lavrentis Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 It's unreal, one of her favourite bands is My Chemical Romance.Earlier we were talking about Kimi Raikkonen. Dreamy. haha Run away run away, go chase yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Well this was fun Stranger: are you or are you not form Bulgaria? You: I am from glorious nation of England Ja! Stranger: you SUCK Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: will i be able to hold a decent conversation with you, or will you disappoint me like everyone else Stranger: or hi, hi would do as well. You: ill disappoint you. You: sorry. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: you're not the penis-guy are you? You: no? You: you a hot babe? Stranger: not really Stranger: I guess if I talked my dick between my legs and shaved my beard I'd be kinda hot Stranger: I'ma guy Stranger: you? You: you can talk to your dick? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: you're not the penis-guy are you? You: no? You: you a hot babe? Stranger: not really Stranger: I guess if I talked my dick between my legs and shaved my beard I'd be kinda hot Stranger: I'ma guy Stranger: you? You: you can talk to your dick? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Hmm, 18 year old from Northern Ireland? Similar interests? Liekly to be pics on the way? Connection "Imploded". <_< Omegle is a harsh mistress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: This is Charlie representative of Omegle, We have received reports that you on multiple occasions have been grooming children for the purpose of soliciting inappropriate pictures and/or video of them. The Federal Bureau of Investigation(F.B.I.) have been alerted and we have received confirmation that upon a preliminary review of your comments here they have decided to contact you within 24 hours. We have sent the F.B.I. all our information concerning you(logged IP address and chat log) and we urge you to contact them in case there has been a misunderstanding, if so contact information can be found at http://www.fbi.gov, in any contact relay the case reference #4542334-331. FBI-| IP Has Been Recorded | 128.370.10.45 |- If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: This is Charlie representative of Omegle, We have received reports that you on multiple occasions have been grooming children for the purpose of soliciting inappropriate pictures and/or video of them. The Federal Bureau of Investigation(F.B.I.) have been alerted and we have received confirmation that upon a preliminary review of your comments here they have decided to contact you within 24 hours. We have sent the F.B.I. all our information concerning you(logged IP address and chat log) and we urge you to contact them in case there has been a misunderstanding, if so contact information can be found at http://www.fbi.gov, in any contact relay the case reference #4542334-331. FBI-| IP Has Been Recorded | 128.370.10.45 |- If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Paedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 I chatted to a few strangers last night in Maidstone Hospital. Moral of story. Do not speak to strangers in hospitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 I chatted to a few strangers last night in Maidstone Hospital.Moral of story. Do not speak to strangers in hospitals. Why have you caught Small Pocs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part Of The Crowd Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Flotsam Stranger: hello You: Jetsam Stranger: ? You: ! Stranger: ah ok ... You: Stranger: so ... You: Do you like caber tossing Stranger: what that ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 Just shared some sickipedia jokes. Took a risk. Thought they may be a bit bad to start a convo (didn't even say hi and she said 'tell me a joke' straight away). She loved them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 Why have you caught Small Cocks? It's not a disease Mablo. It's something he was born with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finchy Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 I quite like this... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Alright Stranger: Have you ever fooked a horse? You: once Stranger: Nice You: you? Stranger: Nah I stick to humans you sick fook Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 This thread is comedy gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finchy Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 How's this for a rather forward pedo. Stranger: hi Stranger: how old? Stranger: female? Stranger: parents about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevez Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 Yes, I did pull a Swedish 22 year old FIT bird and yes she does want to pay a visit when she goes England. I found love on Omegle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 NSLL Hows old Finland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finchy Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm lubing the vessel You: conjuring the cowboy You: pleasing the cotton candy Stranger: Wow same here.... Stranger: Rubbing one off You: awww awesome You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovejoy Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 I'm actually addicted to this badboy. Just having a conversation with a Swedish bird about beer . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 Stranger: a man with one watch Stranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 8 April 2009 Share Posted 8 April 2009 Stranger: a man with one watchStranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. :laugh: Thats brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 Forgot how hilarious this is. Stranger: cyber sex ? Stranger: female You: pics? Stranger: http://www.holyfrak.com/images/sexygirls/2.jpg You: not bad Stranger: want it then You: why not Stranger: ok Stranger: i want your cock Stranger: in my mouth Stranger: is it big babe You: 9 inches of pure dissapointment Your conversational partner has disconnected. So close and yet so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 Stranger: a man with one watchStranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. I don't care if it was my post - This is brilliant. BRILLIANT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 Forgot how hilarious this is.Stranger: cyber sex ? Stranger: female You: pics? Stranger: http://www.holyfrak.com/images/sexygirls/2.jpg You: not bad Stranger: want it then You: why not Stranger: ok Stranger: i want your cock Stranger: in my mouth Stranger: is it big babe You: 9 inches of pure dissapointment Your conversational partner has disconnected. So close and yet so far. Falling at the final hurdle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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