Guest Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 AIYAH B ***** D that killed!! i could only go through with having my back done, it was too painful to carry on! You wuss!!
Hullfox Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 Yeah, sorry about that. I was only visiting you aswell.
Daggers Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I was gang raped in prison It's because you have such a purdy mouth.
ozleicester Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 Now, I appreciate many of those things described here (particularly involving testicles) sound very painful...but seriously, have none of you ever experienced the indescribable pain that is the.... ICE CREAM HEADACHE
thybluefox Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I was only visiting you aswell. What can I say, it'd been a long time ICE CREAM HEADACHE And we have a winner!
MC Prussian Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 The most painful experiences I ever had stem from my childhood days, with lost baby teeth, falling off trees and being bitten by some nasty, crazy dog. Never had any accidents or grave incidents ever since, which I'm grateful for.
The People's Hero Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I stubbed my toe last night and it fu cking hurt. That's put you lot to shame.
Jay Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I shattered by elbow as a child yes shattered not just broken had to be held in place by a load of wires it's still f**ked to this day
The People's Hero Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I shattered by elbow as a child yes shattered not just broken had to be held in place by a load of wires it's still f**ked to this day What were you doing? Sounds painful but also cool. I bet you've got some cool stories.
Tabou Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 What were you doing?Sounds painful but also cool. I bet you've got some cool stories. I refer you to the long distance relationships thread. You cannot tell stories on FT otherwise Strawberry flavour maximuscle (tommyG) accuses you of inventing the stories to get attention.
The People's Hero Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I invent stories because my life is dull and uninteresting!
Monk Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 The first time I stood up after my kidney transplant, no morphine at the time, a brand new 8 inch surgical wound in my body. That fcking hurt more than anything else. Ever.
Tabou Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I invent stories because my life is dull and uninteresting! I find it hard to belive that being an insurance underwriter in Middlesex (?) is dull and uninteresting. Quite the contrary. But strawberry flavour maximuscle doesn't like people having had any form of life.
Monk Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I invent stories because my life is dull and uninteresting! Wow, that is painful.
Babylon Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 Herniated disc in my back... that was the first and last time pain made me cry.
lavrentis Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 it looks wrong without one Its just an infection waiting to happen
Stevosevic Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 When i broke my leg Or was it when i broke my ankle
whitlock Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 Dived into a goal post while playing a footy game, dislocated my shoulder and buggered ligaments up, kinda hurt a tad !!
Head Honcho Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 A 9mm shell splitting my eyebrow in two hurt like fook, but not as painful as the sunstroke I got on a beach in Gibraltar in 1982.
Jay Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 What were you doing?Sounds painful but also cool. I bet you've got some cool stories. I was only 6 and was rushing down the stairs to watch a tv prog which I believe to be Jamie and his magic torch or maybe rainbow.. slipped... fell landed and well can't remember much more except for some Dr moving it up and down going yes I think it might be broken!!! No shit.... I had to wait in agony for 2 weeks for the swelling to go down before they could operate which you can imagine at 6 was just unbearable the fact every time you attempted to move it was agony.
Tilley Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 Broken collar bone hurt like hell. Also about two months ago, I got a paintball shot from about 20 feet away straight in the crown jewels, now that hurt.
Alexikokopops Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I've never broken a bone. My knee likes to pop out of place and then straight back in again every so often, that's always fun.
Head Honcho Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 I was only 6 and was rushing down the stairs to watch a tv prog which I believe to be Jamie and his magic torch or maybe rainbow.. slipped... fell landed and well can't remember much more except for some Dr moving it up and down going yes I think it might be broken!!!No shit.... I had to wait in agony for 2 weeks for the swelling to go down before they could operate which you can imagine at 6 was just unbearable the fact every time you attempted to move it was agony. Watching city last season must have been a breeze for you then!
Durnerz Posted 1 August 2008 Posted 1 August 2008 Last night in 5-a-side I got my head rammed into the wall along with my shoulder,ribcage and wrist taking the full force of the impact, got straight back up and carried on but aching like mad today and I have a cut on my head.
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