Rob1742 Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 Anyone had a cold recently? Well more like a tropical disease. Had it for two weeks solid and won't budge. Missus on her third week and won't budge. Worst cold I have ever had. Anyone had it, and how long does it hang around for?
AKCJ Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 I can't stop coughing. I had hayfever seriously bad so I went and paid for an injection and the bloke told me that my immune system would be suppressed for a couple of days and I caught this ****ing annoying cough.
J.Lisemore Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 Yep. Been off work for most of the week, constantly pouring with it but just coming to the end now I think. Thank god
Fox92 Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 Not recently but last month I had one. Thought I got it from going out because the next morning I woke up with a cold. Hate sore throats too, which was one of the symptoms.
VLC86 Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 Had a really bad virus a few weeks ago, like a chest infection with a very high temperature.
Unabomber Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 I have a question that I've always wondered. Say if you have a cold and your nose is blocked up, what would happen if someone put a gag on your mouth? Would you die or would your body find a way to breathe through your nose? I don't have a cold btw re the question.
Freesolo Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 I have a question that I've always wondered. Say if you have a cold and your nose is blocked up, what would happen if someone put a gag on your mouth? Would you die or would your body find a way to breathe through your nose? I don't have a cold btw re the question. You would be toast, your nose is not going to unblock itself because it knows that you are being gagged.
Unabomber Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 Man noses suck then what a joke, they just let you die?
AyewJoking Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 You would be toasty, your nose is going to unblock itself because it nose that you are being gagged.
VLC86 Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 I have a question that I've always wondered. Say if you have a cold and your nose is blocked up, what would happen if someone put a gag on your mouth? Would you die or would your body find a way to breathe through your nose? I don't have a cold btw re the question. Pretty sure your body has an overide facility and you can breath through your ears. If for any reason you try this in the above situation and it doesn't work, sorry.
Guest Sharpe's Fox Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 I never get ill. My ancestors have selected the fittest farm serfs to breed and bare illegitimate children with to ensure I am the peak genetic human specimen on this Earth. This and an all protein diet make it so no pathogen can disease me.
Rincewind Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 I never get ill. My ancestors have selected the fittest farm serfs to breed and bare illegitimate children with to ensure I am the peak genetic human specimen on this Earth. This and an all protein diet make it so no pathogen can disease me. Unless you are shot then you will die of lead poisoning.
Jattdogg Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 Unless you are shot then you will die of lead poisoning. How cold of you
Guest Mee-9 Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 I've had it for nearly a month now. Can't shift the cough, and I'm so phlegmmy. Basically dying. Write my obituary people.
Rincewind Posted 20 June 2015 Posted 20 June 2015 How cold of you Of corse I hope it never happens. I've had it for nearly a month now. Can't shift the cough, and I'm so phlegmmy. Basically dying. Write my obituary people. He was born. He lived till worn. He died. Everyone cried.
Steven Posted 21 June 2015 Posted 21 June 2015 Of corse I hope it never happens. He was born. He lived till worn. He died. Everyone Nobody cried. Fixed.
SystonFox Posted 21 June 2015 Posted 21 June 2015 I've had a sore throat for about a week. Coupled with a blocked nose, then a runny nose for a day and now a blocked nose again. Not nice
Guest seanfox778 Posted 21 June 2015 Posted 21 June 2015 Man noses suck then what a joke, they just let you die? Noses should be ashamed. In this scenario I'd like ears to step up to the plate and help us out, surely there's access to the lungs from your ears.
Rincewind Posted 21 June 2015 Posted 21 June 2015 Fixed. On second thoughts I like that version. Would be good to have as a new short poem entitled Epitaph of a Loner. He was born. He lived till worn. Alone he died. Nobody cried.
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