Master Fox Posted 6 March 2008 Posted 6 March 2008 If nobody has ever pulled a knife on you with about 50 blokes behind them saying they’re going to kill you, you’re a pussy.
AoWW Posted 6 March 2008 Posted 6 March 2008 If nobody has ever pulled a knife on you with about 50 blokes behind them saying they're going to kill you, you're a pussy. :eek: In which case, I'm happy being a pussy.
Master Fox Posted 6 March 2008 Posted 6 March 2008 Me a-a-a-and the Farmer. Frolics in the hay stacks?
Babylon Posted 6 March 2008 Posted 6 March 2008 Some black lad tried to rob me while I was waiting at my bus stop in town. I saw someone come into the stop out the corner of my eye, I knew they were stood right behind me as I looked to the side a bit and couldn't see them. I turned around and the guy was stood right behind me, he said "give me your wallet or i'll shoot you in the knee". I looked down and he had his hand pulled up into his coat to disguise the "gun". My first thought will that's a tiny gun because his hand wasn't that far up the sleeve... so I said "no' and decided an elbow smash to the face was the best course of action!! Funny thing is i'm 6ft 2" and he was no bigger than about 5ft 2"... so I'll give him an A+ for guts but a D- for brains.
The People's Hero Posted 6 March 2008 Posted 6 March 2008 Some black lad tried to rob me while I was waiting at my bus stop in town. I saw someone come into the stop out the corner of my eye, I knew they were stood right behind me as I looked to the side a bit and couldn't see them. I turned around and the guy was stood right behind me, he said "give me your wallet or i'll shoot you in the knee". I looked down and he had his hand pulled up into his coat to disguise the "gun". My first thought will that's a tiny gun because his hand wasn't that far up the sleeve... so I said "no' and decided an elbow smash to the face was the best course of action!! Funny thing is i'm 6ft 2" and he was no bigger than about 5ft 2"... so I'll give him an A+ for guts but a D- for brains. So when did you stamp on his ankle?
Tabou Posted 6 March 2008 Posted 6 March 2008 I have a face that seems to attract idiots. People want to punch me. Its because im a Homosexual But a hard one. Be warned. Homophobes
MikeyT Posted 6 March 2008 Posted 6 March 2008 I have a face that seems to attract idiots. People want to punch me. Its because im a Homosexual But a hard one. Be warned. Homophobes But how do the people know you are homosexual?
Daggers Posted 6 March 2008 Posted 6 March 2008 Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...
Bluefoxtim Posted 6 March 2008 Posted 6 March 2008 Closest I have ever been to fight is when some prat was chucking coins around the playground, one hit me, so I went up and headbutted him!
purpleronnie Posted 6 March 2008 Author Posted 6 March 2008 I also remember a kid coming to school with an air rifle and shooting it inside a classroom (before lessons) no-one cared, although I made sure I was behind him, now that would probably make the front page of the sun.
Thracian Posted 6 March 2008 Posted 6 March 2008 Yes - getting a few of you lot to embrace attacking football and to realise that endless new signings do not necessarily constitute the right ingredients for a successful side.
General Smuts Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 But how do the people know you are homosexual? How do people not know?
Tabou Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 **In David Brent voice*** Ooooooo your funney arntcha? With your little comments. Wont be laughing when Ive pounded your ass. pretty boy Seriously, I have no idea how people know. Kissing boys in public areas probably gives it away.
BigGibbo Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 **In David Brent voice***Ooooooo your funney arntcha? With your little comments. Wont be laughing when Ive pounded your ass. pretty boy Seriously, I have no idea how people know. Kissing boys in public areas probably gives it away. oh dear I can't be doing with public affection.
The People's Hero Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 oh dear I can't be doing with public affection. What if they're both really fit, strapping lads? Surely, you'd get the slight stirring of a stiffy?
BigGibbo Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 What if they're both really fit, strapping lads?Surely, you'd get the slight stirring of a stiffy? I don't care if its two super fit women it just turns my stomach aint hard to wait til you get home is it!
Raj Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 I don't care if its two super fit women it just turns my stomach aint hard to wait til you get home is it! Who you trying to kid! I see the way you look at me Big Boy!!!!
BigGibbo Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 Who you trying to kid!I see the way you look at me Big Boy!!!! I still wouldn't snog you in public!
Raj Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 I still wouldn't snog you in public! You there tomorrow???
BigGibbo Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 You there tomorrow??? No mate I'm rather a little bit extremely annoyed but I am incapacitated so nowt I can do!
lookwhaticando Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 School fights are so old hat. Quick little scraps that develop into all-out school-ground war are long gone. School yard scraps were superseded by drive-by shootings and stabbings many years ago.
Raj Posted 7 March 2008 Posted 7 March 2008 No mate I'm rather a little bit extremely annoyed but I am incapacitated so nowt I can do! Oh well...im sure you wont miss much!!! Get well soon Buddy!
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