Group D: United States, Australia, Paraguay, Türkiye

[Deeg67]

7 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Am I going mad? I thought he was clearly onside and I'm a certified yank hater 

 

The bloke who nods it in is being played on, only question you could maybe argue is whether or not Balogun (who was off) is interfering with play by being so close to the keeper

 

Australia have been dead crap

Not you. He was miles onside and the two who were off had no bearing on the goal whatsoever. It's just blind copium and Yank hatred.

[spacemunky]

That didn't take long.

[Jordan]

Paraguay not wasting any time getting this one started!

[PhillippaT]

Turkey need to wake up fast

[Jordan]

No way this one ends 11 vs 11

[Beliall]

**** me, sent off for bad words

[PhillippaT]

43 minutes ago, Jordan said:

No way this one ends 11 vs 11

You weren't wrong  

[MC Prussian]

43 minutes ago, Jordan said:

No way this one ends 11 vs 11

Bingo.

 

Almiron couldn't leave his trap shut.

[spacemunky]

I was unaware of that rule.

[PhillippaT]

1 minute ago, Beliall said:

**** me, sent off for bad words

What if his mother really IS a hamster?  

[Jordan]

I for one cannot wait to see the type of s*** Paraguay is gonna pull in the 2nd half to try to make this 10v10

[Jordan]

WTF THEY CUT TO COMMERCIALS AT HALFTIME HERE RIGHT WHEN IT’S ALL KICKING OFF 

[PhillippaT]

2 minutes ago, Jordan said:

WTF THEY CUT TO COMMERCIALS AT HALFTIME HERE RIGHT WHEN IT’S ALL KICKING OFF 

We now return to the 5-a-side match...

[Dahnsouff]

Loving this referee

[PhillippaT]

Everything but the finish...

[Jordan]

29 minutes ago, Dahnsouff said:

Loving this referee

It was hilarious how angry he was when he announced the Almiron red card 

[PhillippaT]

Another match needing Benny Hill music for the highlights methinks  

 

EDIT: ooh.

Edited 1 hour ago by PhillippaT

[Beliall]

my word this turkey team is rubbish

[PhillippaT]

4 minutes ago, Beliall said:

my word this turkey team is rubbish

I guess there are more cwap teams in Europe than we thought

 

(They had to beat Georgia, Bulgaria, Romania and Kosovo to get here, so...)

Edited 1 hour ago by PhillippaT

[spacemunky]

12 minutes ago, Beliall said:

my word this turkey team is rubbish

Really fowl'd this up.

[PhillippaT]

3 minutes ago, spacemunky said:

Really fowl'd this up.

They couldn't ruffle enough feathers.

[spacemunky]

1 minute ago, PhillippaT said:

They couldn't ruffle enough feathers.

Almost as bad as our puns.

[Deeg67]

Won the group with a match to spare. Quite a luxury for Poch - he can rest Pulisic again and rotate basically the whole side if he chooses to.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Get that ref from El Salvador on every game left on the tournament, absolute box office sending Almiron off

 

NUMBER TEN, HE COVER HIS MOUTH — DECISION RED CARD