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...for when Huth knocks him down a few notches  (to the tune of Holy Diver by Dio)

 

Holy Divah!

You're the one lyin' on the pitch

Oh get up, Ibrahimovic!

 

 

:scarf:

Posted

Dio?? WTF is that? For the over 13s, can you post a link?

 

:blink:

Posted

Dio?? WTF is that? For the over 13s, can you post a link?

 

Yeah man only under 13s will know someone that was around since the early 80s

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Posted

Yeah man only under 13s will know someone that's been around since the early 80s

He is dead :(

Posted

He is dead :(

 

Yeah I know, changed the wording to make it more clear. Doesn't change the fact his career spanned nearly 30 years though.

Posted

The Tenacious D song sounds quite relevant now.. "Dio has rocked for a long, long time, now it's time for him to pass the torch."

Love the chant!

Posted

...for when Huth knocks him down a few notches (to the tune of Holy Diver by Dio)

Holy Divah!

You're the one lyin' on the pitch

Oh get up, Ibrahimovic!

:scarf:

Sounds a belter, now we just need the 25k fans to try and remember the chant for the 180 mins of football

Posted

I had no idea that so many people didn't know who Ronnie James Rio was :blink:

Never heard of him but I do know of Ronnie James Dio of Rainbow fame.

Posted

You never fail to make me laugh lol

My wife laughs at me a lot as well ...at me

lol

Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:

1 - When he was 10yrs, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.

2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.

3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

4. When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.

6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.

7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.

8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.

9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.

11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.

12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.

13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.

14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

Posted

My wife laughs at me a lot as well ...at me

lol

Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:

1 - When he was 10yrs, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.

2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.

3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

4. When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.

6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.

7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.

8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.

9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.

11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.

12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.

13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.

14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

What are you on?! lol lol lol

Posted

My wife laughs at me a lot as well ...at me

lol

Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:

1 - When he was 10yrs, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.

2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.

3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

4. When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.

6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.

7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.

8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.

9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.

11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.

12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.

13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.

14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

Haha brilliant!

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