Eurovision 2025

[fazzyfox]

Cutie pie I fancy a Swiss roll

[Libertine]

Gurl bout to put her entire Maltussy into this perf

[Sampson]

Malta is fun 

[StanSP]

Nicki Minaj, Doja Cat, Ariana Grande and Cardi B all rolled into one? 

[Vacamion]

 

Very Eurovision 

 

Have THAT, watching Americans.

 

 

[Paninistickers]

Malta looks like a hotel cleaner 

[Sampson]

Can’t quite work out what she means with the Serving Cant and all the open legs 

[Guest Lako42]

German lass was bloody lovely 

[Libertine]

Literally like someone put "write a fierce, sassy feminist anthem from about 5 years ago" into ChatGPT.

[foxy boxing]

Malta have a great chance, for a small nation, could they afford to host Eurovision.

[orangecity23]

3 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Nicki Minaj, Doja Cat, Ariana Grande and Cardi B all rolled into one? 

[Vacamion]

 

My lovely Portu-horse.

 

 

[Sampson]

Portugal is coming last 

[Parafox]

Just now, foxy boxing said:

Malta have a great chance, for a small nation, could they afford to host Eurovision.

Just said the exact same thing yo Mrs para

[Parafox]

2 minutes ago, Sampson said:

Portugal is coming last 

It might be better if we had subtitles tbf.

 

They aren't the Beatles like they wannabe

Edited 17 May 2025 by Parafox

[Guest Lako42]

Ukraine was refreshingly different and gets my vote

[fazzyfox]

Just safe, easily palatable, pleasant…bland, not likely to win anything zzzzzzzz

[Guest Lako42]

Just now, Parafox said:

It might be better if we had subtitles tbf

You can turn them on 

[Izzy]

On 13/05/2025 at 20:37, tom27111 said:

You know what to do...

Contribute to your own thread 

[Vacamion]

 

Why do they keep needing to warn us about flashing lights?

 

If you have epilepsy and flashing lights are your kryptonite, you are hardly likely to settle down to watch Eurovision, are you?

 

 

[Zear0]

She stuck to the floor? 

[orangecity23]

"Liars, you are liars"

"Sissal, what is wrong"

"You are the boss of temu. You said I could get an X-man costume, why can't I get it?"

"Our temu never lied. You have to click the video to install app to get it. Size 16, reinforced zipper, waterproof to 10m."

[Sampson]

Denmark is decent 

[Izzy]

Just now, Vacamion said:

 

Why do they keep needing to warn us about flashing lights?

 

If you have epilepsy and flashing lights are your kryptonite, you are hardly likely to settle down to watch Eurovision, are you?

 

It's O.K. for you wearing those glasses

 

[Parafox]

3 minutes ago, Lako42 said:

You can turn them on 

Never realised... 

 

Turned them back off for Denmark