ousefox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Just got sent this pic by an 19 year old from Bournemouth! http://imgur.com/z3oJH.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Stranger: http://linnirows.blogg.se/images/2009/ng_46337279.jpg This is me You: How can i be sure thats you?? Stranger: Wait! Stranger: http://linnirows.blogg.se/images/2009/linn...46_27817312.jpg Me with blonde hair Stranger: http://linnirows.blogg.se/images/2009/linn...35_27746615.jpg You: You have 1 great big mother****ing nose there. Stranger: Haha I know Stranger: I'm a transvestite Stranger: :3 You: wow You: i thought you looked like a bit of a disabled. You have disconnected. You can tell that's a man quite easily. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ousefox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 You can tell that's a man quite easily. :laugh: I had an incline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Just got sent this pic by an 19 year old from Bournemouth! http://imgur.com/z3oJH.jpg She failed at trying to look attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilworthfox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: f or m? You: m, awaits disconnection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 You: Hi Stranger: hey Stranger: How are you? You: I'm good thanks, you? Stranger: I'm okay (: Stranger: From? You: Cheltenham, England You: you? Stranger: Brazil You: I play football like a brazilian Stranger: Ur name? You: I'm Barry Stranger: nice! (: You: I play for Cheltenham Town in England You: They call me Bazza You: I'm like sex on legs You: I can cure aids You: Some people like to piss their name into snow You: I piss mine into concrete You: I once had a wank in a lorry You: That lorry is now called Optimus Prime You: I can sneeze with my eyes open You: I'M BARRY HAYLES MUTHER****ER You: I once killed two birds with ONE STONE You: I never sleep You: I wait] You: http://images.teamtalk.com/08/10/800x600/B...ham_1308005.jpg You: ^^^ SEXY! Stranger: I'm Madonna! You: No you aren't You: You're weird You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkenzo Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 You: hi. Stranger: hey You: where are you from. Stranger: china ,and you You: omg me too! You: where about! Stranger: hahah a You: where about? Stranger: ningb You: omg me too! You: where about in ningb? Stranger: Halo You: omg me too! You: where about in halo? Stranger: 说中文吧 Stranger: 都说了一天啦 Stranger: 呵呵 You: omg me too! You: where about? Stranger: OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babylon Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Stranger: 你好 You: hi Stranger: 你哪裡人呀 You: i'll have a chicken curry, egg fried rice, chips and prawn crackers please Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ol' Bob Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 You: hello Stranger: Hi, I'm male, 18 and growing a beard You: im growing some more pubes You: i shaved all mine off you see Stranger: What age are you You: 18 Stranger: Why shave your pubes? You: i dunno You: i thought it would impress the ladies You: streamlined You: but i ended up looking like a 7 year old You: a 7 year old with a 12 inch dick that is!! Stranger: All the girls I have been with love my hairy body - chest, penis etc You: that a bit gay isn't it Stranger: Definitely not gay here. You: ok You: how much body hair have you got? You: enough to keep a baby seal cub warm? Stranger: Full chest hair, hairy back, legs - lots You: sounds awesome You: how is the beard growing going then? Stranger: I know some teen would hate to have as much hair as me but I don't care, proud of my body You: i am pleased you are proud You: im proud for you You: maybe we could write a song about your body hair? Stranger: Have you started having sex yet? You: yes im afraid i have You: you can still take my arse cherry though if you want You: the offers on the table... Stranger: Sorry, not into men - all pussy with me mate! You: sounds like a CRACKing time You: can i rape you? You: please Your conversational partner has disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 I am in absolute bits laughing at these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ol' Bob Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 I've come to the conclusion that I'm a bit wrong in the head, but it's too addictive and it's a monday night... Stranger: You: help me Stranger: sure You: my auntie is having a heart attack i think You: i dont know what to do Stranger: oh really You: omg Stranger: call 911 You: my mother has called the paramedics You: but they arent here yet You: omg Stranger: goood thats the only thing you can do You: she is unconcious Stranger: why are you on the computer? You: i was on here but she has jst collapsed Stranger: so the paramedics are on their way Stranger: dont worry You: yeah You: omg You: she is turning blue in the face? Stranger: oh really Stranger: u just need to wait i guess Stranger: nothin else you ccan do You: I COULD TAKE A HUGE fooking DUMP ON HER FACE I GUESS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 I have just had the most inappropriate chat with a lad from Boston, USA. I would post it but its so vile its not fit for a forum like this. Its was along the lines of 'i'm the girl, hes the boy, i sent him pictures of an ugly woman with her snatch out, and he still said he'd like to do ''me''. It was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basingstoke Fox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 I'm playing a game, how many times can you mention an in appropriate word in a conversation. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ol' Bob Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 I'm playing a game, how many times can you mention an in appropriate word in a conversation. :laugh: I'm in on this like a tramp on chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 I'm playing a game, how many times can you mention an in appropriate word in a conversation. :laugh: Give me a word and i'll say it 10 times. No, 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 usurper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basingstoke Fox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Give me a word and i'll say it 10 times.No, 11. Think of any one you want, I'm doing it with the word rape. This guy I am talking to is so stupid :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basingstoke Fox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: i'm looking for a horny girl You: well then you have found the right site x Stranger: cool Stranger: asl? You: 19 f uk you? x Stranger: 18 m uk Stranger: got any pics? You: yeah but i need to get to know someone first! You: you alright? x Stranger: ok Stranger: yeh, i'm fine You: goood where abouts in the uk are you from? Stranger: north-west, you? You: I'm from Wigan Stranger: cool You: rape Stranger: what? You: sorry? Stranger: you said rape You: ?? You: i did? Stranger: yes Stranger: so what sort of stuff are you into? You: well im involved with my job as I'm looking to get into the modelling business You: rape Stranger: what sort of modelling? You: well not like one of those tarts that just takes their top off, but lingerie modelling You: what about you what are you into? Stranger: films, music and sport You: oh cool what sport? x You: rape Stranger: football You: oh nice one whats your team? Stranger: as in who do i support? You: yeahh =) x Stranger: Manchester United You: oh wow I support rape You: Wigan Athletic Stranger: ok Stranger: can i see some of your modelling pics? You: yeahhh go on then You: rape :)x You: How do i get them from my phone onto a computer? You: rape Stranger: through the cable that came with it You: oh right thanks x You: rape You: it says something about a usb, what is that? Stranger: your phone Stranger: click on it Stranger: find the pictures You: rapew Stranger: and then upload them to somewhere like flickr or tinypic or imageshack You: =S You: what are they? You: rape Stranger: image websites You: ohhh i get it You: is the usb the pluggy in thing for the pc You: rape Stranger: yes Stranger: i'll be gone one sec You: ohh nooo wait I want to show you x rape You: i cant rape figure this out =S Stranger: i'm back You: hey x You: rape Stranger: what type of phone do you have? or have you figured it out? You: its a nokia k800i or something i think rape You: i thing i found the wire thing You: rape Stranger: plug one end of the wire into the phone and the other into the pc You: rape You: ohhh i get it now thanks x Stranger: kk You: while i try to do this whats your rape? You: name* You: ?? x Stranger: Mike Stranger: yours? You: rape You: Dorris Stranger: ok, how are you getting on with the pics? You: ok thanks You: rape You: i love Wigan Stranger: cool Stranger: can't wait to see your pics You: rape You: i cant wait to rape you You: show* Stranger: ok Stranger: hurry up You: im tryyyying but its sooo hard! x You: rape You: rape You: do you dribe? You: drive* You: rape Stranger: i'm learning how to fook Stranger: drive* You: excuse me? Stranger: i'm learning how to drive Stranger: that's what i said You: what do you think it is funny to say you are learining how to fook? Stranger: you keep saying rape You: what?? You: you said that earlier too You: =S Stranger: doesn't matter Stranger: just get your pics up You: rape You: ive nearly figured it out Stranger: ok You: ok ive plugged this wire into my pc rape so what do i do now? Stranger: Has something flashed up on your pc? You: no You: rape Stranger: have you plugged it into your phone as well? You: ohhhh yeahhh silly me x You: rape You: I really need a shave Stranger: what? You: oh nothing You: rape You: ok i have plugged it into my phone You: it says i need to put a cd in? Stranger: do you have a memory card on your phone? You: rape You: ermm i dont think so, whats a memory card =S x Stranger: right ok, is there a cd that came with your phone? You: yes Stranger: put it in the pc now You: ok rape Stranger: and follow the instructions You: rape You: ive put it in my pc Stranger: what's your surname? You: and it wont do anything You: i dont know you that well yet x You: rape Stranger: erm, is the thing that said you need to put a cd in still on screen? You: yes You: rape Stranger: click ok Stranger: what's happening now You: rape Stranger: ? You: its come up with a green box You: god i hate stupid people! You: rape Stranger: just follow the onscreen instructions You: there arent any You: rape Stranger: have you got vista, xp what? You: have i got a what? You: rape Stranger: click on the start menu, and then computer You: ok You: what now? You: rape Stranger: what's listed there You: it says Dorris documents rape Stranger: anything else? You: internet explorer, i think it takes you straight to redtube You: rape Stranger: is there a button that says my computer or computer? You: yeah You: do you want me to click on it? Stranger: click it You: rape You: ok Stranger: then tell me what is there You: it says systen xp You: rape Stranger: i'm sorry i've got to go, if you can find your pics, my e-mail address is [email protected] You: what? You: nooooo You: rape You: dont go x You: rape Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salieri Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Quality! I might have to give this a go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ol' Bob Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 [email protected] is going to be under attack now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 [email protected] is going to be under attack now.... I was thinking the exact same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Think I went overboard. You: hey Stranger: this is hermoine Stranger: 07976208528 Stranger: phone sex You: rape? Stranger: yes please Stranger: i dont ask You: do love a bit of rape Stranger: i like to fight Stranger: hey ryan You: hi rapey raperson Stranger: laguna beach? You: no, rape beach Stranger: wats the difference? You: more rape. Stranger: o Stranger: then yes You: excellent. You: ill meet you on rape hill at rape o clock. rape? Stranger: have u ever watchd porn and listend to death metal You: only when raping. Stranger: other than that of course Stranger: heres my number if u wanna know wat its like to have consensual sex Stranger: 07976208528 You: i only do rape Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Think I went overboard.You: hey Stranger: this is hermoine Stranger: 07976208528 Stranger: phone sex You: rape? Stranger: yes please Stranger: i dont ask You: do love a bit of rape Stranger: i like to fight Stranger: hey ryan You: hi rapey raperson Stranger: laguna beach? You: no, rape beach Stranger: wats the difference? You: more rape. Stranger: o Stranger: then yes You: excellent. You: ill meet you on rape hill at rape o clock. rape? Stranger: have u ever watchd porn and listend to death metal You: only when raping. Stranger: other than that of course Stranger: heres my number if u wanna know wat its like to have consensual sex Stranger: 07976208528 You: i only do rape Your conversational partner has disconnected. That's my number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wycombe Fox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 ...that conversation mentioning rape as many times as possible... The more I read the more it reminded me of Clive Tucker from The Fast Show who kept shouting 'arse' in mid sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 That's my number You're a lucky guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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