Manwell Pablo Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 Ahoy. Ha, abroad, as if that isn't Kent. Are you trying to take me for a fool sir, are you trying to say I don't know my claret from my beaujolais?
The People's Hero Posted 4 March 2008 Author Posted 4 March 2008 Ha, abroad, as if that isn't Kent. Are you trying to take me for a fool sir, are you trying to say I don't know my claret from my beaujolais? Sh it, you're right, I interchanged my picture of me on holiday for a picture of me having in beer in Costa del Maidstone last week. ps as if you've just spelt Beaujolais right!
Manwell Pablo Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 Sh it, you're right, I interchanged my picture of me on holiday for a picture of me having in beer in Costa del Maidstone last week.ps as if you've just spelt Beaujolais right! I'm taking spelling classes (I've not told them no matter how many spelling classes I attend I will never be able to spell) This weeks word is Beaujolais.
Manwell Pablo Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 TPH as a pensioner. I read that as TPH has a pentioner. That would of been weird.
Babylon Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 I read that as TPH has a pentioner.That would of been weird. He does... he's a granny grabber.
The People's Hero Posted 4 March 2008 Author Posted 4 March 2008 If you saw some of the grannies round here, you'd know why.
BigGibbo Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 If you saw some of the grannies round here, you'd know why. Well most grannies these days are in there 30's so that aint as bad as it may sound.
Dr The Singh Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 If you saw some of the grannies round here, you'd know why. Where did you go....butlins at bognor??? Blackpool??? Magaluf??????
The People's Hero Posted 4 March 2008 Author Posted 4 March 2008 Well most grannies these days are in there 30's so that aint as bad as it may sound. Exactly. Where did you go....butlins at bognor??? Blackpool??? Magaluf?????? Despite having been to all 3 of those, I was actually in Egypt.
lildave3 Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 I see you've found a cunning way of stopping the mockage of your shirts.
The People's Hero Posted 4 March 2008 Author Posted 4 March 2008 I see you've found a cunning way of stopping the mockage of your shirts. Yeah, not wearing a shirt and having a ridiculous hair cut as well as a beer belly tends to work wonders on that front.
lildave3 Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 Yeah, not wearing a shirt and having a ridiculous hair cut as well as a beer belly tends to work wonders on that front. Pffft. Call that a beer belly? Call that a ridiculous haircut?
Samilktray Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 Pffft.Call that a beer belly? Call that a ridiculous haircut?
Master Fox Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 This thread takes me back.... I was nearly extradited to Egypt in 1998. I was harassing the local post card/souvenir sellers while making my way back to my rather butlins style cruise ship when the Egyptian border control refused to let me pass as the local people hurled abuse at me and were trying to assault me with various makeshift weapons. The Egyptian authorities were quite happy to let this carry on because they had witnessed my undermining of some the street sellers, by which point I was shitting myself. I was practically screaming and shouting at my bother to get someone from the boat to intervene, which they did in the end when they witnessed this huge crowd disturbance that was taking place in the ports customs border control area. Even the border control blokes were shoving me around, shouting stuff! Bastards! I do regret it, but those mother fcukers never leave you alone trying to force their crappy pieces of shit onto to you to buy, plus the **** who tried to steal my sun glasses of me in Cairo had wound me up! So I gave some shit back which kind of back fired. Haha! Still looking back it was quite funny. MF’s real story for the day.
The People's Hero Posted 4 March 2008 Author Posted 4 March 2008 This thread takes me back....I was nearly extradited to Egypt in 1998. I was harassing the local post card/souvenir sellers while making my way back to my rather butlins style cruise ship when the Egyptian border control refused to let me pass as the local people hurled abuse at me and were trying to assault me with various makeshift weapons. The Egyptian authorities were quite happy to let this carry on because they had witnessed my undermining of some the street sellers, by which point I was shitting myself. I was practically screaming and shouting at my bother to get someone from the boat to intervene, which they did in the end when they witnessed this huge crowd disturbance that was taking place in the ports customs border control area. Even the border control blokes were shoving me around, shouting stuff! Bastards! I do regret it, but those mother fcukers never leave you alone trying to force their crappy pieces of shit onto to you to buy, plus the **** who tried to steal my sun glasses of me in Cairo had wound me up! So I gave some shit back which kind of back fired. Haha! Still looking back it was quite funny. MF’s real story for the day. I almost got in to several fights for getting a bit pissed of with the locals for making comments regarding my girlfriend. Idiots.
BigGibbo Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 I almost got in to several fights for getting a bit pissed of with the locals for making comments regarding my girlfriend.Idiots. Ooh have you any of her sporting a similar outfit!
Master Fox Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 I almost got in to several fights for getting a bit pissed of with the locals for making comments regarding my girlfriend.Idiots. They're fcuking c*nts, the lot of them!!! And another thing is they make really offensive jokes thinking it's funny, but actually makes you want to beat the living sh*t out of them! Anyway, I thought Egypt was bad but was nothing compared to Israel on that trip which is probably the scariest place I’ve ever been to.
Babylon Posted 4 March 2008 Posted 4 March 2008 nothing compared to Israel on that trip which is probably the scariest place I’ve ever been to. What did you expect? Do you also take long weekends in Iraq?
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