What grinds my gears...

[Daggers]

Knowing I should be asleep due to the workload that will commence in a few short hours.

Go to sleep.

[Nick]

Go to sleep.

[lcfcadam]

People who call going to university "going to school". It's not ****ing "school", you left that several years ago. And it doesn't ****ing sound cool so please just call it what it is: it's ****ing university, I'll even accept "uni" at a push as I'm a tolerant guy.

The ***** who live next-door who think it's acceptable to still be listening to loud music at 2am. In fact this applies to anyone who thinks playing music at high volume into the early hours in a residential area is acceptable (i.e. ****ing students). It isn't.

Pub customers who think they are in the know compared to me, and yet completely and utterly aren't but won't accept that fact.

Edited 1 October 2012 by lcfcadam

[MooseBreath]

*fixed*

Actually it was aldi you fat ****ers.

*fixed*

Actually it was aldi you fat ****ers.

[MooseBreath]

Trying to come up with a name for a new business venture, I want to put a pair of golf shoes on, pull my brain out and stamp on it.

Assume it's a rent boy gig? If so how about simply, FMB. The slogan will be, "hey boys, wanna FMB?"

Where FMB is ambiguous but generally accepted as meaning Fuxk My Bum

[sphericalfox]

Assume it's a rent boy gig? If so how about simply, FMB. The slogan will be, "hey boys, wanna FMB?"

Where FMB is ambiguous but generally accepted as meaning Fuxk My Bum

[cambridgefox]

Assume it's a rent boy gig? If so how about simply, FMB. The slogan will be, "hey boys, wanna FMB?"

Where FMB is ambiguous but generally accepted as meaning Fuxk My Bum

"hey boys,wanna FMB?"

Where FMB is ambiguous but generally accepted as meaning Fuxk Moose Breath!

[MooseBreath]

Very fitting for your latest blog post

[sphericalfox]

Very fitting for your latest blog post

Really is that your comeback? You need to work on your material Moosler, or perhaps stick that video into your signature, that way any new comers to FT, know what they've got coming.

[MooseBreath]

"hey boys,wanna FMB?"

Where FMB is ambiguous but generally accepted as meaning Fuxk Moose Breath!

I see what you did there, well done

[MooseBreath]

Really is that your comeback? You need to work on your material Moosler, or perhaps stick that video into your signature, that way any new comers to FT, know what they've got coming.

Eat your ****ing greens boy.

[21st Century Fox]

Assume it's a rent boy gig? If so how about simply, FMB. The slogan will be, "hey boys, wanna FMB?"

Where FMB is ambiguous but generally accepted as meaning Fuxk My Bum

No that's not going to work. Three initials just conjures up shoddy, low-end service, it's too much like JML. No, this is none of your bus station toilet liaisons, this is high class hotel trysts with visiting dignitaries.

How's that job going you hate so much? I could bring you into my stable, no problem.

[Parafox]

The pretentious twats on Come Dine With Me

[Jaspa]

Parks that dont have any bins, and then put up signs telling people to take rubbish home with them

The same place did have Dog Sh1t bins but they were overflowing

[Jon the Hat]

The pretentious twats on Come Dine With Me

Of all the ****wits on television you choose this particular group to be angry about?

[jonthefox]

People who don't pick their dog turds up.

[The Doctor]

My students union - swear they know sweet fa about serving beer. Brought a pint of Bombadier, essentially vinegar. Meanwhile the Guinness is ice cold and the other beer on offer (discounting mass produced swill like Carlsberg & Carling or pseudo-beers like Budweiser) is Greene king IPA - which has never been anything but shit when fresh, let alone on the pumps for a week & a half.

[cambridgefox]

My students union - swear they know sweet fa about serving beer. BROUGHT a pint of Bombadier, essentially vinegar. Meanwhile the Guinness is ice cold and the other beer on offer (discounting mass produced swill like Carlsberg & Carling or pseudo-beers like Budweiser) is Greene king IPA - which has never been anything but shit when fresh, let alone on the pumps for a week & a half.

Bombadier is a nice drop and its amazing how many pubs cannot keep beer,and where did you bring your Bombadier from? Edited 2 October 2012 by cambridgefox

[The Doctor]

Bombadier is a nice drop and its amazing how many pubs cannot keep beer,and where did you bring your Bombadier from?

Aye, Bombadier can be quite nice, but this is vile.

Bought, guess I brought that upon myself with grammar Nazi'ing Mooslersevic earlier...

[cambridgefox]

Aye, Bombadier can be quite nice, but this is vile.

Bought, guess I brought that upon myself with grammar Nazi'ing Mooslersevic earlier...

i no this is a bug bear of your's and I'm the worlds worserist,sew thaught I wood pick up on it.

[Parafox]

The pretentious twats on Come Dine With Me

Of all the ****wits on television you choose this particular group to be angry about?

I just happened to be in the room when it was on TV.

[MooseBreath]

Aye, Bombadier can be quite nice, but this is vile.

Bought, guess I brought that upon myself with grammar Nazi'ing Mooslersevic earlier...

You grammar nazi'd a post which was intentionally free of grammar. The gold star evades you, this time.

[The Doctor]

You grammar nazi'd a post which was intentionally free of grammar. The gold star evades you, this time.

You talk as if I care for gold stars...

[Daggers]

You talk as if I care for gold stars...

Gold stars are immensely important to him, he was Employee of the Month the last time he got one.

[21st Century Fox]

Adverts now cross promoting the new Bond film. Isn't all the product placement in the film enough? Can't we just anticipate a film anymore without having it shoved down our throats.