lookwhaticando Posted 15 December 2007 Posted 15 December 2007 I am going to get back into playing football. I was toying with that idea. I'm gonna move to Suffolk and join your team. What position do you play? I'm a sort of defender... in the sense that I kill the game, and most of my opponents. We could be a most feared central defensive pair... you'd distract the opposition with your ginger hair while I sweep in and nick the ball off them.
MC Prussian Posted 15 December 2007 Posted 15 December 2007 I'm inclined not to listen to BBC Radio Leicester anymore. Tough call.
Webbo Posted 27 December 2007 Posted 27 December 2007 I resolve never to go shopping with 4 females ever again.
BigGibbo Posted 27 December 2007 Posted 27 December 2007 Lose about 15-20 stone! Oh also get my own business up & running.
LeeCovFox Posted 27 December 2007 Posted 27 December 2007 Learn to drive, stop killing myself with the food which has helped me to put on a stone and a half in fat since coming to uni in september. Get off my arse and get a job, and with any luck, meet a woman and have sex again at some point in my life. masturbation is beginning to chaff now.
Webbo Posted 27 December 2007 Posted 27 December 2007 Learn to drive, stop killing myself with the food which has helped me to put on a stone and a half in fat since coming to uni in september. Get off my arse and get a job, and with any luck, meet a woman and have sex again at some point in my life. masturbation is beginning to chaff now. You want to get some soon or it will wear to just a stump.
Zingari Posted 27 December 2007 Posted 27 December 2007 not use the car for journeys of less than 100 metres
Simi Posted 27 December 2007 Posted 27 December 2007 Actually be committed and go to the gym constantly. Save money. Learn to drive.
Thracian Posted 27 December 2007 Posted 27 December 2007 Play regularly on the seniors amateur golf circuit. Lose at least a stone towards that end and practice properly. Do some volunteer work. Learn some new skills. Plan things more productively.
lookwhaticando Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 I resolve never to go shopping with 4 females ever again. Stop being such a twat with money. Harsh, but probably fair.
Asha Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 I making two resolutions. 1 To keep a diary. 2 To have more fun.
Daggers Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Become a secret spy with lots of ninja skills Move to an underground bunker Develop four super-powers Get new toaster
The People's Hero Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 1) Infiltrate the inner circle of Foxestalk. 2) Destroy inner circle of Foxestalk. 3) Point finger of blame at Raj when asked if I knew anything about the destruction of the inner circle of Foxestalk. 4) Become an Admin. 5) Get Flairo to hypnotise me and we'll go on on the town together as hypnotiser and hypnot(is)ee? 6) Run amok more often 7) Learn to control my constant urge to run amok - but then choose not to control it. 8) Go to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting with a beer. Judge and condemn those present, then encourage them, citing their presence as an inspiration. Then hand out beers, labelled up as cans of Fanta (lemon). 9) Dig a hole and bury a bone in it. Dogs do it so there's gotta be something in it. 10) Learn to speak French, then go to all French speaking countries and insult them in their native tongue (badly). 11) Hunt down Celine Dion. Get her to record a duet with me. Then tell her that she sings like a sea-lion and destory the recording, refusing to let it ruin my own good reputation within the music industry. 12) Become Simon Cowell for a day. 13) Battle both Jordan and Peter Andre in a battle of wits. 14) Prowl Market Street on a regular basis - lambrini in one hand, dead rose in the other and trusty rohypnol in my top pocket. 15) Work on my image - remoulding myself in to a cowboy/pirate with a penchant for eyepatches, parrots, wenches, scurvy, revolvers, chaps and spurs (not Spurs - I hate Spurs). 16) Develop an irrational hatred for Swansea City. 17) Develop an unnaturally close and warm working relationship with Yeovil Town Football Club LTD. 18) Get in on this bungs malarky for agents. 19) Obtain Sam Allardyce and sell him to the circus. 20) Use proceeds from step 19 to set up a home for pets who have been treated badly. 21) Encourage foxes to take over Britain's countryside. You know its right. 22) Run the London Marathon with MON on my back. 23) Get an allotment and use it to grow parsnips. 24) Learn to enjoy roast parsnips. 25) Propagate the myth that runner beans make you run 5% faster. 26) Tell little kids that wearing their clothes backwards till give them a +12% bravery modifier. 27) Order more post it notes at work as it drives my boss mad. 28) Retire. 29) Do a bit more work for charities and stuff. 30) Write a book. 31) Be more like Ultra (although I draw the line at not washing). 32) Study the ways of the 'Thracii' and infiltrate their ranks. Learn to love their inimitable leader, before dethroning him by defeating him in a battle of wits. 33) Plant a tree, name it Alfred. Forget about it and then moan when returning 14 years later that I don't like the look of it and that it's let me down. Give it to 'the community' as a gift. (Invoice them a month later). 34) Go to the Year 3000, check out the validity of Busted's claim that 'not much has changed but they live underwater' - note to self, take snorkel. 35) Get a less sensible car. 36) Grow more impressive mullet. 37) Look in to ways of bringing global warming on at a quicker rate. 38) Drink more tea, but eat less biscuits. 39) Complain more about cr ap service. 40) Stop volunteering to do things I really don't want to do. 41) Ditch LCFC and start supporting Old Evertonians. Realise they don't exist and go back to LCFC with tail between legs. 42) Grow tail. 43) Read a Tale of Two Cities 44) Tell outrageous lies to strangers. Back these up with more and more lies until eventually I have to admit I'm not a Polish Astronaut hell bent on wiping out the Snake population of Southern Australia. 45) Go back to work to earn some money.... 46) To fund my first foray in to the world of cock fighting.
Jay Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 I'm going to try and give up 2 of my worst habits smoking and masturbation which I'm finding hard as I'm a 20 a day man...... and I smoke like a chimney!! ok I'll get me coat!! don't blame me though blame Paul Calf
Darkzzz_ Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 To pass my driving test on 1st of Feb... then get a car!! Then the other parts of my resolutions can all happen manually!! I Hope!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Eat less junk Become guitar genius Be tidier
Alexikokopops Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Learn what autofellate means. Think of this as my Christmas Present to you
lildave3 Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 TPH Brilliance. I'm not even exaggerating, but that is the best post I have ever read since I signed up to this here site.
Joe. Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Think of this as my Christmas Present to you Not sure I should open that link after learning what it actually means....
cisono Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 38) Drink more tea, but eat less biscuits.... 46) To fund my first foray in to the world of cock fighting. That gives me an idea for a number 47), should you have any time left...
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