Eurovision 2026

[Jaspa]

Just now, VLC86 said:

We didn’t vote reform in in 1452 local councils for this did we

Absolutely not. I thought we'd fought hard to not be speaking German, but here we are. A very bleak day...

 

maybe it's a secret World Cup song about the amount of World Cups our Fuhrer Tuchel will have us winning. Ein, zwei, drei 

[Nalis]

France to the Eurovisions are like Switzerland to the World Cup, yeah they are there all the time but whats the point

[orangecity23]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

How do you follow Being A Dickheads Cool

Is it too late for us to enter that song for next year's contest? Guaranteed winner

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just now, orangecity23 said:

Is it too late for us to enter that song for next year's contest? Guaranteed winner

 

JUST ONE GEAR ON MY FIXY BIKE

[VLC86]

I’ve not seen the big 4 perform so badly since Tom Hopper got his arsehole out.

[FOXYTALK]

1 minute ago, VLC86 said:

Each to their own mate

Where's your culture? Heathen.

[orangecity23]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

JUST ONE GEAR ON MY FIXY BIKE

I play synth

 

WE ALL PLAY SYNTH

[RowlattsFox]

Powerful voice for her age but something about the French language I can't enjoy 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Michael has changed, probably got stains on the purple velour 

[Zear0]

Saying nothing

[VLC86]

Are we all going to ignore his outfit change?

[VLC86]

Just now, VLC86 said:

Are we all going to ignore his outfit change?

 

1 minute ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Michael has changed, probably got stains on the purple velour 

Maybe not

[Ian Nacho]

Eurovision Asia? Isn't that just Asiavision?

[VLC86]

Eurovision Asia is a catchy title, almost like there isn’t another name they could have called it

[orangecity23]

Eurovision welcome to bankok?

 

WE GOT A FREE CHANG FOR YOU

[fazzyfox]

1 minute ago, FOXYTALK said:

Where's your culture? Heathen.

My nan had one of those. Somewhere to hide her heroin when the police raided her house.

[Nalis]

Eurovision Asia, woke nonsense world's got soft things have gone to the dogs bring back rations those were the days

Edited 16 May by Nalis

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Michael barking like a goddam dog, he is horny as **** man

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I WANT FIT WOMEN NOT ****ING TOP KNOT MEN

[orangecity23]

Some people are on the pitch, they think it's Moldova.

 

It is now.

[FOXYTALK]

1 minute ago, fazzyfox said:

My nan had one of those. Somewhere to hide her heroin when the police raided her house.

I'll be honest it scared the sh*t out of me as a kid 

[Kopic]

YES.

[Nalis]

Calm down Romania lite

[VLC86]

Where is this one from?

[RowlattsFox]

Now we're talking