BoneDog Posted 14 February 2009 Posted 14 February 2009 At 13 the only shooting I did was at me mates with pellet guns
Daggers Posted 14 February 2009 Posted 14 February 2009 At 13 the only shooting I did was at me mates with pellet guns I was busy collecting Servio Panini stickers, playing Subutteo and listening to Dave Lee Travis
Samilktray Posted 14 February 2009 Posted 14 February 2009 His nipper will probably be drunk off shandy and bitch pops at his own 18th.
Flynny Posted 14 February 2009 Posted 14 February 2009 Anyone reckon this'd be a much bigger story if the girl was 12 and the guy 15?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 14 February 2009 Posted 14 February 2009 Daniel may be young but he's a devious little man. He's probably shagged more women than you Aussie lightweight. What i wont to know is if DB11 got brought down in the box if he would give a penalty
Koke Posted 14 February 2009 Posted 14 February 2009 Sorry, just cannot help wondering how he did that He taught me what to do in theory. He then proceeded to send me his old porn cassette videos, about 15-20 of them. Nothing beats 80's porn.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 14 February 2009 Posted 14 February 2009 He taught me what to do in theory. He then proceeded to send me his old porn cassette videos, about 15-20 of them.Nothing beats 80's porn. 'Taches ahoy!
Thracian Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 New Twist Who's the daddy!!! Doesn't surprise me one bit. I did suggest a paternity test might be wise on day one! Perhaps the real angle to the story will be finding a local teenager to come forward and categorically deny there's any chance it was him!
cisono Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 She's a right slapper ain't she? You could see it that way or... instead say not bad for a "minger" (as someone said earlier). But on the other hand, these guys were not exactly very choosy either
Fosse Boy Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 New Twist Who's the daddy!!! It's called a CONDOM you fucking idiots! :frusty: Still funny though... :laugh:
Guest Bilo Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 Good God, the lads aren't fussy in that neck of the woods are they?
Thracian Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 You could see it that way or... instead say not bad for a "minger" (as someone said earlier).But on the other hand, these guys were not exactly very choosy either She'll have the last laugh if she writes a book on the "Teenaged studs of Eastbourne" complete with marks out of 10. It would be the passport to fame and might even end up as film if done with the old "Carry On" approach. :D Publicity equals infamy and infamy equals money in the bank, lots of it. Somone should nip down there and offer to be her agent. And start by dealing with the potential for TV, radio and magazine interviews. More than that, sleepy old Eastbourne will never be the same and will, for years, be famous for its randy teenagers!
GLC Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 She'll have the last laugh if she writes a book on the "Teenaged studs of Eastbourne" complete with marks out of 10. It would be the passport to fame and might even end up as film if done with the old "Carry On" approach. :D Publicity equals infamy and infamy equals money in the bank, lots of it. Somone should nip down there and offer to be her agent. And start by dealing with the potential for TV, radio and magazine interviews. More than that, sleepy old Eastbourne will never be the same and will, for years, be famous for its randy teenagers! Im on it, i'll offer her DB11 as part of the deal
fox123 Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 And amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex. Her parents much be so proud if that claims true.
Thracian Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 Good God, the lads aren't fussy in that neck of the woods are they? With the place full of pensioners I imagine anyone under 50 rates "a possible". http://www.24dash.com/news/Housing/2008-11...ners-playground
Tilley Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 Her parents much be so proud if that claims true. :laugh: Eight lads at 15? :laugh:
cisono Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 With the place full of pensioners I imagine anyone under 50 rates "a possible". http://www.24dash.com/news/Housing/2008-11...ners-playground
The Reverend Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 I think its absoloutely disgusting that a 15 year old girl would want to have sex with a 12 year old. As someone said earlier, it'd be a whole different story if the roles were reversed. Its sick to be honest.
Guest Bilo Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 With the place full of pensioners I imagine anyone under 50 rates "a possible". http://www.24dash.com/news/Housing/2008-11...ners-playground In the words of Seth from Superbad, 'these aren't dried up old ladies, they're good to go.'
BoneDog Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 In the words of Seth from Superbad, 'these aren't dried up old ladies, they're good to go.'
DB11 Posted 15 February 2009 Posted 15 February 2009 Im on it, i'll offer her DB11 as part of the deal Oi pal
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