Uncle Monty Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 I'm sure there are some of you that has a few claims. I think that everyone has at least one or two claims. I'l start the ball rolling - not my best claim admitedly but meh. I used to work as a photographer for a local newsletter, and was covering an event with good old Gareth McAuley opening a home or shop or something. Anyway he had no idea what he was supposed to be doing so i managed to get talking to him, nobody really knew who he was at this event. Quite amusing really i don't know why people need 'Celebs' to open public places very shallow if you ask me. So we were talking on a sofa and this geeze sat next to us (not knowing who GM was) and started to say he was a forest fan and heard that GM was crap. Was fcuking hilarious when GM went to shake his hand and intriduce himself. BTW GM thought Josh Low was shit aswell - so it is universal.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 We should rename this 'Lame Claims To Fame', because that's what most of them will be. You cannot get much lamer than mine: I'm distantly related to Man Utd's youth team goal keeper. I've never met him and have never bothered to even find out what his name is
Tommy G Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 I think theres been a thread about this before... Anyway - lame claim to fame is probably Steve Walsh's son I met recently!
Babylon Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 I have a close relative that plays Rugby Union for England.
The People's Hero Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 My best one is probably that my girlfriend is somehow related to Marcus Tudgay. He's not even 'famous' but that's as good as it gets. I was on Soccer AM once though...
Durnerz Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 I too was on Soccer AM with TPH Did a 2 page special about my life as a city fan in the Villa programme 03/04.
Daggers Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 How's this, my cousin was at Brucey's 80th birthday party. *sits back and relaxes in the warmth of adulation and awe*
Ric Flair Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 My best mates mum's cousin is Jimmy Nail! That wins it for me. Nail is a hero.
Raj Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 How's this, my cousin was at Brucey's 80th birthday party.*sits back and relaxes in the warmth of adulation and awe* Which one is your cousin??? Surely not the young pretty lady!!!???
MikeyT Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 That wins it for me. Nail is a hero. Hahaha, to my knowledge she has never met him though!
MikeyT Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 How's this, my cousin was at Brucey's 80th birthday party.*sits back and relaxes in the warmth of adulation and awe* She's stunning...and with Rolf Harris! Genius picture!
Babylon Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 How's this, my cousin was at Brucey's 80th birthday party.*sits back and relaxes in the warmth of adulation and awe* Daggers your cousin is fecking gorgeous... I'm in love!!!!
The People's Hero Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 She's fit as. Babbers - your claim to fame is that you look like Dennis Wise.
James. Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 Wait for it... My sister's friend's aunt is Sue Townsend who wrote the Adrian Mole books. Get in. Oh, and I was on the Really Wild Roadshow waving goodbye when they turned up at Twycross Zoo one day years ago. So yes that means I have seen Nutkins in the flesh.
FleckneyFox Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 Well...Ive met Vernon Kay at them opening of New looks mens section i was in there with my mum and auntie and they both about had a fit. I met Stefan Oakes at a Fleckney Athletic presentation evening. And i walked past Don Goodman on the stairs @ the walkers a few weeks ago. My mum has met most of the tigers squad Sam Vesty and Martin Johnson's Kids went to nursery she worked at. She has also met Austin Healey. My Dad runs with Muzzy Izzet and My Uncle is best Mates with Martin Corry (they both live in Tur Langton). Yep thats a whole lot of lame claims to fame.
Daggers Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 I, on the other hand, had carnal knowledge of Claire Grogan's best friend's sister. It doesn't come higher than that. Oh no. What do you mean "Who the fudge is Clair Grogan?"
Alexikokopops Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 Wait for it...My sister's friend's aunt is Sue Townsend who wrote the Adrian Mole books. Get in. Oh, and I was on the Really Wild Roadshow waving goodbye when they turned up at Twycross Zoo one day years ago. So yes that means I have seen Nutkins in the flesh. We have a winner. Nutkins is a hero, balls to Jimmy Nail. Anyway, my claims to fame are: 1) My second cousin twice removed (ie my grandma's second cousin) is Sir David Frost 2) Paul Merson my head was of a large size 3) I've posted in all 4000 of these "Claim to fame" threads.
Raj Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 I, on the other hand, had carnal knowledge of Claire Grogan's best friend's sister.It doesn't come higher than that. Oh no. What do you mean "Who the fudge is Clair Grogan?" Never mind Claire Grogan....Is that REALLY your cousin????
Bellend Sebastian Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 She's stunning, that's for sure. Please tell us that she's got an awful personality so we all feel a bit better
Nod.E Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 You know that Charlotte wood who won that high street honeys thing who came on the leicester pitch that time. She's my cousins cousin. So she's like my half cousin.
Master Fox Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 My great uncle (far left) was the man behind the escape from the Colditz POW camp in WW2. He also wrote the book in which the film was based on. Not a lot of people know that.
Tommy G Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 I Vote to get a pic of Daggers cousin on the chebs page! Unlikely he will have a pic of her looking like 'that' or maybe he has...
Daggers Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 I Vote to get a pic of Daggers cousin on the chebs page! I vote we don't.
The People's Hero Posted 10 March 2008 Posted 10 March 2008 Imagine there was a blow job contest and you were the blowjobee. Wow.
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