FAO BALD PEOPLE

[Vowels]

Inspired by Jordan Ayew.

 

Do you bald people who have shiny heads (appreciate not all of you), have to work at that? Or is it a natural thing?

[foxy tiler]

1 hour ago, Vowels said:

Inspired by Jordan Ayew.

 

Do you bald people who have shiny heads (appreciate not all of you), have to work at that? Or is it a natural thing?

When its shaved with a razor then moisturiser it shines.

[Zear0]

 

[Xen]

2 hours ago, Vowels said:

Inspired by Jordan Ayew.

 

Do you bald people who have shiny heads (appreciate not all of you), have to work at that? Or is it a natural thing?

I take offence at being likened to Ayew… 

[Danizen]

Is this thread just for fully bald men or can Skipp impersonators like me contribute? 

[Trumpet]

15 minutes ago, Danizen said:

Is this thread just for fully bald men or can Skipp impersonators like me contribute? 

[indierich06]

Mine doesn't shine - well, I don't think it does anyway - I've seen some people get like wax and stuff to actually make it more shiny. I didn't know a gleaming bonce was a desirable thing. **** me though, love how it feels after a fresh bic shave.

[Jimothy]

I'd say in Ayew's case its because he's working up a sweat but we know that's not true.

 

It's probably moisture from the dew on the ground for all the times he falls over.

[Samilktray]

Nothing I enjoy more than moisturising my freshly shaved bald head, and having it glow as I go about my day 

[Jattdogg]

How often do you have to shave it to keep that look? Imagine if you are balding it doesn't grow as fast.

 

That said, I am balding only on top so I just buzz my whole head using the to #0.5 blade. After 1 week I can see hair growing back faster in some areas then others. Such a pain lol.

 

[foxy tiler]

1 hour ago, Jattdogg said:

How often do you have to shave it to keep that look? Imagine if you are balding it doesn't grow as fast.

 

That said, I am balding only on top so I just buzz my whole head using the to #0.5 blade. After 1 week I can see hair growing back faster in some areas then others. Such a pain lol.

 

I do mine every three days....if I don't do it for a week I look like a mad monk.🤣 I also find that as I went closer to the skin over the years that if I didnt shave it in my minds eye it looked really long after a few days.

[Jattdogg]

23 minutes ago, foxy tiler said:

I do mine every three days....if I don't do it for a week I look like a mad monk.🤣 I also find that as I went closer to the skin over the years that if I didnt shave it in my minds eye it looked really long after a few days.

Every 3 days. Ffs too much effort for me

 

Need to get my whole head laser hair removed lol.

[foxy tiler]

Its mad .....im bald and shave to keep it smooth and tidy yet my nostrils and ear hair have gone bonkers as ive got older....might let my ear hair grow and and platt it with my nostril hair for a new look. 🤣🤣🤣

[Jattdogg]

16 minutes ago, foxy tiler said:

Its mad .....im bald and shave to keep it smooth and tidy yet my nostrils and ear hair have gone bonkers as ive got older....might let my ear hair grow and and platt it with my nostril hair for a new look. 🤣🤣🤣

Im 46 and can attest to the nostril and ear hair.

 

Why doesn't our twig and berries bald, would make trimming them easier or not required

 

Edited 21 January by Jattdogg

[spacemunky]

10 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Im 46 and can attest to the nostril and ear hair.

 

Why doesn't our twig and berries bald, would make trimming them easier or not required

 

Gotta shave that ball fro!

[AyewJoking]

Mine shines without moisturiser so im winning

[TheGoldenGod]

15 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Every 3 days. Ffs too much effort for me

 

Need to get my whole head laser hair removed lol.

It's a lot cheaper than haircuts I'll say that. Decent trade-off!

[adejo92]

Slap heads

 

[Jimothy]

I shave my head everyday. Love the feeling of it being freshly shaved. Make sure you have decent razors and change them regularly, and moisturise each time and you're good.

[Jattdogg]

8 hours ago, TheGoldenGod said:

It's a lot cheaper than haircuts I'll say that. Decent trade-off!

I have my own hair clippers so outside of the initial cost, it's not that expensive considering they last me many years. No idea how much laser costs. That said, never having to have to cut/shave your hair again would be great. Might aswell get the beard line done on the face too so all you need is a beard trimmer for length.

[worthosoriginals]

On 21/01/2026 at 22:50, foxy tiler said:

Its mad .....im bald and shave to keep it smooth and tidy yet my nostrils and ear hair have gone bonkers as ive got older....might let my ear hair grow and and platt it with my nostril hair for a new look. 🤣🤣🤣

Do it like they did in the good old days, comb over onto your head your nostril and ear hair so you don't look a twat.