Instant Karma

[StanSP]

It's beautiful, isn't it? 

 

[Wymsey]

Might be me, but played that back a few times and it didn't seem to have contacted his face?

[StanSP]

11 minutes ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Might be me, but played that back a few times and it didn't seem to have contacted his face?

I think it just brushes his forehead. Went down like Sadio Mane. 

[Izzy]

36 minutes ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Might be me

I'd have you down for much younger than 40 mate tbh

[Tuna]

52 minutes ago, StanSP said:

It's beautiful, isn't it? 

 

Very rare to see someone whose IQ and age match.

[Stadt]

The best example of this is that video in the US where two c unts are trying to break into a gaff, c unt 1 runs across c unt 2, who at the exact moment in time throws a brick at a window but instead gets his mate, knocking him out hahahahaha

[Vlad the Fox]

There was a programme on tv years ago where they set up situations for criminals to walk in on and recorded it. One was where someone broke into the back of a lorry, once inside the wagon the door locked and the sides dropped down revealing him trapped in a cage, the lorry then drove round the town with him inside going mental. Another incident involved a lady stood at a bar in a pub with her handbag at her feet. This chap mooches on over and lifts it, as he’s sneaking away everyone sitting at tables nearby jump up and brake into song and dance ‘consider yourself a thief’, they link arms and before you know it the would be thief is looking confused linked in the middle of a high kicking chorus line  

 

Did anyone else see it?

[Stadt]

3 minutes ago, Vlad the Fox said:

There was a programme on tv years ago where they set up situations for criminals to walk in on and recorded it. One was where someone broke into the back of a lorry, once inside the wagon the door locked and the sides dropped down revealing him trapped in a cage, the lorry then drove round the town with him inside going mental. Another incident involved a lady stood at a bar in a pub with her handbag at her feet. This chap mooches on over and lifts it, as he’s sneaking away everyone sitting at tables nearby jump up and brake into song and dance ‘consider yourself a thief’, they link arms and before you know it the would be thief is looking confused linked in the middle of a high kicking chorus line  

 

Did anyone else see it?

Sounds like a bad cheese dream 

[Vlad the Fox]

1 minute ago, Stadt said:

Sounds like a bad cheese dream 

  it does doesn’t it, it was like a bad cheese dream but definitely happened.  

[Carl the Llama]

14 hours ago, Vlad the Fox said:

  it does doesn’t it, it was like a bad cheese dream but definitely happened.  

Yeah I remember that show, they had one where they left a moped unguarded with the keys in but it was modified so when any would be thief tried to turn the ignition they just got pelted with a hidden jet of water. Can't recall the name for the life of me.

[Kopic]

Swag, what a great show.

 

 

[Collymore]

1 hour ago, Kopic said:

Swag, what a great show.

 

 

The honeymoon photos were brilliant! 

 

I'd have just put that cardboard box over me in the lorry I think...