Jade Goody

[Corky]

I hope you're not trying to take my crown. You don't want to get me angry.

[The People's Hero]

I tried to Kung Fu kick Karl in the face.

Lets just say there was a lack of friction surronding my standing leg.

Friction, Schmiction.

You just can't kick.

[Trav Le Bleu]

Her and many thousands of others.

Exactly. Why is she worthy of mention or why should we wish her well any more than Joe Bloggs down the road?

Personally, given her ability to grab the wrong end of the stick and wave it around wildly, I'd like a 2nd opinion.

[MC Prussian]

It will be a fascinating read.

Obituary or tabloid front page?

[Corky]

Exactly. Why is she worthy of mention or why should we wish her well any more than Joe Bloggs down the road?

Personally, given her ability to grab the wrong end of the stick and wave it around wildly, I'd like a 2nd opinion.

Because she's famous and loved by the country?

[Trav Le Bleu]

Because she's famous and loved by the country?

Which country? India?

[Daggers]

I hope you're not trying to take my crown. You don't want to get me angry.

Armff youmff talkimff tomff memff.

Mymff mouthmff isntmff fullmff - Imff talkinmff arentmff Imff?!

[Corky]

Which country? India?

I have no idea. I'm still actually wondering what she is famous for.

[stez]

Of course she has.

She must have, her publicity team said so.

And of course this has nothing to do with her becoming a media-leper after her racist bullshit.

Colour me distinctly sceptic.

pretty much what crossed my mind earlier on. how delightful for her to go to india hated, and come back with nothing but sympathy.

[Bellend Sebastian]

My favourite Goody moment is when they interviewed her and Gordon Ramsey before they ran in the London Marathon, and she said that she'd trained for it by eating curries and going running twice. The interviewer was laughing, but Ramsey basically said to her, you're an idiot, this is going to end in tears, and sure enough she was carted away in an ambulance about 20 miles in, the daft cow.

I'm amazed she got that far

[filbertway]

Shame you didn't come up for Dons.

He came out with me and Singh et all afterwards.

Good times.

Until someone spil WKD on his skirt.

Bad times.

I hope that wasn't me.

[Tabou]

I hope that wasn't me.

It might have been me during my "It;s fun to throw drink when I'm pissed" moment.

[Daggers]

...and then one discovers that this has all come from the office and the orifice of la Max Clifford.

This means she has a mole needing removal.

[filbertway]

It might have been me during my "It;s fun to throw drink when I'm pissed" moment.

Ooo good haha.

I shouldn't laugh but on talk sport the new reader just said...

"and finally... Jade goody has cancer"

[Tabou]

The Chemo might help with weight loss.

Every Cloud.

I'm just saying....

Sorry.

[The People's Hero]

"and finally... Jade goody has cancer"

[LeeCovFox]

The Chemo might help with weight loss.

Every Cloud.

I'm just saying....

Sorry.

She can be as skinny as she likes, cancer won't help her in the facial department.

Isn't it amazing that this is announced during yet another stint on Big Brother? If I was awaiting test results, results which may be about to inform me that I have cancer, I wouldn't jet over to India to get my face on the box. I would be at home with my family.

Actually, having seen her mum, probably not.

[Daggers]

The Chemo might help with weight loss.

Every Cloud.

I'm just saying....

Sorry.

Hasn't worked that way for anyone I've known go through it. The drugs kind of lead to an increase all over - and the sprouting of hair where hair shouldn't be is even less attractive.

Quite a hideous way to go.

I'll not do it, it'll be hard drugs to excess if I ever get diagnosed.

[The People's Hero]

Hasn't worked that way for anyone I've known go through it. The drugs kind of lead to an increase all over - and the sprouting of hair where hair shouldn't be is even less attractive.

Quite a hideous way to go.

I'll not do it, it'll be hard drugs to excess if I ever get diagnosed.

I've known it to go both ways.

Man - this is a depressing topic.

Hey, what about chocolate eh? Isn't that cool!?

[Tabou]

I've known it to go both ways.

Man - this is a depressing topic.

Hey, what about chocolate eh? Isn't that cool!?

Not if you've got cancer

[The People's Hero]

Not if you've got cancer

Anyone heard that song by My Chemical Romance called Cancer?

It made me want to be sick in to my own spleen (which I'd have ripped out) and then send it in the post to My Chemical Romance.

[Dr The Singh]

Women like Jady Goody scare me, If often drink copius amounts of alcohol and I dread the beer goggles effect having me leech onto a Jade Goody!!!!

It hasn't happened as yet, but I feel the time is comming, someone please help me!!!

[Darkzzz_]

Having lost my father to this horrible disease when I was 16 (7 years ago) I know how cruel and painful this can be, as do many other's.

I can't stand her as a person.

But....

Of course I do wish her all the luck and hope she pulls through I know full well she will make some cash out of this somewhere down the line.

[Katy]

To be fair she's a bit of a twat but nobody deserves to get cancer.

She's lucky they've caught it early, it's crapped me up a bit as I have a phobia of smear tests and have never had a proper one in my life so for someone who is a lot younger than me to get it worries me greatly

Surely no one as in the public eye as she is could lie about having cancer?

[Daggers]

Surely no one as in the public eye as she is could lie about having cancer?

The chance that she will be cured? Huge.

She is a very stupid person - stupid people do stupid things. If it comes out that she is telling fibs about this she'll be less popular than Gary Glitter.