Darkzzz_ Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 Eating Raw Liver, Answering the door naked and walking round with a parrot on your shoulder!! What is wrong with that??
Daggers Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 There's a fine line between genius & insanity. A genius in his prime, it now appears Gazza may've now crossed over to the other side He was a fat little, wife-beating, pissant drunk who could dribble a football. Hardly fucking MENSA material.
Tommy G Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 He was a fat little, wife-beating, pissant drunk who could dribble a football. Hardly fucking MENSA material. His daughter is a bit of alright though. Bianca? I would try and post a pic up but I'm at work...
Daggers Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 His daughter is a bit of alright though. Bianca? I would try and post a pic up but I'm at work... It's not his daughter, she was fathered by someone else dipping their wick into Gazza's ex, before she met him. Not only that, she's a vapid little slut.
Alexikokopops Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 There'll be no more sectioning today. You've had your fun with the sectioning. I'm so watching through all the episodes today.
Webbo Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 He was a fat little, wife-beating, pissant drunk who could dribble a football. Hardly fucking MENSA material. All of that is true, but mental instability and alcoholism are both illnesses. He's more to be pitied than scorned.
Bernie's Love Child Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 Anyone else remember Gazza in a Leicester City shirt? Walshies testimonial game in 1996 I think. To be fair though, Chris Evans was playing that day as well!!!
whitlock Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 Gazza sectioned under Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no hope of recovery, " We're glad to have him back!" says Keegan.
lildave3 Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 Anyone else remember Gazza in a Leicester City shirt? Walshies testimonial game in 1996 I think.To be fair though, Chris Evans was playing that day as well!!! I do Was it him that did the rugby style tackle on Parker? That may not even be right.
Webbo Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 Anyone else remember Gazza in a Leicester City shirt? Walshies testimonial game in 1996 I think.To be fair though, Chris Evans was playing that day as well!!! I do, I was sitting with my Dad in the front row behind the goal when he was warming up. My Dad shouted something comical at him and he looked up and smiled, then he spun the ball in the air and let it bounce then he kicked it up in the air and it landed in my Dads lap. Just brilliant.
purpleronnie Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 It's not his daughter, she was fathered by someone else dipping their wick into Gazza's ex, before she met him. Not only that, she's a vapid little slut.
Tommy G Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 Thank you..I would, and so would everyone else unless you swing the same way as Alan Carr!
Daggers Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 All of that is true, but mental instability and alcoholism are both illnesses. He's more to be pitied than scorned. I know. Our family have had run-ins with both but I'm not bothered about his mental state or addiction - I'm bored by them, they aren't my problem. I feel pity for him but I feel more deeply for everyone that (may) care deeply for the lad as they will be the ones hurting the most in all of this. I wasn't scorning Gazza, more the constant glorification of the person by people who really don't care, aren't involved and have no intention of ever becoming so. If anyone actually gives a toss about him then give some money or time to an agency involved in mental health care or addiction counselling. Thank you..I would, and so would everyone else unless you swing the same way as Alan Carr! I'd rather **** Alan Carr; I reckon I'd have less of a chance of contracting a disease and I know that I'd enjoy the post-coital conversation more.
escape2victory Posted 22 February 2008 Posted 22 February 2008 he was responsible for one of my happiest footballing memories. gazza Still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up
Steven Posted 23 February 2008 Posted 23 February 2008 he was responsible for one of my happiest footballing memories. gazzaStill makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up Great though that is, Pele had done something similar as a 17 year old for Brazil in the 1958 World Cup finals.
Zingari Posted 23 February 2008 Posted 23 February 2008 Gazza sectioned under Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no hope of recovery, " We're glad to have him back!" says Keegan. :giggle: don't know how i missed this
l444ry Posted 23 February 2008 Posted 23 February 2008 Mr Paul Gascoigne, the former Newcastle United mental patient, has had talks with Magpies' manager Kevin Keegan, and is expected to sign a contract later this afternoon. Keegan has had a fit of sympathy for Gazza, who was arrested after a drinking session in Newcastle this week, then immediately sectioned under the Mental Health Act, because he is mental. Newcastle haven't won since Keegan took the reins, and he feels that Gascoigne will add that elusive spark to the team, and can instill into the players a 'winning mentality' sadly lacking from their recent performances. Newcastle fans were jubilant at the news of their former hero's return. Lifelong Magpies' fan Albert Madbastard, 93, said: "Aw, mental! Gazza's back! Let's have a drink!" Another, Colin Mental, 143, told BBC Radio Newcastle: "Come here, maw little Jacky Now aw've smok'd mi backy Let's hev a bit o' cracky Till the boat comes in." Keegan himself was more guarded about the signing, preferring to wait until forms had been completed before celebrating the news. He said: "Dance ti thy Daddy, sing ti thy Mammy Dance ti thy Daddy, ti thy Mammy sing Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy Thou shall hev our Gazza when the boat comes in Mental!"
escape2victory Posted 23 February 2008 Posted 23 February 2008 Great though that is, Pele had done something similar as a 17 year old for Brazil in the 1958 World Cup finals. so ?
Steven Posted 23 February 2008 Posted 23 February 2008 so ? For all of Gazza's brilliance he is not as original as a Puskas, Pele or Best. Even a Frankie W.
escape2victory Posted 24 February 2008 Posted 24 February 2008 For all of Gazza's brilliance he is not as original as a Puskas, Pele or Best. Even a Frankie W. yes but they didnt do it for England, against Scotland, at Wembley, in a major tournament, on colour television !
dandannieldanok Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Anyone hear how the hotel staff clicked that Gazza was losing his mind...... He may have been running crazily around the hotel lobby in just a pair of swimming trunks whilst eating a raw liver, but the 999 call was only made when, to quote Gazza himself, he shouted: "Leicester City will make the play-offs this season." I found it quite funny anyway
MikeyT Posted 29 February 2008 Posted 29 February 2008 Anyone hear how the hotel staff clicked that Gazza was losing his mind......He may have been running crazily around the hotel lobby in just a pair of swimming trunks whilst eating a raw liver, but the 999 call was only made when, to quote Gazza himself, he shouted: "Leicester City will make the play-offs this season." I found it quite funny anyway Hahahahahaha!
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