When will we next Score a goal!

[Bptiger]

Well u can’t score goals if u never pass the ball towards there goal , all we do is go backwards and sideways , then lose the ball  , but put me down for January 2029 

[cruzFOX]

We’ll start scoring the moment we are mathematically and officially relegated. Suddenly wout farce will turn into Maldini, daka into drogba, winks into pirlo. That’s irony for you

[Jattdogg]

My birthday is Xmas eve so the wife is definitely letting me shag her then. 8.5 months until score time!

[Winstonthedog]

Do own goals count ? .... a far better bet

[Gazza M]

Once relegation confirmed and Ruud is sacked (convinced the board waiting for that) the odd goal will come again. 

[The boy Linacre]

Have you not seen though, occasionally the "water carriers" are getting in good positions, taking too long and passing it off, and missing the best chance to have a go.

[broughtonblue]

Monday night we will score 3 👏

[MGLCFC]

24 minutes ago, broughtonblue said:

Monday night we will score 3 👏

Own goals

[CrazyKopCorner]

Is this a competition?

 

If so, I'm going for October 

Edited 4 April by CrazyKopCorner

[old koppite]

That one chance we had 2nd half where FB over hit the pass to JA just summed us up.  A confident FB would have probably took a shot himself, but in trying too hard over hit the pass. 

[squidsworth]

Like we did for Forest that time, as soon as we have the ball (hopefully from the kick off so it's still 0-0, any later and we'll probably be 1 down anyway) we need to go down our half and score them a goal. Just so the players know what it feels like again for a ball to hit the back of the net from their own shot.

Unfortunately you'll know it'll be down to daka to do the honours, he'll trip over his laces and the ball will go 60 yards backwards. Just like normal. 

 

Edited 4 April by squidsworth

[fazzyfox]

I’ve looked into the odds for who could score for us on Monday:-

 

DeCordova-Reid 10,000 / 1

Ayew 10,000/1

Daka - Ha ha ha ha 

El-Khannouss 8000/1

Vardy 7000/1

Lord Lucan, riding on Shergar, singing a previously unheard lost Beatles song 6500/1

Own Goal 100/1

 

 

[justfoxes]

Probably when Ruud either walks or gets sacked !!

[DerbyshireFox]

Happily close thread 🤣