Alf Bentley Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 1 hour ago, MattP said: Others will be more worried more than you, given the criteria for being gammon appears to be being white, over 50, working class, a Brexiteer, shouty and appearing angry just imagine the abuse this guy is going to get, his head is more gammon than gammon. Bloody hell, Skinner! Did you doze off on the sunbed or stick your head in the microwave? If not, you need to get your blood pressure checked, mate!
Guest Foxin_mad Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 (edited) Old Hairy past its best Gammon? Edited 15 May 2018 by Foxin_mad
Guest MattP Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 Why for Brexiteers it's so important he doesn't get close to power, but at the same time the moderates aren't allowed to oust him as Labour leader. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/may/14/jeremy-corbyn-wants-hard-brexit-labour Quote Who now can doubt that Jeremy Corbyn wants a hard Brexit? Jeremy Corbyn does not have a better plan for Brexit than Theresa May but, so far, he hasn’t needed one. After the referendum, the prime minister and the Labour leader embarked on parallel journeys, each carrying promises of painless, cost-free release from EU membership. May’s path was harder. Her pledges were snagged on governing reality, skewered by Brussels, hung up on parliamentary arithmetic. Opposition has protected Corbyn from those jagged edges, but he cannot avoid them for ever. Rebellion in the House of Lords has brought them uncomfortably close. The upper chamber has rewritten the EU withdrawal bill so it urges the government to negotiate a much softer Brexit. More than 80 Labour peers defied their whips to support membership of the European Economic Area, thereby preserving British integration in the single market. There are MPs from all parties who will want to endorse that amendment when it comes back to the Commons. They see the EEA as the least-damaging Brexit model: a safety net for jobs and investment.
Izzy Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 Year-long pay squeeze comes to an end http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44120516 (*awaits the inevitable "Yeah but..." response from @Rogstanley )
Guest Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 4 hours ago, Foxin_mad said: Old Hairy past its best Gammon? Beautiful anorak there. There's the sort of quality workmanship you'd get under a labour government.
Guest MattP Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 4 hours ago, Foxin_mad said: Old Hairy past its best Gammon? This is surely peak Jeremy Gammon.....
Guest Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 Tbh right wingers putting up pictures of elderly left wingers and asking if they count as gammons is almost as desperate as Harry Kane's attempt to claim that goal the other week. I know right wingers aren't exactly known for their searing wit but you could at least come up with your own 'comedy' putdowns.
Rogstanley Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 9 minutes ago, toddybad said: Tbh right wingers putting up pictures of elderly left wingers and asking if they count as gammons is almost as desperate as Harry Kane's attempt to claim that goal the other week. I know right wingers aren't exactly known for their searing wit but you could at least come up with your own 'comedy' putdowns. Indeed and unless you've seen much gammon with hair then putting up a picture of a bloke with a beard and calling him a gammon is a bit of a fetch. Tories should just admit they've been had by a funny joke that lays bare how ridiculous they all look.
Guest Foxin_mad Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 7 minutes ago, toddybad said: Tbh right wingers putting up pictures of elderly left wingers and asking if they count as gammons is almost as desperate as Harry Kane's attempt to claim that goal the other week. I know right wingers aren't exactly known for their searing wit but you could at least come up with your own 'comedy' putdowns. He is a privileged white middle aged Islington twat, surely that quantifies him as a gammon? Along with all the other so called 'gammons' 'melts' 'insertinsultnamehere' etc. etc.
Buce Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 2 minutes ago, Foxin_mad said: He is a privileged white middle aged Islington twat, surely that quantifies him as a gammon? Along with all the other so called 'gammons' 'melts' 'insertinsultnamehere' etc. etc. Were you born that bitter or is it something that just grew with old age?
Guest Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 3 minutes ago, Foxin_mad said: He is a privileged white middle aged Islington twat, surely that quantifies him as a gammon? Along with all the other so called 'gammons' 'melts' 'insertinsultnamehere' etc. etc. Have you ever purchased a privileged gammon?
Guest MattP Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 18 minutes ago, toddybad said: Tbh right wingers putting up pictures of elderly left wingers and asking if they count as gammons is almost as desperate as Harry Kane's attempt to claim that goal the other week. I know right wingers aren't exactly known for their searing wit but you could at least come up with your own 'comedy' putdowns. I thought we started it with snowflake? Make up your mind Toddy. Though to be honest the whole thing is ridiculous and sums up the childish social media inspired political discourse that we have to live through in 2018 - the sooner the people from both sides get back to discussing proper policy instead of just lobbing insults the better. The alt-right in the US behind Trump and the hard-left nutters over here behind Corbyn can't drop off the Earth quick enough.
Guest Foxin_mad Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 3 minutes ago, Buce said: Were you born that bitter or is it something that just grew with old age? ?? Not at all bitter I just happen to think Corbyn is a cvnt. . 2 minutes ago, toddybad said: Have you ever purchased a privileged gammon? I would ask the article writer as apparently that is what they are calling Tory scum who are supposed to be privileged?!! not my crap.
Guest MattP Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 1 minute ago, Strokes said: Gammon insult - wit. I'm sure Charlie Brooker, Rod Liddle and Armando Iannucci could never have thought up something as terrific as calling people a gammon.
Rogstanley Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said: Year-long pay squeeze comes to an end http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44120516 (*awaits the inevitable "Yeah but..." response from @Rogstanley ) That's not bad news but forgive me for not being especially excited about one month
Guest MattP Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 11 minutes ago, Rogstanley said: That's not bad news but forgive me for not being especially excited about one month Least of your worries that. https://www.thenational.ae/world/mena/thousands-of-foreign-workers-in-oman-not-paid-for-months-1.618930 Quote About 2,000 migrant workers in Oman, mostly employed in the construction industry, have not been paid for up to four months as low oil prices force the government to shelve some major projects this year.
Alf Bentley Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 1 hour ago, toddybad said: Tbh right wingers putting up pictures of elderly left wingers and asking if they count as gammons is almost as desperate as Harry Kane's attempt to claim that goal the other week. I know right wingers aren't exactly known for their searing wit but you could at least come up with your own 'comedy' putdowns. It's all seared gammon and no searing wit from these right-wingers. They try to save their bacon with their sausage-machine humour, egg one another on, it all mushrooms and next thing they're calling Diane Abbot a black pudding. They're toast. Even when it's tea-ed up for them, they make a hash of it. They can't ketchup. They're has-beans. They've been fried and sliced. They should be as red as tomatoes. All in all, they're a right dog's breakfast! 1 1
Buce Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 44 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: It's all seared gammon and no searing wit from these right-wingers. They try to save their bacon with their sausage-machine humour, egg one another on, it all mushrooms and next thing they're calling Diane Abbot a black pudding. They're toast. Even when it's tea-ed up for them, they make a hash of it. They can't ketchup. They're has-beans. They've been fried and sliced. They should be as red as tomatoes. All in all, they're a right dog's breakfast! You have become a cereal breakfast punster, Alf - I guess it was the way you were bread. Still, I don't have mushroom to talk so I won't say oat about it. 1
Rogstanley Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, MattP said: Least of your worries that. https://www.thenational.ae/world/mena/thousands-of-foreign-workers-in-oman-not-paid-for-months-1.618930 I know you gammons have got small horizons mate but I don’t think the concept of working abroad is really so outlandish that it warrants months of “jokes” do you. Been meaning to ask actually, have you got a job yet or still living off the old inheritance? Edited 15 May 2018 by Rogstanley
Guest Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 2 hours ago, MattP said: I thought we started it with snowflake? Make up your mind Toddy. Though to be honest the whole thing is ridiculous and sums up the childish social media inspired political discourse that we have to live through in 2018 - the sooner the people from both sides get back to discussing proper policy instead of just lobbing insults the better. The alt-right in the US behind Trump and the hard-left nutters over here behind Corbyn can't drop off the Earth quick enough. I'm sure nobody has taken any discussions of the word gammon seriously? Have they? The right wing Brexit nutjobs also matty - don't forget them.
Strokes Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 2 minutes ago, toddybad said: I'm sure nobody has taken any discussions of the word gammon seriously? Have they? The right wing Brexit nutjobs also matty - don't forget them. Don’t forget the remainiac democracy subverting champions. Save space in the bin for them, is there anyone left?
SouthStandUpperTier Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 So we know who the gammons are. But who does that make the pineapples?
Alf Bentley Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 29 minutes ago, SouthStandUpperTier said: So we know who the gammons are. But who does that make the pineapples? The Lib Dems - a bit of saccharine sweetness to offset the saltiness of the gammons. The perfect coalition. 1
Guest MattP Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 1 hour ago, Rogstanley said: I know you gammons have got small horizons mate but I don’t think the concept of working abroad is really so outlandish that it warrants months of “jokes” do you. Been meaning to ask actually, have you got a job yet or still living off the old inheritance? I still do the same thing I did when you were Moosebreath, run a few (poorly performing) websites - you know this. Fortunately, I've never received an inheritance as yet. I'd love to know what you actually do, this can't be the only website you have numerous profiles on.
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