Daggers Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 .............nice to see The Sun have condoned his actions!..................... by getting an exclusive and no doubt lining his pockets with a bit of, well pocket money Which means he'll be getting less of my taxes for his minging pseudo-wife to spend on pizza while she watches Jeremy Kyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 "What will you do financially?" "What's Financially?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 He should've "wrapped it up before he slapped it up." Sock that wanger before you bang her. Is this the MTWG safe sex advice forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 I think it's scary that if the girl was 1 year older she could get done for rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 I think it's scary that if the girl was 1 year older she could get done for rape. Women can't commit rape. Part 1 Sexual OffencesRape 1 Rape (1) A person (A) commits an offence if— a) he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another person (B) with his penis, b) B does not consent to the penetration, and c) A does not reasonably believe that B consents. (2) Whether a belief is reasonable is to be determined having regard to all the circumstances, including any steps A has taken to ascertain whether B consents. (3) Sections 75 and 76 apply to an offence under this section. (4) A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable, on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 Women can't commit rape. Oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 Oh Finding out what also constituted rape was rather shocking, to be fair. Thankfully we had no case law to discuss on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 Oh my lord. That's ****ing ridiculous :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 Women can't commit rape. They can with a strap on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 I know this will never happen but if this lad finished his A-Levels his daughter would be starting school. Crazy. I dont think this lad is the father. Come on look at him! Do you really think that Flid could produce the goods for a child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 I know this will never happen but if this lad finished his A-Levels his daughter would be starting school. Crazy.I dont think this lad is the father. Come on look at him! Do you really think that Flid could produce the goods for a child? I think this is probably right, the kids voice isnt even broke, that means he hasnt started puberty right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 I think this is probably right, the kids voice isnt even broke, that means he hasnt started puberty right? Something along them lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 At least we know what Nussul has been upto lately now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 At least we know what Nussul has been upto lately now. He is so obviously Shingler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 He is so obviously Shingler... Jake would not touch that Munter. He has standards. NSLL on the other hand doesnt and that would be a great catch for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 They can with a strap on No, that's "assault by penetration" 2 Assault by penetration(1) A person (A) commits an offence if— (a) he intentionally penetrates the vagina or anus of another person (B) with a part of his body or anything else, (b) the penetration is sexual, © B does not consent to the penetration, and (d) A does not reasonably believe that B consents. (2) Whether a belief is reasonable is to be determined having regard to all the circumstances, including any steps A has taken to ascertain whether B consents. (3) Sections 75 and 76 apply to an offence under this section. (4) A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable, on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 They can with a strap on reminds me off this story from a little while back http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...icle1671224.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 No, that's "assault by penetration" Seen Are you a lawyer aswell as a teacher?! Or a community police officer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 Seen Are you a lawyer aswell as a teacher?! Or a community police officer? I'm not a teacher, just know a lot of them! I want to be a lawyer, though. Being an argumentative sod helps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 reminds me off this story from a little while backhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...icle1671224.ece Hahaha, seemed to be going well for a while! "The court heard the best man appeared to be happy and smiling during the show." And it went downhill from there. "He said: “(The alleged victim) said to her ‘don’t put it in’.” I would of been pissin meself if I was there and heard him say that!! What a night out that would of bin. hahahaha I can't breath. "Don't put it in." !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 I'm not a teacher, just know a lot of them!I want to be a lawyer, though. Being an argumentative sod helps! Oh, for some reason I thought you were a teacher! Please be a good lawyer though and not one of them corrupt b#stards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 Oh, for some reason I thought you were a teacher! Please be a good lawyer though and not one of them corrupt b#stards! I will certainly try my best, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 Jake would not touch that Munter. He has standards.NSLL on the other hand doesnt and that would be a great catch for him. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 Is this the MTWG safe sex advice forum? If you slip between her thighs, condomize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 13 February 2009 Share Posted 13 February 2009 Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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