Lineker's Left Foot Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 Eastenders has a two main mysteries to me:- 1. Everybody always says "What's going on?" 2. Nobody can afford their own washing machine between them !! They're always in the Laundrette - some of the pads are quite nice inside, you'd think they'd at least have a washing machine. What else do people notice is a mystery of the soaps?
davieG Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 That people actually bother to watch them is the biggest mystery
Head Honcho Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 Why on earth did Burn Gorman take the part of Jed for one episode last week. One of the best actors in the country on a 3rd rate show-he must have been paid well.
Head Honcho Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 Why do people pretend to drink tea from a cup when the cup is clearly empty? Stick the kettle on ffs
Zingari Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 why do people still live in emmedale when it is quite obviosly cursed; and how come so many kids can run upstairs one day and come back down as completely different and their parents don't notice?
Webbo Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 how come the Queen Vic is always packed, even in the middle of the week, when every body hates the Mitchells?
Sly Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 Where do they park the cars on Albert Square? If they have no cars why'd they need the archers? Whats the fuss about the Queen Vic? What ever happended to the snooker hall? The crime rate in Albert square must be highest per square mile throughout the world....more murders and attempted murders than anywhere else on the planet?!?!
stez Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 What else do people notice is a mystery of the soaps? why doesn't anybody on soaps, watch soaps? and why don't any two people have the same name?
JoeyB Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 Like you said, FIFA, the simple things add up, which is why Pro Evo is so great, Anyhow, what has that got to do with SOAPS Fez? It's what fez does when the soaps are on Emmerdale has lost the plot tho how can they pin the murder on 3 people and they haven't even got a clue who did it
Libertine Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 They always ask for two teas when they go into the cafe. They're in there for about a minute then leave, wasting two perfectly good cups of tea in the process. W*nkers*
Simi Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 They always ask for two teas when they go into the cafe. They're in there for about a minute then leave, wasting two perfectly good cups of tea in the process. W*nkers* . True, I've noticed that to. And they never seem to actually eat food, they seem to put it near there mouth and then talk again.
Libertine Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 . True, I've noticed that to. And they never seem to actually eat food, they seem to put it near there mouth and then talk again. That seems to happen in all programs actually.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 Our close is the exact opposite of Neighbours. No-one ever talks to anyone else, no-one plays cricket in the street and there are no fit birds. It's rubbish.
Sparky Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 another 1 , over the past 10 years david / rosie / nick tilsley all seem to have had head transplants , is this service available on the NHS ?
Bluefoxtim Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 another 1 , over the past 10 years david / rosie / nick tilsley all seem to have had head transplants , is this service available on the NHS ?
City Fan Posted 12 March 2007 Posted 12 March 2007 The greatest mystery has to be how Carly Wicks on Eastenders got a job in acting.........my god she can't act.
lookwhaticando Posted 13 March 2007 Posted 13 March 2007 The crime rate in Albert square must be highest per square mile throughout the world....more murders and attempted murders than anywhere else on the planet?!?! I disagree with that fact. My house has the highest rate of attempted murders per square mile in the world. If that fcuking double-glazing salesman calls around once more... That seems to happen in all programs actually. You wouldn't want to eat the disgusting shit they cook anyway, so it's not surprising none of them ever sticks it in their gobs. Shame really, because it's been a long time since I witnessed a whole cafeteria of people vomit in tight formation. Our close is the exact opposite of Neighbours. No-one ever talks to anyone else, no-one plays cricket in the street and there are no fit birds. It's rubbish. You don't live far enough North. Or in Australia... obviously. The greatest mystery has to be how Carly Wicks on Eastenders got a job in acting.........my god she can't act. She's being nobbed by the producer, perhaps?
Rincewind Posted 13 March 2007 Posted 13 March 2007 whos running the stalls when the traders are in the Vic? Why is there only one fruit and veg stall? How does the market keep going when most of the stuff sold is dodgy? Does anyone actually do any work in the Square? How come Garry and Minty have their breaks at the same time leaving the Arches unmanned? How is it that when someone is fired they do not receive a written warning first and nobody takes it to a tribunal? Why does no-one talk about the fortunes of the Hammers? Why am I acting like a sad old git and posting a reply to this thread on Soaps at 3.45am?
securedfox Posted 13 March 2007 Posted 13 March 2007 whos running the stalls when the traders are in the Vic? Why is there only one fruit and veg stall? How does the market keep going when most of the stuff sold is dodgy? Does anyone actually do any work in the Square? How come Garry and Minty have their breaks at the same time leaving the Arches unmanned? How is it that when someone is fired they do not receive a written warning first and nobody takes it to a tribunal? Why does no-one talk about the fortunes of the Hammers? Why am I acting like a sad old git and posting a reply to this thread on Soaps at 3.45am? Fancy a job as a critic......unsocial hours a must
SystonFox Posted 13 March 2007 Posted 13 March 2007 The greatest mystery has to be how Carly Wicks on Eastenders got a job in acting.........my god she can't act. but shes damn hot and thats all that matters - right?
lookwhaticando Posted 13 March 2007 Posted 13 March 2007 but shes damn hot and thats all that matters - right? I think you've essentially summarised what I said... she's being porked by a director or producer type person.
Number 6 Posted 13 March 2007 Posted 13 March 2007 That people actually bother to watch them is the biggest mystery definately agree, biggest load of crap on tv, well except all the reality stuff
Manwell Pablo Posted 13 March 2007 Posted 13 March 2007 I tell you one East Enders mystery I've never ever worked out. Winston? who is he? what is he? why does he have no friends? Is he banging Tracey? Has he somehow worked out he's on a soap and keeps away from the strange blokes with the cameras
Manwell Pablo Posted 13 March 2007 Posted 13 March 2007 Further reading. Winston is a fictional background character in the popular BBC soap opera EastEnders. He has been portrayed by Ulric Browne since 1986, one year after the programme started.Winston owns the music stall in Walford's Bridge Street Market. His highlights over the years include shaving his tuft of hair off for charity when Nick Cotton was in a wheelchair, and helping Ethel Skinner arrive at her birthday party on the night she died. He was also angry when Ian Beale's car crashed into his stall in October 2006. There must be more info about this mysterious man somewhere.
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