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Shannon Matthews

By OriginalRobboFOX, in General Chat

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Bellend Sebastian

Bellend Sebastian

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Money.

The mum has now been arrested!!

That would be as bonkers as that bloke that fired a nailgun into his chest (narrowly missing his heart) and pretended he'd been assaulted, to get money from the Criminal Injuries Compensation scheme. There must be easier ways to make a couple of grand.

I'm so disappointed that it's the kid's own family that seems to have done it. I wanted it to be a stranger so I could go round their house and daub the word 'peado' or 'peadofile' in paint across their garage door, as if that would somehow help. If I do it now it will just seem hollow.

I demand a paedophile bogeyman. Failing that, another Royal death

Babylon

Babylon

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That would be as bonkers as that bloke that fired a nailgun into his chest

Lets face it none of them seem the sharpest knifes in the draw... so who knows what crackpot ideas they might come up with. The whole thing seems completely bizarre.

Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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From how long the police are keeping Shannon, I suspect it may end up with her parents coming under suspicion. Her step-dad already been accused of hitting her. This is getting most curious, but good to know she's ok.

Just call me Sherlock :whistle:

That would be as bonkers as that bloke that fired a nailgun into his chest (narrowly missing his heart) and pretended he'd been assaulted, to get money from the Criminal Injuries Compensation scheme. There must be easier ways to make a couple of grand.

I'm so disappointed that it's the kid's own family that seems to have done it. I wanted it to be a stranger so I could go round their house and daub the word 'peado' or 'peadofile' in paint across their garage door, as if that would somehow help. If I do it now it will just seem hollow.

I demand a paedophile bogeyman. Failing that, another Royal death

Prince Phillip's almost there, will that do?

Bellend Sebastian

Bellend Sebastian

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Just call me Sherlock :whistle:

Prince Phillip's almost there, will that do?

If it's natural causes, frankly no. It's difficult to come up with outrageous conspiracy theories when an 86 year old dies of a chest infection

Babylon

Babylon

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It's difficult to come up with outrageous conspiracy theories when an 86 year old dies of a chest infection

I think Al fayed spiked his cough medicine.

Bellend Sebastian

Bellend Sebastian

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I think Al fayed spiked his cough medicine.

I'm sure he's thrilled that he got his day in court that he'd been craving all this time. They basically implied that he'd made it all up. They didn't need an inquest to find that out. I could have told them that years ago

purpleronnie

purpleronnie

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Wouldn't surprise me if it was all a con as when Shannon was found she wasnt trying to escape and apparantly she didnt show any signs that she had been held capture or had been abused in any way etc...

Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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If it's natural causes, frankly no. It's difficult to come up with outrageous conspiracy theories when an 86 year old dies of a chest infection

I know how u feel... I so wanted Charlton Heston to go down in a hail of bullets so I could take the gun from his cold dead hands :(

Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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Oh and by the way - my "sensationalist" theory...

Divvy couple on council estate see rich people's daughter get abducted with the result that lots of people throw money at them.

An "idea" (I use the word loosely) formulates between them.

Thus they decided to fake the abduction of their own child over a period of weeks, during which they hope lots of people will part with their wonga. At the end of which, Shannon will be miraculously "found" (If they're lucky, maybe some rich millionaire will put up a reward for finding her and one of their own relatives can find her!)

What they didn't realise is that no one cares about poor people (I didn't notice anyone rushing for their chequebook or even tying yellow ribbons) and so their plan was fatally doomed from the off. Plus they were stupid.

I'm making 2 points here...

A) There was a distinctly different reaction from the public for this case and that of Madeline McCann. Shame on British public!

B) However, the British public were right... they are a bunch of worthless, job-shy, tax-leeching divs who should never been allowed to have children in the first place.

Poor Shannon, but in some ways, this could be the best thing that ever happens to her, in that it takes her out of their evil, manipulative control.

DB11

DB11

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Yeah, it's really nice to know your daughter has been abducted. You really are quite silly at times.

But according to t'papers it was by a family member who was having an affair with her mum.

You Twat.

Im sure they had their daughter abducted just to get in the papers :unsure:

Probably mate

Oh and by the way - my "sensationalist" theory...

Divvy couple on council estate see rich people's daughter get abducted with the result that lots of people throw money at them.

An "idea" (I use the word loosely) formulates between them.

Thus they decided to fake the abduction of their own child over a period of weeks, during which they hope lots of people will part with their wonga. At the end of which, Shannon will be miraculously "found" (If they're lucky, maybe some rich millionaire will put up a reward for finding her and one of their own relatives

I agree with that

Webbo

Webbo

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I think MI6 put her in the divan on the orders of Prince Philip

If it was a divan then surely it'd be MFI. :giggle:

Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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It would be a good selling point for their beds - 'You can only fit an alleged sex criminal and a nine year old in an MFI Divan'

But surely Divan is one of the biggest counties in England? Plenty of room.

Wycombe Fox

Wycombe Fox

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Some people are just plain stupid.

I mean, when your parents told you as a child to 'get into bed' nobody actually did, did they?

We all knew that what they really meant was to get ONTO it, not INTO the ****er! :doh::thumbup:

hairy

hairy

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I demand a paedophile bogeyman. Failing that, another Royal death

How about an old one being continually dragged up from the past?

Bellend Sebastian

Bellend Sebastian

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How about an old one being continually dragged up from the past?

That would do.

Some people say that the inquest draws a line under the whole matter. I think people should go on about it for AT LEAST another decade

Guest

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That would do.

Some people say that the inquest draws a line under the whole matter. I think people should go on about it for AT LEAST another decade

But only if we can have another moving tribute from Mr Elton John.

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