bovril Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 There was an old woman who lived in a shoeShe went viral onlineClick to read more In winter i get up at nightAnd go to bed by yellow candle lightIn summer quite the other wayI DJ from 4am to 7am in a gay club in Berlin Ring a ring o roses A pocket full of posiesA-tishoo! A-tishoo!It's ebola Incy wincy spiderOn the edge of extinctionDue to the loss of its biological nicheThe water spout This owl and pussycatAre the best of friends - so cute!Click to watch video
General Smuts Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 Fraser Forster signs for Gloucester It's a sharp fall from grace for a once promising goalkeeping career.
Parafox Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 My old man's a dustman He wheels the bins to the truck He doesn't do recycling He can't be arsed
bovril Posted 23 October 2015 Author Posted 23 October 2015 There were ten in the bedAnd the little one said"Surely the housing crisis has reached its zenith."
Nalis Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horse and all the kings men Called a channel 5 advertised no win no fee solicitor to receive £5,000 for an accident that wasnt Humpty's fault.
Facecloth Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none, And this little piggy went OMG what the hell is David Cameron trying to shove into me!
ScouseFox Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 sticks and stones may break my bones but what did you just tweet? see you in court
MPH Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O But he had to shut it down as the government subsidies ended. That wasnt ever a rhyme though, Sorry
MPH Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 Old mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard. Because her dementia was really bad and her granddaughter couldn't get her to come out
bovril Posted 23 October 2015 Author Posted 23 October 2015 Three blind mice. But at least my shampoo is safe.
Strokes Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 Baa baa generic sheep, have you any wool? Yes supervisor, yes supervisor, three bags full. One for the director, one for the cleaner. And one for the little boy who lived down the lane. Once my crb check clears. Near enough the same.
Vacamion Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 The grand old Duke of York Cultivated dubious relationships.
Vacamion Posted 23 October 2015 Posted 23 October 2015 Little Boy Blue Come blow your horn At least that's what Tom Watson MP told me was said
MPH Posted 24 October 2015 Posted 24 October 2015 Humpty dumpty sat on a wall contemplating his life after his wife left him for another man..
bovril Posted 24 October 2015 Author Posted 24 October 2015 Scooby Dooby Do, Where are you? Fresh evidence page 5,6,7,8,13
Frank to be Posted 24 October 2015 Posted 24 October 2015 If you can fill the unforgiving minute With 60 seconds worth of adverts for Mercedes Benz Yours is 4od and everything that's in it And what's more, you'll be fully caught up with the latest property renovation shows, my son
Carl the Llama Posted 24 October 2015 Posted 24 October 2015 Twinkle twinkle little star How I wonder what you are Up above the world so high It's about you checked into rehab before you end up like Amy Winehouse.
Carl the Llama Posted 24 October 2015 Posted 24 October 2015 Ip a dip a dation my operation was delayed by several months due to a lack of qualified staff in the NHS.
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