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Some of these are rank. I can't believe you lot eat this stuff yet throw up over your keyboards at the mere mention of Macdonald's.

 

Hypocrites :P

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4 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Some of these are rank. I can't believe you lot eat this stuff yet throw up over your keyboards at the mere mention of Macdonald's.

 

Hypocrites :P

 

Yeah but I know some sweaty, spotty, greasy little sixteen year old hasn't handled my turkey dinosaurs after having a shwank in the work loos over S'manfa the under-dressed girl doing the drive through and not washing his hands.

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Just now, Finnegan said:

 

Yeah but I know some sweaty, spotty, greasy little sixteen year old hasn't handled my turkey dinosaurs after having a shwank in the work loos over S'manfa the under-dressed girl doing the drive through and not washing his hands.

I've been to the factory in Ashby where they process the chicken and turkeys for those things and believe me, you're probably better off having jizz hands handling your twizzler... if you know what I mean.

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I've developed this new habit of making spag bol with at least 3 portions of cheese on top and then not even bothering to dish up and just eating straight from the pan.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Parafox said:

I've been to the factory in Ashby where they process the chicken and turkeys for those things and believe me, you're probably better off having jizz hands handling your twizzler... if you know what I mean.

 

Not a lot of bacteria is going to survive my freezer, oven and then highly over acidic stomach. I'm alright.

 

As for eating floor offal, turkey sphincter, blasted pigs eyes, minced rats liver or whatever else - I guarantee I've knowingly had worse in Hong Kong.

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crack an egg or three into a small breakfast bowl, cover the bowl, microwave it, , take out put on toast, eat with ketchup.

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On 06/11/2016 at 16:06, Sharpe's Fox said:

What are those dinners that you love to eat but hate yourself for loving? They take only a few minutes to make and they clog up your arteries but they are just so tasty.

 

For me sausage, egg, chips and beans.

Add bacon, and I'll agree.

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6 hours ago, AKCJ said:

I remember at school turkey twizzlers used to be immense before jamie ****in oliver ruined it for everyone.

This! Really fvcks me off that his campaign completely wiped a brilliant shit dinner off the face of the earth. There's loads of nasty shit that people eat and he singled one thing out and shamed it so much they discontinued them altogether. As a grown up I am fully aware that this was a product loaded with salt, fat and abused turkey but it didn't taste like anything else, and the shape was magic. Bring them back

 

As for my best shit dinner, yeah, pretty much anything Bernard Matthews. Mini Kievs, Turkey Drummers, Dinosaurs, they're all fantastic with waffles/Alphabites/Smiley faces(/chips if shaped potato not available) AND OVERCOOKED baked beans - this is an important step. Boil the baked beans until they're an almost dry mush

 

Waffle sandwiches with cheese and butter

 

Cheap sausages and ready made mash with ready made yorkshires, swimming in really thick Bisto

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On Sunday, November 06, 2016 at 18:26, Tuna said:

Crisp sandwich.

My neighbours here in Germany, just dont get it..!!!  

They think chip butties are weird....

No form, some people,!!!!    best reason for Brexit I can think of

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On Sunday, November 06, 2016 at 17:06, Sharpe's Fox said:

What are those dinners that you love to eat but hate yourself for loving? They take only a few minutes to make and they clog up your arteries but they are just so tasty.

 

For me sausage, egg, chips and beans.

 

On Sunday, November 06, 2016 at 17:21, Dr The Singh said:

Fish and chips with battered sausage and curry sauce

Cant stand it...I am orf to the kitchen...no, no  Its the local chippy !!!

Damn damn and damn again, I am in Germany not a chippy in sight.

I must belong to the living dead, now I know what hell is all about...:huh:

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