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Election prediction time

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urban.spaceman

urban.spaceman

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18 hours ago, urban.spaceman said:

 

 

The worst thing about that poll is that it was commissioned by Stats For Lefties, one of Corbyn's stupidest and most devout fans, but paid for - £7,000 - through crowdfunding donations, generally from his supporters or vulnerable people. 

 

Even he's lying about it to his fans too:

 

 

 

Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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4 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

Meanwhile, latest MRP:

 

 

 

We are SO CLOSE to having the Lib Dems as the official opposition. Seriously hope that happens.

Imagine my disappointment when I visited wethink.report only to find there was absolutely no wet hinking at all. :angry:

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urban.spaceman

urban.spaceman

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MRP poll projected results

Labour: 450 seats, up 247 seats

Lib Dems: 71 seats, up 60 seats

Conservatives: 60 seats, down 305 seats

SNP: 24 seats, down 24 seats

Reform UK: 18 seats, up 18 seats

Green Party: 4 seats, up 3 seats 

Plaid Cymru: 4 seats, no change

Source: Find Out Now/Electoral Calculus.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/bombshell-mega-poll-tory-wipeout-33113155

 

 

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urban.spaceman

urban.spaceman

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Highly doubt Reform will get more than 6 personally. Even if they do get up to 18 I can't see that many lasting a whole parliament without being exposed for racism/corruption/being insane/law breaking.

leicsmac

leicsmac

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2 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

 

MRP poll projected results

Labour: 450 seats, up 247 seats

Lib Dems: 71 seats, up 60 seats

Conservatives: 60 seats, down 305 seats

SNP: 24 seats, down 24 seats

Reform UK: 18 seats, up 18 seats

Green Party: 4 seats, up 3 seats 

Plaid Cymru: 4 seats, no change

Source: Find Out Now/Electoral Calculus.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/bombshell-mega-poll-tory-wipeout-33113155

 

 

I hope that forecast isn't true tbh, because it shows that Reform will have had a success way above expectations and will form the idea they can do much better at the next one.

 

Really don't want Years and Years becoming true 5 years after the show projected it would.

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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52 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

What are your policies?

1. No foreign calls centres.

2. The ability to downgrade any utility or service online without discussing it over a telephone to be made compulsory.

3. Taxis, and lots of them! :ph34r:

4. Compulsory national service for Forest, Coventry and Leeds supporters. 

4. Amendment 1. Spurs fans to be exiled to St Helena within two months, whereafter any found on British soil will be shot (including St Helena).

4. Amendment 2. Amnesty for Notts County and Watford fans (to secure the @spacemunky and @Super_horns vote.

6. More taxis.

7. Cucumber, watermelon and celery to be taxed at 30% to help smug salad lovers to pay for treatment of the obese.

8. 10 pt deduction to all EPL teams except LCFC during the season 2024-25 (Points deduction may be revisited if it becomes apparent later that this is not enough).

9. Tax on alcohol to be tweaked. Drinkers of Carling, Fosters, Bells to pay more in an attempt to educate the British palette.

10. More money for UK nurses, so that they can... Well, just so they can.

11. Renationalisation of Royal Mail with less emphasis on people getting their Chinese tat the next working day and more on receiving hospital appointments on time.

12. A team of elite scientists to research what exactly a sphinx does, especially a Czech one, so as to understand why someone might be given such an epithet.

13. Unlucky for some. The national lottery will be merged with national service. You get the idea.

14. Special anti-solar panels to be fitted to people's homes, to cut all electricity on sunny days in an attempt to get people outside during nice weather. Crack teams of enforcement officers will be formed to break up illegal COD and Fortnite parties during school holidays.

15. Grouse/Pheasant hunting (etc) to be completely banned and replaced with eScooter hunting, whereby any over the age of 18 on an eScooter is fair game. Only between the 1st of July, until the 30th June each year.

16. Trans rights. You will be able to drive whatever van you like.

17. "Trav Le Bleu gives milk to you!" They will sing in years to come, the antithesis to Margaret Thatcher the milk snatcher. Compulsory milk for all, including the lactose intolerant (my government will allow NO intolerance!) and especially vegans. Let's drink Britain's cattle dry!

18. Did I mention taxis?

19. It feels like there's less and less pubs around. To combat this no pub will be able to have both a lounge AND a bar. Each must be managed separately and have a different name, thus doubling all pubs in the UK at one swoop!

20. Teachers. Who cares? They get all summer off. Give them the rest of the year off and let the kids roam the streets to learn so REAL lessons about life.

 

And there you have it.

 

20 sensible policies for sensible people!

 

TAXI!

 

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Tuna

Tuna

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1 hour ago, urban.spaceman said:

Highly doubt Reform will get more than 6 personally. Even if they do get up to 18 I can't see that many lasting a whole parliament without being exposed for racism/corruption/being insane/law breaking.

Why not all four

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The Doctor

The Doctor

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1 hour ago, urban.spaceman said:

 

MRP poll projected results

Labour: 450 seats, up 247 seats

Lib Dems: 71 seats, up 60 seats

Conservatives: 60 seats, down 305 seats

SNP: 24 seats, down 24 seats

Reform UK: 18 seats, up 18 seats

Green Party: 4 seats, up 3 seats 

Plaid Cymru: 4 seats, no change

Source: Find Out Now/Electoral Calculus.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/bombshell-mega-poll-tory-wipeout-33113155

 

 

Bristol Central - Green

 

old landlord debbonaire losing her safe seat. ****ing inject it into my veins

Guest Lako42

Guest Lako42

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Don't underestimate reform. I've had a seriously shit day learning some close people are voting for those scumbags. 

 

Might have to move house if this place goes Conny or Reform. 

leicsmac

leicsmac

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2 minutes ago, Sampson said:

How is this legal?

Could well be one of those situations where it's not but when the guilty party can afford very good lawyers, you need a lot of time and money to make it stick.

Dunge

Dunge

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11 minutes ago, leicsmac said:

Could well be one of those situations where it's not but when the guilty party can afford very good lawyers, you need a lot of time and money to make it stick.

Also that the crime is considered worth the punishment.

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Mark_w

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Oh no Labour will crash the economy? Well thanks for warning me Conservative party who literally just crashed the economy.

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