, fought off wild dogs, rather than looked at girls bending over and had a lonely w@nk. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Merging Cultures Posted 14 June 2015 Author Posted 14 June 2015 Don't knock it until you've tried it.The wife's away this week...
SystonFox Posted 15 June 2015 Posted 15 June 2015 Had a wank whilst building a fence t'other day. Roar
MPH Posted 15 June 2015 Posted 15 June 2015 I know all the lyrics to the paw patrol and sing it with my 2 1/2 year old son whenever its on the telly..
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