Phube Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 My heart got broken when I was 21. On my 21st birthday. It's the nearest thing I can think of to the probable pain of a testicular torsion. Daggers it's easy to get that sort of pain: Just get anyone to gently slap you in the balls. Wait until the pain is about to subside, then, get said assistant to hit you there again only harder this time. Then carry on in this vain, making the hits harder and harder for about 2-3 hours. Then all you'll be missing is the shocking stomach pain as it spreads up your waist!
Webbo Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Also a burst blood vessel in my penis And I thought it only sent you blind.
Daggers Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Daggers it's easy to get that sort of pain:Just get anyone to gently slap you in the balls. Wait until the pain is about to subside, then, get said assistant to hit you there again only harder this time. Then carry on in this vain, making the hits harder and harder for about 2-3 hours. Then all you'll be missing is the shocking stomach pain as it spreads up your waist! To simulate the pain I felt on my 21st - get someone to cut your bollocks off and have them mail you a photo of your ex kissing them every day for the next six months.
MikeyT Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Sun burn blisters covering my arms and all of my back.Also a burst blood vessel in my penis Ouch ouch ouch!!!!! Hope you are ok mate! Eeeek!
Phube Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 To simulate the pain I felt on my 21st - get someone to cut your bollocks off and have them mail you a photo of your ex kissing them every day for the next six months. but... I hope you're over it now... and not bitter and twisted by the experience. Wait a mo', is this why you don't like the Wii... all the fun was sucked out of you!
MikeyT Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 To simulate the pain I felt on my 21st - get someone to cut your bollocks off and have them mail you a photo of your ex kissing them every day for the next six months. That sounds exceptionally unpleasant!!!!
Zingari Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 i once had my penis stuck in a bacon slicer and when the bacon slicer's husband caught me he kicked the sh*t outta me
Daggers Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 I hope you're over it now... and not bitter and twisted by the experience. No. No, not at all. Just slightly more bitter than a CAMRA pub.
Tubes Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 I got stabbed in the leg once. That didn't hurt a bit. I got stung my a jelly fish on my thingy when I was 13. That really hurt.
jonno24 Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 I once bruised my coxix ( the arse bone ) and to be honest it made me understand what it would be like to lose your bum virginity. The pain was unbelievable i was off work for 8 weeks and both cheeks were literally black and blue.
Corky Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 I had my thumb dislocated by some hostile West Indian bowling about four years ago. I didn't retire hurt though
Daggers Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 *Warning: Graphic Post* Fourteen is the age when the gentle throb of engines or the merest of passing thoughts creates a state of priapic tension in your trousers of immensely painful proportions. Fourteen is an age when frequent night's sleep culminates in an involuntary emission. It is an age where the penis truly develops a life of its own. Remember that now. My parents made me have a circumcision when I was fourteen. The bloodied and violated penis had six big fat stitches in it and was wound with gauze until it was the size of a small fist. The blood soaked into it and then clotted. The bandages had to be changed every other day - pulling at the scabs and the stitches. And then there were the erections - hard-ons of searing pain that drew blood each time. Do not give your children circumcisions.
Master Fox Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 *Warning: Graphic Post*Fourteen is the age when the gentle throb of engines or the merest of passing thoughts creates a state of priapic tension in your trousers of immensely painful proportions. Fourteen is an age when frequent night's sleep culminates in an involuntary emission. It is an age where the penis truly develops a life of its own. Remember that now. My parents made me have a circumcision when I was fourteen. The bloodied and violated penis had six big fat stitches in it and was wound with gauze until it was the size of a small fist. The blood soaked into it and then clotted. The bandages had to be changed every other day - pulling at the scabs and the stitches. And then there were the erections - hard-ons of searing pain that drew blood each time. Do not give your children circumcisions. I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m aroused
jonno24 Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m aroused yeah but only by your sig
Lamby Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Getting my cock caught in between the toilet and the toilet seat..f****g hurt like hell. Trapping my fingers in a lift on work experience Almost snapping my hamstring playing footy Seeing what its like being electricuted.
Master Fox Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 yeah but only by your sig It’s a deterrent. If I could have a mutilated penis as my sig, well my gosh I would.
Guest Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Getting my cock caught in between the toilet and the toilet seat..f****g hurt like hell. I really don't want to ask, but how?
the_bowman Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Getting my cock caught in between the toilet and the toilet seat..f****g hurt like hell.Trapping my fingers in a lift on work experience Almost snapping my hamstring playing footy Seeing what its like being electricuted. I'm afraid you deserved that one
Lamby Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 I really don't want to ask, but how? Pissing standing up, the the toilet seat fell down and yeah..you know the rest I'm afraid you deserved that one , Especially by sticking metal sticks into my TV
lildave3 Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Pissing standing up, the the toilet seat fell down and yeah..you know the rest Are you 3 foot 6?
Thracian Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Watching Horsfield, Low and Sylla in City shirts! Jon Barber commentaries weren't much better.
the_bowman Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Pissing standing up, the the toilet seat fell down and yeah..you know the rest Jeans with killer zips - that hurts like hell too
Lamby Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Are you 3 foot 6? 5'5 Jeans with killer zips - that hurts like hell too I agree
Asha Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Trapping my fingers in a lift on work experience On my work experience, I trapped my finger in a door. An electronic one, that required a key card to open. A key card that I didn't have.
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