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Uncle Monty

Claim to fame

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I stamped on Dennis Wise's foot with a very pointy stiletto. He yelped and called me a bitch. I laughed - lots. :P

I pissed on my hand and then shook hands with Dennis Wise.

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i left a message on rolf harris's mobile, actually... he had an hilarious message... can't remember it all, he had real party noise in the background, and it ended '...good on ya, mate!'

anyway, since when has meeting someone or beining related to someone ever been 'fame', i have a real claim to fame, which is actually lame as well...

'my band were interviewed for a fifteen minute segment for BBC radio Shropshire... genuine '15 minutes of fame' - they played some of our songs and me slagging of oasis if i remember right...

...and the next time someone starts this thread (again) - i will definately not post in it

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when i was about 8 or 9 i was on the front page of the mercury... it was somthing to do with a double decker bus and i was placed in the drivers seat - i think it was somthing to do with a playscheme...

Oh wait this one is the best.... At Junior school ( i think maybe the year before the merc photo) my best mate at the time grew a really big pumpkin and he was on central news ( or whatever it was at the time..) At the time I thought it was well cool that i was friends with someone who had been on the telly... was ace!!

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I met Harry Redknapp and Jim Smith when Pompey played Newquay in a pre-season friendly a few years ago.

My cousin went out with Linda Block from 'Dream Team' before she was on the show.

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He's in my "Football Dreams" book.

As a butcher.

Peter Risdale's the captain of the Titanic.

Brilliant.

Especially when it's £1 from Poundland.

Apparently some people are stupid enough to pay £9.89 for it.

Lovely stuff.

Really??? :o

:D

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I've had professional involvement with the first football hooligan to be deported from Italia 90 and a lady reported by the Sunday Sport to have the largest breasts in England ( a purely platonic involvement of course)

My nephew rowed for Great Britain at the European Championships

I know the former caddy to Ian Poulter and Paul Casey

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I used to play mixed hockey for a team called baggies

Matt Heath's dad played for them, Matt played a couple of games before City banned him from all sports.

Dean Richard's wife played for the second team (he nearly got hit by a flying spud at a xmas do and we all sh*t ourselves).

and most randomly, the first team captain was called Rob Lee and he shared a house at uni with the lead singer from the Lighthouse family (Tundi something or other).

I have mates called Rob Lee, Neil Young, John Carver and Stuart Hall, none of which are ex footballers, country singers, assistant managers or football commentators.

RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM :S

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I think I'm the only female in the county he's never chatted up. :cry:

Thers still time yet lisa :whistle:

My claim to fame was meeting Muzzy in Tenerife 1998 whilst wearing the new City shirt that Muzzy hadnt even seen ! He stood and chatted with me and few of my mates for about 10 minutes and in turn keeping his mates waiting :giggle: I told him that he had my wig from Hillsborough 1997 and he said he still had it and if i wanted it back i could have it. Should have charged the bastard a fiver for it :whistle:

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I was in an old Daz advert which was recorded at Shelthorpe Primary School Loughborough. My school football team were playing football in the background I wanted to get on telly because they told us to get dirty so I decided to sit in a puddle.haha I got on the stage where Michael Barrymore was recording with his washing machine and I punched him because he was pretending to snog my friends mum. I was very young but he deserved it.lol

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I made an identical thread to this last year. It got me my only FT awards nomination. I now feel worthless and upset.

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I used to play mixed hockey for a team called baggies

Matt Heath's dad played for them, Matt played a couple of games before City banned him from all sports.

Dean Richard's wife played for the second team (he nearly got hit by a flying spud at a xmas do and we all sh*t ourselves).

and most randomly, the first team captain was called Rob Lee and he shared a house at uni with the lead singer from the Lighthouse family (Tundi something or other).

I have mates called Rob Lee, Neil Young, John Carver and Stuart Hall, none of which are ex footballers, country singers, assistant managers or football commentators.

RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM :S

Speaking of Matt Heath, my sister used to go out with him in high school :giggle:

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I swear this has been done before, as i won the last one.

Got a pair of stearmans boots the other day which he wore against Cardiff, their fooked!!

And used to deliver papaers for Taggart during his previous spell with us

Now for the killer:

Also had a good convo with Alan shearers daughter in Harrods once without knowing who she was, then shearer came up and I was like "fook me!!"

Biggest regret ever was not getting her number :cry:

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i was on stage with guns and roses , it was at main road 1991 , my mate thought it would be a good idea to catapult me on stage , i stood there for a few seconds waved at the crowd then got man handled by the stewards and chucked out the back entrance , was very pissed

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Front page of the Mercury after dad took me to Madrid when we played Athletico in the UEFA Cup because i needed a p*ss so obviously dad took me with me being only about 7 at the time missing the goal.

The headline was something along the lines of 'Call of nature ruins boyhood dream' then goes on about how my dad had been waiting 30 odd years to see Leicester play in europe then i go and well fook it up >_<

My dad is also friends with Howard Riley who some of the older generation of Leicester supporters might remember.

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