lavrentis Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Am I the only 1 thinking, what on earth would possess you to have a piercing in your penis!!!!
Samilktray Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 I have a friend who staples himself in just about every place. And even thats tame by his standards
Simi Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 I have a friend who staples himself in just about every place.And even thats tame by his standards I think this calls for me to upload a photo...
Samilktray Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 I think this calls for me to upload a photo... He doesnt warm to publicity very well...
Simi Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 He doesnt warm to publicity very well... Good job because I can't find the photo.
ASH17LCFC Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Watching Leicester play for the last 5 years, but mine was playing football, did a few step overs and ran pass some idiot and he stuck his knee out and went straight into mine and i went down quicker then ....
Samilktray Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Breaking my matertarsal in a 5-a-side match, and then valiantly playing on. Still lost though.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Breaking my matertarsal in a 5-a-side match, and then valiantly playing on.Still lost though. That's pretty painful. I spraned my ankle once and couldn't continue. A break and I'd be screaming.
Samilktray Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 That's pretty painful. I spraned my ankle once and couldn't continue. A break and I'd be screaming. I'm hard as fook me.
Simi Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Breaking my matertarsal in a 5-a-side match, and then valiantly playing on.Still lost though. I played in goal with a broken finger. I win.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 All these breaks / fractures make me feel a right poofter.
Simi Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 All these breaks / fractures make me feel a right poofter. Man up then and jump off something?
lildave3 Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 I played in goal with a broken finger.I win. I think Rowlatts Fox would disagree.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Man up then and jump off something? Will do.
Phube Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Football to the bollocks, testicular strangulation and a night in hospital after a painful op. That bad I went straight from the GP, into hospital, and into theatre in about 2 hours. Welcome to the torsion club!
Lamby Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Having my gf trim my man bush today with scissors, and missing the hairs.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Having my gf trim my man bush today with scissors, and missing the hairs. Why not just buy a razor?
Tomassi Posted 31 July 2008 Author Posted 31 July 2008 AIYAH B ***** D that killed!! i could only go through with having my back done, it was too painful to carry on!
Simi Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Having my gf trim my man bush today with scissors, and missing the hairs. Stupid cockney.
Lamby Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Why not just buy a razor? I have but its a shit one from Boots that dont even cut properly
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 I have but its a shit one from Boots that dont even cut properly You can buy a Phillips one off of Amazon that's built especially for all-over "grooming." Only costs around £20. EDIT-Well done Tomassi. You are more man than me.
thybluefox Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 I was gang raped in prison Yeah, sorry about that.
Mickey O'Neil Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 It looks wrong. Rather him than me. Am I the only 1 thinking, what on earth would possess you to have a piercing in your penis!!!! it looks wrong without one
shen Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 On holiday in East Germany, I slammed full on into a tree as a 6-year old while going down a hill on a sledge. My sister pushed me downwards and I didn't know how to steer it... I panicked and ran straight through the barbed wire fence at the bottom of the hill. I had to wait 2 hours in the middle of the woods as my grandfather was away with the car, and there was no phone nearby. They found out I had a huge wound on the back of my leg (which I couldn't feel cause I was in shock) at the hospital, and so they stitched me up with NO anaesthetics whatsoever. I cried. A lot
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