Tabou Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Not a laughing matter. Everybody knows the best cure for a jellyfish sting is urine. Have you ever tried pissing on your own penis? No. Imagine the looks you get as a 13 year old when you ask your friend to piss on it. Short term swelling was nice though...
andyh1884 Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 I got a concussed eyeball playing footy. The headaches were excrutiating and none of the tablets they gave me made a jot of difference.
Katy Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Along them lines, I used to go out with this horrible bitch, we were together for fooking ages and she was a violent little shite. Anyway, I think i even made a thread about this one incident called "My girlfriend: the new dennis wise?" I was happily sleeping and she'd sat up thinking of an arguement from earlier that day, punched me three times in the nose, that's a scary way to wake up! Another time I got a big smack in the balls whilst asleep, I actually cried it hurt that much, bitch! Bloody hell, she needs to see someone
General Smuts Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Coming off a skateboard at high speed hurts like fooking hell when you slam into a curb. Yep i've had plenty of them. Skating at Leicester Uni i cam of a frontside boardslide badly and landed balls first on a railing. The same day i tried again and landed this time on my cocyx. Untold pain. I didn't try it again. Lost cound of the times ive landed and the boards kicked up and hit my shins. Or when i bailed out of a 20ft drop and broke my ankle, or the 10 set where i did the same but tried to walk it off.
Mickey O'Neil Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 I pulled a wheelie on my bike near Covatis (sp) and bashed my knob. When I got home I had a look and saw that my P.A ring had torn my urethra. It was a 8mm x22mm ring and quite heavy, so I decided to take it out.I couldn't see which way the ball was threaded on the ring, & to cut a long story short, (my hands were sweating) I slipped and pulled the ring out of my knob. So that hurt. Quite a bit. Also, because the ring was quite large & had been in for so many years, the hole was all nicely healed around the ring, and when I ripped the ring out,there was nothing left underneath to get pierced again, so I had to have a reverse P.A done. That really really hurt. Self inflicted, I know, so please don't lecture me. I knew what I was doing
The Reverend Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 I pulled a wheelie on my bike near Covatis (sp) and bashed my knob. When I got home I had a look and saw that my P.A ring had torn my urethra. It was a 8mm x22mm ring and quite heavy, so I decided to take it out.I couldn't see which way the ball was threaded on the ring, & to cut a long story short, (my hands were sweating) I slipped and pulled the ring out of my knob. So that hurt. Quite a bit. Also, because the ring was quite large & had been in for so many years, the hole was all nicely healed around the ring, and when I ripped the ring out,there was nothing left underneath to get pierced again, so I had to have a reverse P.A done. That really really hurt. Self inflicted, I know, so please don't lecture me. I knew what I was doing Well, i think you win mate
Simi Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Breaking my leg, without doubt the most pain I've ever been in. Broke my finger during the warm up as well, didn't really help. I'm never covering in goal for a mate again.
Raj Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 I pulled a wheelie on my bike near Covatis (sp) and bashed my knob. When I got home I had a look and saw that my P.A ring had torn my urethra. It was a 8mm x22mm ring and quite heavy, so I decided to take it out.I couldn't see which way the ball was threaded on the ring, & to cut a long story short, (my hands were sweating) I slipped and pulled the ring out of my knob. So that hurt. Quite a bit. Also, because the ring was quite large & had been in for so many years, the hole was all nicely healed around the ring, and when I ripped the ring out,there was nothing left underneath to get pierced again, so I had to have a reverse P.A done. That really really hurt. Self inflicted, I know, so please don't lecture me. I knew what I was doing Whats a fcuking PA ring??
Alexikokopops Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Whats a fcuking PA ring?? A Prince Albert piercing. Look it up on Wikipedia!
Raj Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 A Prince Albert piercing. Look it up on Wikipedia! Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (Francis Augustus Charles Albert Emanuel,[1] later HRH The Prince Consort; 26 August 1819 – 14 December 1861) was the husband and consort of Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. He was the only husband of a British Queen to have formally held the title of Prince Consort. Upon Queen Victoria's death in 1901, the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, named after the territory of the branch of the Saxon ducal family to which Albert belonged, succeeded the House of Hanover on the British throne.[2] JOKING--- Oya bastard!!! why'd anyone want one of them fcukers on the end of their bellend??? actually dont tell me,id rather not know!!!
General Smuts Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Whats your tattoo of? I can't believe you have a tattoo!
Raj Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Whats your tattoo of? I can't believe you have a tattoo! Its the current LCFC logo on my upper right arm!!!! I had it when i was about 20ish!!!!
Asha Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 JOKING---Oya bastard!!! why'd anyone want one of them fcukers on the end of their bellend??? actually dont tell me,id rather not know!!! It looks wrong. Rather him than me.
lildave3 Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Its the current LCFC logo on my upper right arm!!!!I had it when i was about 20ish!!!! You could see into the future? Impressive.
Raj Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 You could see into the future? Impressive. I aint THAT fcuking old!!
Jimmy2Drags Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Yep i've had plenty of them.Skating at Leicester Uni i cam of a frontside boardslide badly and landed balls first on a railing. The same day i tried again and landed this time on my cocyx. Untold pain. I didn't try it again. Lost cound of the times ive landed and the boards kicked up and hit my shins. Or when i bailed out of a 20ft drop and broke my ankle, or the 10 set where i did the same but tried to walk it off. hardflip down the poxy steps & the quay...landed on the tail, board popped up & hit me in the mouth.....5 smashed teeth....£1000 to the dentist. Also got hit by a bus when i was a kid...hurt like hell.
thybluefox Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Football to the bollocks, testicular strangulation and a night in hospital after a painful op. That bad I went straight from the GP, into hospital, and into theatre in about 2 hours. Oh, and circumcised FTW, the ladies love it.
Jimmy2Drags Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Football to the bollocks, testicular strangulation and a night in hospital after a painful op. That bad I went straight from the GP, into hospital, and into theatre in about 2 hours.Oh, and circumcised FTW, the ladies love it. Oh my god...i did somthing similar. Woke up feeling like I'd been punched in the balls, struggled wit hit all day untill the pain was unbearable so went doctors. he gave my balls a little.....touch....& gave my belly a push, then called an ambulance. He explained I'd twisted my testicle....WTF....didn't even know you could do that. Anyway, straight down the hospital, slice open your scrotum, stitch yer bollock to the inside of yer ballbag.....done. Had to wear some crazy man pouch, filled with the biggest maxi fanny pad ever.......
MikeyT Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (Francis Augustus Charles Albert Emanuel,[1] later HRH The Prince Consort; 26 August 1819 – 14 December 1861) was the husband and consort of Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. He was the only husband of a British Queen to have formally held the title of Prince Consort. Upon Queen Victoria's death in 1901, the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, named after the territory of the branch of the Saxon ducal family to which Albert belonged, succeeded the House of Hanover on the British throne.[2] JOKING--- Oya bastard!!! why'd anyone want one of them fcukers on the end of their bellend??? actually dont tell me,id rather not know!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
thybluefox Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Oh my god...i did somthing similar. Woke up feeling like I'd been punched in the balls, struggled wit hit all day untill the pain was unbearable so went doctors. he gave my balls a little.....touch....& gave my belly a push, then called an ambulance.He explained I'd twisted my testicle....WTF....didn't even know you could do that. Anyway, straight down the hospital, slice open your scrotum, stitch yer bollock to the inside of yer ballbag.....done. Had to wear some crazy man pouch, filled with the biggest maxi fanny pad ever....... ! fooking knows it mate, I tried to cycle, that was a bad bloody move!
Durnerz Posted 31 July 2008 Posted 31 July 2008 Cramp in the calf and hamstring is a real bastard when it gets stuck. I once stapled my thumb through the nail and out through the skin and got it out manually myself, pretty damn painful, got a stick through my knee when I was 7 too.
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