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Christmas Dinner... how?!

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AH but it comes with full instructions, a sort of edited version of this thread :whistle:

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Par boil = boil the spuds for about 10 minutes. You don't wanna cook them, just soften them on the outside a bit.

Make sure you put the spuds (hot or cold) into a HOT roasting tray. Most important is to use Goose fat - you can buy that from most supermarkets. It guarantees you good spuds.

Tried that, over rated, beef dripping is best.

Also turkey is dry and tasteless, you'd be better off with a capon. :thumbup:

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Tried that, over rated, beef dripping is best.

Also turkey is dry and tasteless, you'd be better off with a capon. :thumbup:

why :unsure: chefs usually wear those tall hats

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Thanks for all the advice chaps and chapettes - much appreciated!

Don't forget to tell us all how you get on, should make a good read.

Good Luck :cheers:

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We had Xmas Dinner at school today ( :sick: Was horrible...)

Some of us finished school last Friday. :giggle:

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Some of us finished school last Friday. :giggle:

i can see how making a christmas dinner is going to be such a challenge , given the lack of spare time to prepare and everything :blink:

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i can see how making a christmas dinner is going to be such a challenge , given the lack of spare time to prepare and everything :blink:

:D

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Lisa thanks for pointing my little slip out. Mind if they came over the night before and you had pate for tea then the turkey would go in then. As there will be eating all day the main meal can be spread out so it doesnt matter.I think what I should have said was prepare the pate prawn cocktail & soup then stuff the turkey.

The important thing is to get others do the washing up afterwards.

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Lisa thanks for pointing my little slip out. Mind if they came over the night before and you had pate for tea then the turkey would go in then. As there will be eating all day the main meal can be spread out so it doesnt matter.I think what I should have said was prepare the pate prawn cocktail & soup then stuff the turkey.

The important thing is to get others do the washing up afterwards.

i know she's no domestic goddess but i think even AOWW can work out that the washing up cannot be done beforehand :blink:

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As it is the season of goodwill and peace on earth I suggest you chop both its legs off, strip it, shove an onion up its arse then bung it in the oven until its completely burnt. :scarf:

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I did Xmas dinner once before. To be honest, it was ok. Just don't let people interfere. It gets right on my thrup'nny bits when people start telling you what to do in the kitchen - just ban everyone from entering until its time to eat.

I can't add anything to what's gone before - other than to do as much as possible beforehand, and have a "running order" written down for easy reference.

As things stand, I'm doing Xmas dinner this year. I'm not doing a sodding turkey as its rubbish. Roast beef or maybe pork loin, unless we get a better offer....?

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Par boil = boil the spuds for about 10 minutes. You don't wanna cook them, just soften them on the outside a bit.

Make sure you put the spuds (hot or cold) into a HOT roasting tray. Most important is to use Goose fat - you can buy that from most supermarkets. It guarantees you good spuds.

Someone has mentioned doing your veg in advance. Good advice.

Bacon rashers are ok but they will stop the skin going crispy. If that doesn't bother you, you are sad. Crispy skin is the best bit of this dry, sponge of a bird. Foil will keep it moister, but if you really want a moist bird, cook it upside down. Turkey goes VERY dry if you are not careful.

Ooh, if you are doing parsnips, get some honey on them first. Delicious!

Anything else? PM me :thumbup:

that used to be used by midwives to deliver babies :sick:

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Oh yeah....

Always bear in mind that if you don't properly defrost and cook the turkey, many of your family could get food poisoning and ultimately die from your Xmas dinner.

:thumbup:

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Oh yeah....

Always bear in mind that if you don't properly defrost and cook the turkey, many of your family could get food poisoning and ultimately die from your Xmas dinner.

:thumbup:

Yeah, it had occured to me. D'ya think they'd be suspicious if I didn't eat any? Only I was thinking it could make for a very peaceful New Year. :unsure::devil:

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I've found a way out of it. I'm going to the pub for Xmas dinner. The Black Boy is doing it for a tenner.

Prawn cocktail

Roast turkey & pork with trimmings and stuffing

Christmas pud

They are open 12-2 then a bit longer for those that have the dinner 3-3.30ish.

I wonder if the crackers and novelty hats are included?

Good luck to all those that are cooking xmas dinner for the hoards of family that appear from the woodwork at this time of year. :mellow::angry::blink::crylaugh::scarf:

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Do not do a good job.

Take one for the team here, cop the flack for a really shitty meal and you will never be expected to do it again.

You will be waited on hand and foot every Xmas in the future.

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I've found a way out of it. I'm going to the pub for Xmas dinner. The Black Boy is doing it for a tenner.

Prawn cocktail

Roast turkey & pork with trimmings and stuffing

Christmas pud

They are open 12-2 then a bit longer for those that have the dinner 3-3.30ish.

Isn't that a 'gay' pub? :unsure: And not a nice one either! :blink:

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Isn't that a 'gay' pub? :unsure: And not a nice one either! :blink:

I dont know about that. All I know its a reasonably priced meal for Christmas day and I will be waited on. I can always say no to any other proposition in a deep voice and put photos of naked ladies in my wallet. :scarf: I rarely go in there anyway. If the Vaults or Shakespeare had been doing a Xmas dinner I'd have gone in one of those. It is in walking distance for me as well.

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Watched Jamie Oliver's 'how to cook Christmas Dinner' special last night, so i've now discovered what I should be doing if i had any actual cooking ability. Piece of piss, right?!! :ermm::unsure:

Anyhow, feeling much better now as have had a trip to the god that is M&S and returned with lots of lovely packets of stuff. All with, seemingly, idiot-proof instructions. Cooking the turkey with some degree of competence now appears to be the only real challenge. The rest is just a case of wrestling my way into all the packets and twiddling knobs on my cooker and microwave.

Can't to be too tricky. :D

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Watched Jamie Oliver's 'how to cook Christmas Dinner' special last night, so i've now discovered what I should be doing if i had any actual cooking ability. Piece of piss, right?!! :ermm::unsure:

Anyhow, feeling much better now as have had a trip to the god that is M&S and returned with lots of lovely packets of stuff. All with, seemingly, idiot-proof instructions. Cooking the turkey with some degree of competence now appears to be the only real challenge. The rest is just a case of wrestling my way into all the packets and twiddling knobs on my cooker and microwave.

Can't to be too tricky. :D

Don't forget the timetable!

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