Carl the Llama Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 the voice of experience. Any man who says he's never tried knocking one out in the shower is a filthy deviant. Â Just thought I'd pass the knowledge down a generation to some guy in his early teens before it's too late. Â Turns out he's 35 though so it's a bit awkward he didn't know about sperm jelly.
Merging Cultures Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 Strange thread, I doubt it'll be as well received as the bread topic, but I've just got to put this out there. My weapon of choice is the Source Mint and Tea Tree. It's incredible. Makes the end of your dick tingle like f**k. You just can't get me out of the shower. I encourage you to try this if you haven't already. What's everyone else's preference? You get used to the tingle, and then it just becomes a nice smelling, a little expensive shower gel. When that happens you'll have to take a break from it for a bit and then come back to the minty freshness.
Mike Oxlong Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 Bitch, please. I'm 35. I wank and piss in the shower when I want. I've got issues haven't I? Probably but I hope you've got webbed feet too
VLC86 Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 Wow, bet you are batting the woman off in all directions.
Socks Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 Addidas ice dive. Been using that and the deo & aftershave for years
tom27111 Posted 16 August 2015 Author Posted 16 August 2015 I'm thinking of nipping into Lush and treating myself to a bath bomb. Too gay?
BoneDog Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 Sanex 0% Normal. Shower with that and then whack a bit of Mitchum spray under the arms and down the back of the boxer shorts and you're good to go.
BoneDog Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 I'm thinking of nipping into Lush and treating myself to a bath bomb. Too gay? Â Sounds gay but I'm not sure what it entails. What is Lush and what is a bath bomb?
Hollism Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 I'm thinking of nipping into Lush and treating myself to a bath bomb. Too gay? Louis Spence reckons that's a bit gay tbh
Raw Dykes Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 Bitch, please. I'm 35. I wank and piss in the shower when I want. I've got issues haven't I? Â Nah - you're fine until you've dumped in the shower and poked it down the plughole with your toes.
Saxondale Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 Strange thread, I doubt it'll be as well received as the bread topic, but I've just got to put this out there. My weapon of choice is the Source Mint and Tea Tree. It's incredible. Makes the end of your dick tingle like f**k. You just can't get me out of the shower. I encourage you to try this if you haven't already. What's everyone else's preference? Source is crap IMO. Its flaw is that it doesn't foam up properly so you have to use loads of it. My weapon of choice is whatever is on special offer. Actually, that's bollocks. It's whatever the wife buys.
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