Swedging Posted 28 February 2006 Share Posted 28 February 2006 79. Because he lets the postman f**k his dog in the basement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BartonFox Posted 28 February 2006 Share Posted 28 February 2006 78. Because he went from being assistant manager at Forest to the manager at Derby! Oh, wait... Quality lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l444ry Posted 28 February 2006 Share Posted 28 February 2006 66. You all backed Taylor's appointment as he was an 'up and coming manager' and dissed the Walsh/Cottee application because of their 'lack of experience'. Shallow cliches masquerading as deep thought as usual. Very true......Over rated as England U21 manager as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyTrev Posted 28 February 2006 Share Posted 28 February 2006 79. He thought Junior Lewis was an adaquete replacement for Neil Lennon. 80. Hew played horrible, defensive, negative tactics even when we were doing well. 81. I had to watch us play in the premiership with a strike for of Benjamin and Akinbiyi, it was embarassing. 82. We thought he would sign lots of good young under-21 players he had worked with, we got Lee Marshall. 83. He is a darling of the media for no apparent reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted 28 February 2006 Author Share Posted 28 February 2006 Wow, almost at 100 and we've still got 3 days before the match After having a quick look on google how is this for an account Taylor's best signing's time with us: To accompany the departure of "fans favourite" Ade Akinbiyi, a list of his honours achieved at the club this season:v BOLTON - Ade is first to arrive at the club v IPSWICH - Ade heads narrowly wide from cross by Robbie Savage in pre match kick about v BLACKPOOL - Despite trying to duck, a corner hits Ade in the head and goes in "just watch me go now" he remarks (Worth Cup) 3 GAMES LATER - Ade wins a corner 2 MONTHS LATER - Ade scores what he describes as "the best goal of my career" when he rounds his cat and two gnomes before smashing the ball into the roof of the net from 6 paces, sadly the cameras are not there to catch it, and his neighbours were out! 1 MONTH LATER - Finishes 2nd in race with defender, but says he was happy to be in the top 2. v SUNDERLAND - Scores from 2 yards after neat 1 - 2 with Sunderland defender. v VILLA - Referee bans Villa players from their own box and frank Sinclair holds down goalkeeper as Ade ghosts in at the far post to score again. "I think I will score 30 goals and keep us up now" he claims. After not kicking the ball for 2 months Ade leaves for £2.5m to Crystal Palace to the total disbelief of the Leicester fans. 84. For therapy (posted at the time of the Newell saga by someone I can't remember) click here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsJohnMurphy Posted 28 February 2006 Share Posted 28 February 2006 85. that awful embarassing Norman Wisdom impersonation. It still makes me wince to think of it. Ouch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveyJ Posted 28 February 2006 Share Posted 28 February 2006 86. Becuase before home games Hull have a guy reading out the first verse of Tyger Tyger, and change one of the lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveyJ Posted 28 February 2006 Share Posted 28 February 2006 87. Because it is morally correct to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 28 February 2006 Share Posted 28 February 2006 88. Peter Taylor see's it fit to Pick Billy Fooking Paynter in his under 21 Football league side ( for 90 minutes ) despite him quite cleary being the worst foward in his sqaud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultra Posted 28 February 2006 Share Posted 28 February 2006 89. Signing Matt Jones on a FIVE-YEAR contract.. 90. Adding Eric "Monster Monster Disgrace" Hall onto the payroll..(that's what put us into admin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 91. He has applied for the full time England job to replace Sven after the world cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 92. Panini have bought out a 'scratch and sniff' sticker of him and it stinks of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderboy Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 93: he is a twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 94. Peter Taylor touches Men's rectums 95. Peter Taylor is best mates with Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 96. he is still breathing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fox Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 He started our journey to the dark side and his initials stand for P!ss Taker. And that he certainly DID! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teblin Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 97. Eidur gudjonsson cost £4.5 million from bolton that summer but he though ade was a better investment at £5 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy37 Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 i think peters guna get a terrific welcome back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 97. Eidur gudjonsson cost £4.5 million from bolton that summer but he though ade was a better investment at £5 million O'Neill tried to sign him for us just before he left to go to Celtic. At the time Gudjonsson wanted to come as he felt that going to Chelsea might mean he'd be a fringe player instead of a first team regular. O'Neill left, Taylor came in and the board informed him of the Gudjonsson situation but Taylor didn't want him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderboy Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 O'Neill tried to sign him for us just before he left to go to Celtic. At the time Gudjonsson wanted to come as he felt that going to Chelsea might mean he'd be a fringe player instead of a first team regular. O'Neill left, Taylor came in and the board informed him of the Gudjonsson situation but Taylor didn't want him. ooh the bitch and we got ade akinbadbuy shrewd move peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLightning Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 98. Because he spent all our money on pap, just before the market slowed down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 99. He tried to get Stan Collymore to dress up as the little mermaid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 100: Been really good at every other club and was only shit here because the FA hate us and he was sent on a covert mission to fock us up. Fokin tosspot nancy loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 101. He is often seen at Limp Biscuit gigs and wears a slipknot mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 1 March 2006 Share Posted 1 March 2006 102 He never signed us the People's Left Back that is Rufus Brevett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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