What grinds my gears...

[StanSP]

I think Houdini Logic has had trouble with kids getting in to his garden before and when mentioning 'egg-stealing' I presume he has chickens/hens who have been laying eggs. Ergo, some kids have stolen their eggs and as we can see, he's not happy about it!

[I am Rod Hull]

Egg stealing lttle f***tards. They'll get what's coming...

I bet thats what the hen says when you poke your nose around the coop door..

[Houdini Logic]

Arrrrggghh!!

Edited 17 November 2011 by Houdini Logic

[The Doctor]

feeling ill.

[Finnegan]

he's getting his ass kicked at Angry Birds.

[jonno24]

Getting myself all wound down to go to bed nice hot shower neck massage from the missus,Nice bit of beethoven then some little shit decides to ride past the house on his moped at 50 mph.

seriously the most annoying noise in the world

[Rincewind]

recording a series on Sky One then it recording another programme. Caught up with Fringe. watched about 4 then An Idiot Abroad was recorded instead. although watching the next one and it seems to follow on. What also annoys me there is no mention of the change before or after.

[I am Rod Hull]

Getting myself all wound down to go to bed nice hot shower neck massage from the missus,Nice bit of beethoven then some little shit decides to ride past the house on his moped at 50 mph.

seriously the most annoying noise in the world

Aint life a bastard...

I wanna hug ya...

[FoxyPV]

My Santander branch, amiable though they are, are the biggest bunch of useless fuckers I've ever seen. They even manage to make the Co-op look useful!!!!

I waited 3 months for my chip and pin card and they sent me the card for my joint account not my personal account. I've been freely spending money thinking it was coming out of my account only to find I've put my mortgage account in the red!!!

They are beyond useless!!!!

[jonno24]

Aint life a bastard...

I wanna hug ya...

Dont worry the missus found a way of relieving the stress Much better than a hug.

Not saying your hugs are sub - standard ofcourse

Oh and to add to the list id like to add my missus attempt at humour

'Ha its like a Penis only smaller'

[Houdini Logic]

Dont worry the missus found a way of relieving the stress Much better than a hug.

Not saying your hugs are sub - standard ofcourse

Oh and to add to the list id like to add my missus attempt at humour

'Ha its like a Penis only smaller'

Could be worse, at least she didn't say 'feel free to jump on top and make yourself feel better love, I know within 40 minutes you'll be done, had a cup of tea and be back on foxestalk posting some updates...'

[Saxondale]

Could be worse, at least she didn't say 'feel free to jump on top and make yourself feel better love, I know within 40 minutes you'll be done, had a cup of tea and be back on foxestalk posting some updates...'

Cracking!

[jonno24]

Could be worse, at least she didn't say 'feel free to jump on top and make yourself feel better love, I know within 40 minutes you'll be done, had a cup of tea and be back on foxestalk posting some updates...'

Its 8 minutes and a Hot Chocolate........ Actually

[Houdini Logic]

Its 8 minutes and a Hot Chocolate........ Actually

Beats my 4 minutes and the taste of my own tears tbf

[jonno24]

Beats my 4 minutes and the taste of my own tears tbf

weve all been there matey some more often than others im glad mines a keeper

[Alexikokopops]

Beats my 4 minutes and the taste of my own tears tbf

4 minutes? No need to brag.

[Matt]

Being hammered but knowing i'm up for work in 3 hours

Edited 18 November 2011 by Matt

[The Doctor]

having a fire alarm at 2 in the morning when I'm in labs from 9-5 tomorrow/today.

[ajthefox]

Being hammered but knowing i'm up for work in 3 hours

Getting smashed the night before a 5am shift? Are you brave or stupid?

[StanSP]

having a fire alarm at 2 in the morning when I'm in labs from 9-5 tomorrow/today.

Try half 5 in the morning. Luckily I hadn't got to sleep last night so wasn't that bad!

[Langston]

Better to be woken up in the early hours in the knowledge you're safe than to suffocate to death while you sleep.

[Unit]

Been up all night doing some work for uni, finished at 5am but now have to wait til 9am for the building to open so I can hand it in. ahhhh! I need kip! (It's in before 12 so if i sleep now I wont get back up in time!)

[Houdini Logic]

Better to be woken up in the early hours in the knowledge you're safe than to suffocate to death while you sleep.

But probably better to be left to sleep peacefully and neither have to get up or soffocate to death if we're splitting hairs

[The Doctor]

Not being able to get to sleep again - doesn't help that I've had two 3ish hour naps (4:30-7,10-1:30) already.

[davieG]

Just been outside to deliver a parcel to next door and found that some utter shit has smashed in my rear passenger window, nothing has been stolen as far as I can see but then apart from a few £1 coins there was nothing much to steal, so just blatant vandalism.

Gonna cost me £60 excess!