"Keep the woman in the kitchen"

[lookwhaticando]

Men with sexist views 'earn more'

Men who grow up thinking women should stay at home may be labelled "old-fashioned" - but could end up well ahead in the salary stakes.

A US study, published in the Journal of Applied Psychology, suggests that they will consistently out-earn more "modern-thinking" men.

On average, this meant an extra $8,500 (£4,722) a year.

One UK psychologist said men inclined to wield power in their relationships might also do this at work.

[Dr The Singh]

Men with sexist views 'earn more'

Men who grow up thinking women should stay at home may be labelled "old-fashioned" - but could end up well ahead in the salary stakes.

A US study, published in the Journal of Applied Psychology, suggests that they will consistently out-earn more "modern-thinking" men.

On average, this meant an extra $8,500 (£4,722) a year.

One UK psychologist said men inclined to wield power in their relationships might also do this at work.

Mrs Singh would disagree!!!

[Master Fox]

What a load of f ucking horse shit

[Koke]

My missus wish I was sexist, so she can stay at home and do sod all.

[James.]

What a load of f ucking horse shit

That is precisely what I was thinking. Apart from the horse bit. I didn't narrow it down to a particular animal.

[Tabou]

That is precisely what I was thinking. Apart from the horse bit. I didn't narrow it down to a particular animal.

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Keep the woman in the kitchen. Hmm.

I keep mine in the garage. In a rolled up bit of old carpet.

[Webbo]

Men with sexist views 'earn more'

Men who grow up thinking women should stay at home may be labelled "old-fashioned" - but could end up well ahead in the salary stakes.

A US study, published in the Journal of Applied Psychology, suggests that they will consistently out-earn more "modern-thinking" men.

On average, this meant an extra $8,500 (£4,722) a year.

One UK psychologist said men inclined to wield power in their relationships might also do this at work.

I totally agree, and I have my wife's permission to say that.

[Corky]

It's where they should be.

[AoWW]

I can't be arsed to rise to the bait.

[Uncle Monty]

Women arg go back in bloody kitchen bloody sexist women - my best chubby brown impression

[Corky]

I can't be arsed to rise to the bait.

Because you know we are right

[Guest]

Because you know we are right

It's alright AOWW, the Cavalry has arrived!!

Now, who's first?

[Corky]

It's alright AOWW, the Cavalry has arrived!!

Now, who's first?

Now, now, come on, no need for violence

[fox123]

It's alright AOWW, the Cavalry has arrived!!

Now, who's first?

What you doing here, you should be in the kitchen

[Guest]

Now, now, come on, no need for violence

You're right, there.

What you doing here, you should be in the kitchen

Did someone say something?

[Corky]

You're right, there.

You should still be allowed to attend football, but for the rest of the time stay in the kitchen. Fair?

[Fox You Forest]

Milk no sugar.

[lcfc_jme]

Milk no sugar.

It's an ice cold beer or nothing at all. Get back in the kitchen, woman. <_<

[fox123]

You're right, there.

Did someone say something?

You still here

[dandannieldanok]

One UK psychologist said men inclined to wield power in their relationships might also do this at work.

So basically men who are ignorant pigs at home are just the same in their jobs, what a fantastic discovery.

[Corky]

So basically men who are ignorant pigs at home are just the same in their jobs, what a fantastic discovery.

It does seem a waste of time and money

[Flynny]

So basically men who are ignorant pigs at home are just the same in their jobs, what a fantastic discovery.

Thats what I was thinking. That arseholes do well in business isn't suprising at all.

[davieG]

Is it time to reprise this:

The following is from an actual 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for High School girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life: 1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

3. Clear away clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too.

4. Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day.

7. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lay down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his need to be home and relax.

10. The Goal: try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax.

Or is the 90's Version more relevant:

Updated Version for the 90's woman: 1. Have dinner ready. Make reservations ahead of time. If your day becomes too hectic just leave him a voice mail message regarding where you'd like to eat and at what time. This lets him know that your day has been crappy and give him an opportunity to change your mood.

2. Prepare yourself. A quick stop at the "Clinique" counter on your way home will do wonders for your outlook and will keep you from becoming irritated every time he opens his mouth. (Don't forget to use his credit card!)

3. Clear away the clutter. Call the housekeeper and tell her that any miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed in the Goodwill box in the garage.

4. Prepare the children. Send the children to their rooms to watch television or play Nintendo. After all, both of them are from his previous marriage.

5. Minimize the noise: If you happen to be home when he arrives, be in the bathroom with the door locked.

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Let him speak first, and then your complaints will get more attention and remain fresh in his mind throughout dinner. Don't complain if he's late for dinner, simply remind him that the leftovers are in the fridge and you left the dishes for him to do.

7. Make him comfortable: Tell him where he can find a blanket if he's cold. This will really show you care.

8. Listen to him: But don't ever let him get the last word.

9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or other places of entertainment; go with a friend or go shopping(use his credit card). Familiarize him with the phrase "Girls' Night Out!"

10. The Goal: Try to keep things amicable without reminding him that he only thinks the world revolves around him. Obviously he's wrong, it revolves around you.

[l444ry]

Right wing daily newspaper: Women should be kept in cages.

In a recent radio interview, the Chief Editor of a Daily right wing newspaper stunned the DJ by claiming that women should be kept in cages. Unfortunately due to legal reasons the paper and the editor cannot be named.

When asked about his views on modern day roles within the home the Editor said "To be honest I believe that women should be kept in cages, not to be mean but to protect them. We all know that women have smaller brains and cannot fully cope with modern society. I wouldn't keep them in cages all day - they could come out for a few hours to do the cleaning, washing and cooking certainly"

Despite public outrage at his comments from normal people, groups such as the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) and the Conservatives fully support the comments.

Defending his support for the editors comments David Cameron the leader of the Conservative party said, "Look, were not trying to be sexist or offensive, we simply want to protect women from the perils of today's society. For example, from April last year to April this year 48,000 women suffered severe internal bleeding brought on through stress in attempting to pay household bills, and just this month alone 3,400 women have attempted suicide purely because they cannot properly operate a lawn mower. I think those figures alone show we need to protect and prevent women from attempting male jobs and activities with our society, and by keeping them in cages and letting them out to do the jobs they can manage such as cleaning and cooking I believe we can achieve this."

[Corky]

Right wing daily newspaper: Women should be kept in cages.

In a recent radio interview, the Chief Editor of a Daily right wing newspaper stunned the DJ by claiming that women should be kept in cages. Unfortunately due to legal reasons the paper and the editor cannot be named.

When asked about his views on modern day roles within the home the Editor said "To be honest I believe that women should be kept in cages, not to be mean but to protect them. We all know that women have smaller brains and cannot fully cope with modern society. I wouldn't keep them in cages all day - they could come out for a few hours to do the cleaning, washing and cooking certainly"

Despite public outrage at his comments from normal people, groups such as the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) and the Conservatives fully support the comments.

Defending his support for the editors comments David Cameron the leader of the Conservative party said, "Look, were not trying to be sexist or offensive, we simply want to protect women from the perils of today's society. For example, from April last year to April this year 48,000 women suffered severe internal bleeding brought on through stress in attempting to pay household bills, and just this month alone 3,400 women have attempted suicide purely because they cannot properly operate a lawn mower. I think those figures alone show we need to protect and prevent women from attempting male jobs and activities with our society, and by keeping them in cages and letting them out to do the jobs they can manage such as cleaning and cooking I believe we can achieve this."

We'll probably see that article printed in tomorrow's edition.